Scene 1
Enter Kent, Gloucester, and Edmund.
KENT
1I thought the King had more affected the Duke
2of Albany than Cornwall.
GLOUCESTER
3It did always seem so to us, but now in
4the division of the kingdom, it appears not which
5of the dukes he values most, for ⟨equalities⟩ are so
6weighed that curiosity in neither can make choice
7of either’s moiety.
KENT
8Is not this your son, my lord?
GLOUCESTER
9His breeding, sir, hath been at my
10charge. I have so often blushed to acknowledge
11him that now I am brazed to ’t.
KENT
12I cannot conceive you.
GLOUCESTER
13Sir, this young fellow’s mother could,
14whereupon she grew round-wombed and had indeed,
15sir, a son for her cradle ere she had a husband
16for her bed. Do you smell a fault?
KENT
17I cannot wish the fault undone, the issue of it
18being so proper.
GLOUCESTER
19But I have a son, sir, by order of law,
20some year elder than this, who yet is no dearer in
21my account. Though this knave came something
22saucily to the world before he was sent for, yet was
23his mother fair, there was good sport at his making,
24and the whoreson must be acknowledged. — Do you
25know this noble gentleman, Edmund?
GLOUCESTER
27My lord of Kent. Remember him hereafter
28as my honorable friend.
EDMUND
29My services to your Lordship.
KENT
30I must love you and sue to know you better.
EDMUND
31Sir, I shall study deserving.
GLOUCESTER
32He hath been out nine years, and away he
33shall again.
(Sennet.) The King is coming.
Enter King Lear, Cornwall, Albany, Goneril, Regan, Cordelia, and Attendants.
LEAR
34
Attend the lords of France and Burgundy, Gloucester.
He exits.
LEAR
36
Meantime we shall express our darker purpose. —
37
Give me the map there.
⸢He is handed a map.⸣
Know that we have divided
38
In three our kingdom, and ’tis our fast intent
39
To shake all cares and business from our age,
40
Conferring them on younger strengths, [while we
41
Unburdened crawl toward death. Our son of Cornwall
42
And you, our no less loving son of Albany,
43
We have this hour a constant will to publish
44
Our daughters’ several dowers, that future strife
45
May be prevented now.]
46
The ⟨two great⟩ princes, France and Burgundy,
47
Great rivals in our youngest daughter’s love,
48
Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn
49
And here are to be answered. Tell me, my daughters —
50
[Since now we will divest us both of rule,
51
Interest of territory, cares of state — ]
52
Which of you shall we say doth love us most,
53
That we our largest bounty may extend
54
Where nature doth with merit challenge. Goneril,
55
Our eldest born, speak first.
GONERIL
56
Sir, I love you more than word can wield the matter,
57
Dearer than eyesight, space, and liberty,
58
Beyond what can be valued, rich or rare,
59
No less than life, with grace, health, beauty, honor;
60
As much as child e’er loved, or father found;
61
A love that makes breath poor, and speech unable.
62
Beyond all manner of so much I love you.
CORDELIA
63
⸢aside⸣
What shall Cordelia speak? Love, and be silent.
LEAR
64
⸢pointing to the map⸣
Of all these bounds, even from this line to this,
65
With shadowy forests [and with champains riched,
66
With plenteous rivers] and wide-skirted meads,
67
We make thee lady. To thine and Albany’s ⟨issue⟩
68
Be this perpetual. — What says our second daughter,
69
Our dearest Regan, wife of Cornwall? ⟨Speak.⟩
REGAN
70
I am made of that self mettle as my sister
71
And prize me at her worth. In my true heart
72
I find she names my very deed of love;
73
Only she comes too short, that I profess
74
Myself an enemy to all other joys
75
Which the most precious square of sense ⟨possesses,⟩
76
And find I am alone felicitate
77
In your dear Highness’ love.
CORDELIA
⸢aside⸣
Then poor Cordelia!
78
And yet not so, since I am sure my love’s
79
More ponderous than my tongue.
LEAR
80
To thee and thine hereditary ever
81
Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom,
82
No less in space, validity, and pleasure
83
Than that conferred on Goneril. — Now, our joy,
84
Although our last and least, to whose young love
85
[The vines of France and milk of Burgundy
86
Strive to be interessed,] what can you say to draw
87
A third more opulent than your sisters’? Speak.
LEAR
91
Nothing will come of nothing. Speak again.
CORDELIA
92
Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave
93
My heart into my mouth. I love your Majesty
94
According to my bond, no more nor less.
LEAR
95
How, how, Cordelia? Mend your speech a little,
96
Lest you may mar your fortunes.
CORDELIA
Good my lord,
97
You have begot me, bred me, loved me.
98
I return those duties back as are right fit:
99
Obey you, love you, and most honor you.
100
Why have my sisters husbands if they say
101
They love you all? Haply, when I shall wed,
102
That lord whose hand must take my plight shall carry
103
Half my love with him, half my care and duty.
104
Sure I shall never marry like my sisters,
105
⟨To love my father all.⟩
LEAR
106
But goes thy heart with this?
LEAR
108
So young and so untender?
CORDELIA
109
So young, my lord, and true.
LEAR
110
Let it be so. Thy truth, then, be thy dower,
111
For by the sacred radiance of the sun,
112
The ⸢mysteries⸣ of Hecate and the night,
113
By all the operation of the orbs
114
From whom we do exist and cease to be,
115
Here I disclaim all my paternal care,
116
Propinquity, and property of blood,
117
And as a stranger to my heart and me
118
Hold thee from this forever. The barbarous Scythian,
119
Or he that makes his generation messes
120
To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom
121
Be as well neighbored, pitied, and relieved
122
As thou my sometime daughter.
LEAR
123
Peace, Kent.
124
Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
125
I loved her most and thought to set my rest
126
On her kind nursery.
⸢To Cordelia.⸣
Hence and avoid my sight! —
127
So be my grave my peace as here I give
128
Her father’s heart from her. — Call France. Who stirs?
129
Call Burgundy.
⸢An Attendant exits.⸣
Cornwall and Albany,
130
With my two daughters’ dowers digest the third.
131
Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her.
132
I do invest you jointly with my power,
133
Preeminence, and all the large effects
134
That troop with majesty. Ourself by monthly course,
135
With reservation of an hundred knights
136
By you to be sustained, shall our abode
137
Make with you by due turn. Only we shall retain
138
The name and all th’ addition to a king.
139
The sway, revenue, execution of the rest,
140
Belovèd sons, be yours, which to confirm,
141
This coronet part between you.
KENT
Royal Lear,
142
Whom I have ever honored as my king,
143
Loved as my father, as my master followed,
144
As my great patron thought on in my prayers —
LEAR
145
The bow is bent and drawn. Make from the shaft.
KENT
146
Let it fall rather, though the fork invade
147
The region of my heart. Be Kent unmannerly
148
When Lear is mad. What wouldst thou do, old man?
149
Think’st thou that duty shall have dread to speak
150
When power to flattery bows? To plainness honor’s bound
151
When majesty falls to folly. Reserve thy state,
152
And in thy best consideration check
153
This hideous rashness. Answer my life my judgment,
154
Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least,
155
Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sounds
156
Reverb no hollowness.
LEAR
Kent, on thy life, no more.
KENT
157
My life I never held but as ⟨a⟩ pawn
158
To wage against thine enemies, ⟨nor⟩ fear to lose it,
159
Thy safety being motive.
KENT
160
See better, Lear, and let me still remain
161
The true blank of thine eye.
KENT
163
Now, by Apollo, king,
164
Thou swear’st thy gods in vain.
KENT
167
Kill thy physician, and thy fee bestow
168
Upon the foul disease. Revoke thy gift,
169
Or whilst I can vent clamor from my throat,
170
I’ll tell thee thou dost evil.
LEAR
171
Hear me, recreant; on thine allegiance, hear me!
172
That thou hast sought to make us break our vows —
173
Which we durst never yet — and with strained pride
174
To come betwixt our sentence and our power,
175
Which nor our nature nor our place can bear,
176
Our potency made good, take thy reward:
177
Five days we do allot thee for provision
178
To shield thee from disasters of the world,
179
And on the sixth to turn thy hated back
180
Upon our kingdom. If on the tenth day following
181
Thy banished trunk be found in our dominions,
182
The moment is thy death. Away! By Jupiter,
183
This shall not be revoked.
KENT
184
Fare thee well, king. Sith thus thou wilt appear,
185
Freedom lives hence, and banishment is here.
186
⸢To Cordelia.⸣
The gods to their dear shelter take thee, maid,
187
That justly think’st and hast most rightly said.
188
⸢To Goneril and Regan.⸣
And your large speeches may your deeds approve,
189
That good effects may spring from words of love. —
190
Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu.
191
He’ll shape his old course in a country new.
He exits.
Flourish. Enter Gloucester with France, and Burgundy, ⸢and⸣ Attendants.
⟨GLOUCESTER⟩
192
Here’s France and Burgundy, my noble lord.
LEAR
193
My lord of Burgundy,
194
We first address toward you, who with this king
195
Hath rivaled for our daughter. What in the least
196
Will you require in present dower with her,
197
Or cease your quest of love?
BURGUNDY
Most royal Majesty,
198
I crave no more than hath your Highness offered,
199
Nor will you tender less.
LEAR
Right noble Burgundy,
200
When she was dear to us, we did hold her so,
201
But now her price is fallen. Sir, there she stands.
202
If aught within that little seeming substance,
203
Or all of it, with our displeasure pieced
204
And nothing more, may fitly like your Grace,
205
She’s there, and she is yours.
LEAR
206
Will you, with those infirmities she owes,
207
Unfriended, new-adopted to our hate,
208
Dowered with our curse and strangered with our oath,
209
Take her or leave her?
BURGUNDY
Pardon me, royal sir,
210
Election makes not up in such conditions.
LEAR
211
Then leave her, sir, for by the power that made me
212
I tell you all her wealth. — For you, great king,
213
I would not from your love make such a stray
214
To match you where I hate. Therefore beseech you
215
T’ avert your liking a more worthier way
216
Than on a wretch whom Nature is ashamed
217
Almost t’ acknowledge hers.
FRANCE
This is most strange,
218
That she whom even but now was your ⟨best⟩ object,
219
The argument of your praise, balm of your age,
220
The best, the dearest, should in this trice of time
221
Commit a thing so monstrous to dismantle
222
So many folds of favor. Sure her offense
223
Must be of such unnatural degree
224
That monsters it, or your forevouched affection
225
Fall into taint; which to believe of her
226
Must be a faith that reason without miracle
227
Should never plant in me.
CORDELIA
228
⸢to Lear⸣
I yet beseech your Majesty —
229
If for I want that glib and oily art
230
To speak and purpose not, since what I ⟨well⟩ intend
231
I’ll do ’t before I speak — that you make known
232
It is no vicious blot, murder, or foulness,
233
No unchaste action or dishonored step
234
That hath deprived me of your grace and favor,
235
But even for want of that for which I am richer:
236
A still-soliciting eye and such a tongue
237
That I am glad I have not, though not to have it
238
Hath lost me in your liking.
LEAR
Better thou
239
Hadst not been born than not t’ have pleased me better.
FRANCE
240
Is it but this — a tardiness in nature
241
Which often leaves the history unspoke
242
That it intends to do? — My lord of Burgundy,
243
What say you to the lady? Love’s not love
244
When it is mingled with regards that stands
245
Aloof from th’ entire point. Will you have her?
246
She is herself a dowry.
BURGUNDY
247
Give but that portion which yourself proposed,
248
And here I take Cordelia by the hand,
249
Duchess of Burgundy.
LEAR
250
Nothing. I have sworn. I am firm.
BURGUNDY
251
⸢to Cordelia⸣
I am sorry, then, you have so lost a father
252
That you must lose a husband.
CORDELIA
Peace be with Burgundy.
253
Since that respect and fortunes are his love,
254
I shall not be his wife.
FRANCE
255
Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich being poor;
256
Most choice, forsaken; and most loved, despised,
257
Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon,
258
Be it lawful I take up what’s cast away.
259
Gods, gods! ’Tis strange that from their cold’st neglect
260
My love should kindle to enflamed respect. —
261
Thy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance,
262
Is queen of us, of ours, and our fair France.
263
Not all the dukes of wat’rish Burgundy
264
Can buy this unprized precious maid of me. —
265
Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind.
266
Thou losest here a better where to find.
LEAR
267
Thou hast her, France. Let her be thine, for we
268
Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see
269
That face of hers again.
⸢To Cordelia.⸣
Therefore begone
270
Without our grace, our love, our benison. —
271
Come, noble Burgundy.
Flourish. ⸢All but France, Cordelia, Goneril, and Regan⸣ exit.
FRANCE
272
Bid farewell to your sisters.
CORDELIA
273
The jewels of our father, with washed eyes
274
Cordelia leaves you. I know you what you are,
275
And like a sister am most loath to call
276
Your faults as they are named. Love well our father.
277
To your professèd bosoms I commit him;
278
But yet, alas, stood I within his grace,
279
I would prefer him to a better place.
280
So farewell to you both.
REGAN
281
Prescribe not us our duty.
GONERIL
Let your study
282
Be to content your lord, who hath received you
283
At Fortune’s alms. You have obedience scanted
284
And well are worth the want that you have wanted.
CORDELIA
285
Time shall unfold what plighted cunning hides,
286
Who covers faults at last with shame derides.
287
Well may you prosper.
France and Cordelia exit.
GONERIL
288Sister, it is not little I have to say of what
289most nearly appertains to us both. I think our
290father will hence tonight.
REGAN
291That’s most certain, and with you; next month
292with us.
GONERIL
293You see how full of changes his age is; the
294observation we have made of it hath ⟨not⟩ been
295little. He always loved our sister most, and with
296what poor judgment he hath now cast her off
297appears too grossly.
REGAN
298’Tis the infirmity of his age. Yet he hath ever
299but slenderly known himself.
GONERIL
300The best and soundest of his time hath been
301but rash. Then must we look from his age to
302receive not alone the imperfections of long-engraffed
303condition, but therewithal the unruly waywardness
304that infirm and choleric years bring with
305them.
REGAN
306Such unconstant starts are we like to have
307from him as this of Kent’s banishment.
GONERIL
308There is further compliment of leave-taking
309between France and him. Pray you, let us sit
310together. If our father carry authority with such
311disposition as he bears, this last surrender of his will
312but offend us.
REGAN
313We shall further think of it.
GONERIL
314We must do something, and i’ th’ heat.
They exit.
Scene 2
Enter ⸢Edmund, the⸣ Bastard.
EDMUND
1
Thou, Nature, art my goddess. To thy law
2
My services are bound. Wherefore should I
3
Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
4
The curiosity of nations to deprive me
5
For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines
6
Lag of a brother? why “bastard”? Wherefore “base,”
7
When my dimensions are as well compact,
8
My mind as generous and my shape as true
9
As honest madam’s issue? Why brand they us
10
With “base,” with “baseness,” “bastardy,” “base,” “base,”
11
Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
12
More composition and fierce quality
13
Than doth within a dull, stale, tired bed
14
Go to th’ creating a whole tribe of fops
15
Got ’tween asleep and wake? Well then,
16
Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land.
17
Our father’s love is to the bastard Edmund
18
As to th’ legitimate. Fine word, “legitimate.”
19
Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed
20
And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
21
Shall ⸢top⸣ th’ legitimate. I grow, I prosper.
22
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
Enter Gloucester.
GLOUCESTER
23
Kent banished thus? And France in choler parted?
24
And the King gone tonight, prescribed his power,
25
Confined to exhibition? All this done
26
Upon the gad? — Edmund, how now? What news?
EDMUND
27So please your Lordship, none.
⸢He puts a paper in his pocket.⸣
GLOUCESTER
28Why so earnestly seek you to put up that
29letter?
EDMUND
30I know no news, my lord.
GLOUCESTER
31What paper were you reading?
EDMUND
32Nothing, my lord.
GLOUCESTER
33No? What needed then that terrible dispatch
34of it into your pocket? The quality of nothing
35hath not such need to hide itself. Let’s see. Come, if
36it be nothing, I shall not need spectacles.
EDMUND
37I beseech you, sir, pardon me. It is a letter
38from my brother that I have not all o’erread; and
39for so much as I have perused, I find it not fit for
40your o’erlooking.
GLOUCESTER
41Give me the letter, sir.
EDMUND
42I shall offend either to detain or give it. The
43contents, as in part I understand them, are to
44blame.
GLOUCESTER
45Let’s see, let’s see.
⸢Edmund gives him the paper.⸣
EDMUND
46I hope, for my brother’s justification, he
47wrote this but as an essay or taste of my virtue.
GLOUCESTER
48
(reads) This policy and reverence of age
49makes the world bitter to the best of our times, keeps
50our fortunes from us till our oldness cannot relish
51them. I begin to find an idle and fond bondage in the
52oppression of aged tyranny, who sways not as it hath
53power but as it is suffered. Come to me, that of this I
54may speak more. If our father would sleep till I waked
55him, you should enjoy half his revenue forever and
56live the beloved of your brother. Edgar.
57Hum? Conspiracy? “Sleep till I wake him, you
58should enjoy half his revenue.” My son Edgar! Had
59he a hand to write this? A heart and brain to breed it
60in? — When came you to this? Who brought it?
EDMUND
61It was not brought me, my lord; there’s the
62cunning of it. I found it thrown in at the casement
63of my closet.
GLOUCESTER
64You know the character to be your
65brother’s?
EDMUND
66If the matter were good, my lord, I durst
67swear it were his; but in respect of that, I would
68fain think it were not.
EDMUND
70It is his hand, my lord, but I hope his heart is
71not in the contents.
GLOUCESTER
72Has he never before sounded you in this
73business?
EDMUND
74Never, my lord. But I have heard him oft
75maintain it to be fit that, sons at perfect age and
76fathers declined, the father should be as ward to the
77son, and the son manage his revenue.
GLOUCESTER
78O villain, villain! His very opinion in the
79letter. Abhorred villain! Unnatural, detested, brutish
80villain! Worse than brutish! — Go, sirrah, seek
81him. I’ll apprehend him. — Abominable villain! —
82Where is he?
EDMUND
83I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please
84you to suspend your indignation against my brother
85till you can derive from him better testimony of his
86intent, you should run a certain course; where, if
87you violently proceed against him, mistaking his
88purpose, it would make a great gap in your own
89honor and shake in pieces the heart of his obedience.
90I dare pawn down my life for him that he hath
91writ this to feel my affection to your Honor, and to
92no other pretense of danger.
GLOUCESTER
93Think you so?
EDMUND
94If your Honor judge it meet, I will place you
95where you shall hear us confer of this, and by an
96auricular assurance have your satisfaction, and that
97without any further delay than this very evening.
GLOUCESTER
98He cannot be such a monster.
⟨EDMUND
99Nor is not, sure.
GLOUCESTER
100To his father, that so tenderly and entirely
101loves him! Heaven and Earth!⟩ Edmund, seek him
102out; wind me into him, I pray you. Frame the
103business after your own wisdom. I would unstate
104myself to be in a due resolution.
EDMUND
105I will seek him, sir, presently, convey the
106business as I shall find means, and acquaint you
107withal.
GLOUCESTER
108These late eclipses in the sun and moon
109portend no good to us. Though the wisdom of
110nature can reason it thus and thus, yet nature finds
111itself scourged by the sequent effects. Love cools,
112friendship falls off, brothers divide; in cities, mutinies;
113in countries, discord; in palaces, treason; and
114the bond cracked ’twixt son and father. [This villain
115of mine comes under the prediction: there’s son
116against father. The King falls from bias of nature:
117there’s father against child. We have seen the best of
118our time. Machinations, hollowness, treachery, and
119all ruinous disorders follow us disquietly to our
120graves.] — Find out this villain, Edmund. It shall
121lose thee nothing. Do it carefully. — And the noble
122and true-hearted Kent banished! His offense, honesty!
123’Tis strange.
He exits.
EDMUND
124This is the excellent foppery of the world, that
125when we are sick in fortune (often the surfeits of
126our own behavior) we make guilty of our disasters
127the sun, the moon, and stars, as if we were villains
128on necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves,
129thieves, and treachers by spherical predominance;
130drunkards, liars, and adulterers by an enforced
131obedience of planetary influence; and all that we
132are evil in, by a divine thrusting on. An admirable
133evasion of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish
134disposition on the charge of a star! My father
135compounded with my mother under the Dragon’s
136tail, and my nativity was under Ursa Major, so that it
137follows I am rough and lecherous. ⟨Fut,⟩ I should
138have been that I am, had the maidenliest star in the
139firmament twinkled on my bastardizing. ⟨Edgar⟩ —
Enter Edgar.
140⟨and⟩ pat he comes like the catastrophe of the old
141comedy. My cue is villainous melancholy, with a
142sigh like Tom o’ Bedlam. — O, these eclipses do
143portend these divisions. Fa, sol, la, mi.
EDGAR
144How now, brother Edmund, what serious contemplation
145are you in?
EDMUND
146I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read
147this other day, what should follow these eclipses.
EDGAR
148Do you busy yourself with that?
EDMUND
149I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed
150unhappily, ⟨as of unnaturalness between the
151child and the parent, death, dearth, dissolutions of
152ancient amities, divisions in state, menaces and
153maledictions against king and nobles, needless diffidences,
154banishment of friends, dissipation of cohorts,
155nuptial breaches, and I know not what.
EDGAR
156How long have you been a sectary
157astronomical?
EDMUND
158Come, come,⟩ when saw you my father last?
EDGAR
159The night gone by.
EDMUND
160Spake you with him?
EDGAR
161Ay, two hours together.
EDMUND
162Parted you in good terms? Found you no
163displeasure in him by word nor countenance?
EDMUND
165Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended
166him, and at my entreaty forbear his presence
167until some little time hath qualified the heat
168of his displeasure, which at this instant so rageth in
169him that with the mischief of your person it would
170scarcely allay.
EDGAR
171Some villain hath done me wrong.
EDMUND
172That’s my fear. [I pray you have a continent
173forbearance till the speed of his rage goes slower;
174and, as I say, retire with me to my lodging, from
175whence I will fitly bring you to hear my lord speak.
176Pray you go. There’s my key. If you do stir abroad,
177go armed.
EDGAR
178Armed, brother?]
EDMUND
179Brother, I advise you to the best. I am no
180honest man if there be any good meaning toward
181you. I have told you what I have seen and heard, but
182faintly, nothing like the image and horror of it. Pray
183you, away.
EDGAR
184Shall I hear from you anon?
EDMUND
185I do serve you in this business.
Edgar exits.
186
A credulous father and a brother noble,
187
Whose nature is so far from doing harms
188
That he suspects none; on whose foolish honesty
189
My practices ride easy. I see the business.
190
Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit.
191
All with me’s meet that I can fashion fit.
He exits.
Scene 4
Enter Kent ⸢in disguise.⸣
KENT
1
If but as ⟨well⟩ I other accents borrow
2
That can my speech diffuse, my good intent
3
May carry through itself to that full issue
4
For which I razed my likeness. Now, banished Kent,
5
If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemned,
6
So may it come thy master, whom thou lov’st,
7
Shall find thee full of labors.
Horns within. Enter Lear, ⸢Knights,⸣ and Attendants.
LEAR
8Let me not stay a jot for dinner. Go get it ready.
⸢An Attendant exits.⸣
9How now, what art thou?
LEAR
11What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou with
12us?
KENT
13I do profess to be no less than I seem, to serve
14him truly that will put me in trust, to love him that
15is honest, to converse with him that is wise and says
16little, to fear judgment, to fight when I cannot
17choose, and to eat no fish.
KENT
19A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the
20King.
LEAR
21If thou be’st as poor for a subject as he’s for a
22king, thou art poor enough. What wouldst thou?
LEAR
24Who wouldst thou serve?
LEAR
26Dost thou know me, fellow?
KENT
27No, sir, but you have that in your countenance
28which I would fain call master.
LEAR
31What services canst do?
KENT
32I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a
33curious tale in telling it, and deliver a plain message
34bluntly. That which ordinary men are fit for I
35am qualified in, and the best of me is diligence.
KENT
37Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing,
38nor so old to dote on her for anything. I have years
39on my back forty-eight.
LEAR
40Follow me. Thou shalt serve me — if I like thee
41no worse after dinner. I will not part from thee
42yet. — Dinner, ho, dinner! — Where’s my knave, my
43Fool? Go you and call my Fool hither.
⸢An Attendant exits.⸣
Enter ⸢Oswald, the⸣ Steward.
44You, you, sirrah, where’s my daughter?
He exits.
LEAR
46What says the fellow there? Call the clotpole
47back.
⸢A Knight exits.⸣
48Where’s my Fool? Ho! I think
49the world’s asleep.
⸢Enter Knight again.⸣
50How now? Where’s that mongrel?
KNIGHT
51He says, my lord, your ⟨daughter⟩ is not well.
LEAR
52Why came not the slave back to me when I
53called him?
KNIGHT
54Sir, he answered me in the roundest manner,
55he would not.
KNIGHT
57My lord, I know not what the matter is, but to
58my judgment your Highness is not entertained
59with that ceremonious affection as you were wont.
60There’s a great abatement of kindness appears as
61well in the general dependents as in the Duke
62himself also, and your daughter.
LEAR
63Ha? Sayst thou so?
KNIGHT
64I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be
65mistaken, for my duty cannot be silent when I think
66your Highness wronged.
LEAR
67Thou but remembrest me of mine own conception.
68I have perceived a most faint neglect of late,
69which I have rather blamed as mine own jealous
70curiosity than as a very pretense and purpose of
71unkindness. I will look further into ’t. But where’s
72my Fool? I have not seen him this two days.
KNIGHT
73Since my young lady’s going into France, sir,
74the Fool hath much pined away.
LEAR
75No more of that. I have noted it well. — Go you
76and tell my daughter I would speak with her.
⸢An Attendant exits.⸣
77Go you call hither my Fool.
⸢Another exits.⸣
Enter ⸢Oswald, the⸣ Steward.
78O you, sir, you, come you hither, sir. Who am I, sir?
OSWALD
79My lady’s father.
LEAR
80“My lady’s father”? My lord’s knave! You whoreson
81dog, you slave, you cur!
OSWALD
82I am none of these, my lord, I beseech your
83pardon.
LEAR
84Do you bandy looks with me, you rascal?
⸢Lear strikes him.⸣
OSWALD
85I’ll not be strucken, my lord.
KENT
86
⸢tripping him⸣ Nor tripped neither, you base
87football player?
LEAR
88I thank thee, fellow. Thou serv’st me, and I’ll
89love thee.
KENT
90
⸢to Oswald⸣ Come, sir, arise. Away. I’ll teach you
91differences. Away, away. If you will measure your
92lubber’s length again, tarry. But away. Go to. Have
93you wisdom? So.
⸢Oswald exits.⸣
LEAR
94Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee. There’s
95earnest of thy service.
⸢He gives Kent a purse.⸣
Enter Fool.
FOOL
96Let me hire him too.
⸢To Kent.⸣ Here’s my
97coxcomb.
⸢He offers Kent his cap.⸣
LEAR
98How now, my pretty knave, how dost thou?
FOOL
99
⸢to Kent⸣ Sirrah, you were best take my
100coxcomb.
FOOL
102Why? For taking one’s part that’s out of favor.
103
⸢To Kent.⸣ Nay, an thou canst not smile as the
104wind sits, thou ’lt catch cold shortly. There, take my
105coxcomb. Why, this fellow has banished two on ’s
106daughters and did the third a blessing against his
107will. If thou follow him, thou must needs wear my
108coxcomb. — How now, nuncle? Would I had two
109coxcombs and two daughters.
FOOL
111If I gave them all my living, I’d keep my coxcombs
112myself. There’s mine. Beg another of thy
113daughters.
LEAR
114Take heed, sirrah — the whip.
FOOL
115Truth’s a dog must to kennel; he must be
116whipped out, when the Lady Brach may stand by th’
117fire and stink.
LEAR
118A pestilent gall to me!
FOOL
119Sirrah, I’ll teach thee a speech.
FOOL
121Mark it, nuncle:
122
Have more than thou showest.
123
Speak less than thou knowest,
124
Lend less than thou owest,
125
Ride more than thou goest,
126
Learn more than thou trowest,
127
Set less than thou throwest;
128
Leave thy drink and thy whore
129
And keep in-a-door,
130
And thou shalt have more
131
Than two tens to a score.
KENT
132This is nothing, Fool.
FOOL
133Then ’tis like the breath of an unfee’d lawyer.
134You gave me nothing for ’t. — Can you make no use
135of nothing, nuncle?
LEAR
136Why no, boy. Nothing can be made out of
137nothing.
FOOL
138
⸢to Kent⸣ Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his
139land comes to. He will not believe a Fool.
FOOL
141Dost know the difference, my boy, between a
142bitter fool and a sweet one?
LEAR
143No, lad, teach me.
FOOL
144
⟨That lord that counseled thee
145
To give away thy land,
146
Come place him here by me;
147
Do thou for him stand.
148
The sweet and bitter fool
149
Will presently appear:
150
The one in motley here,
151
The other found out there.
LEAR
152Dost thou call me “fool,” boy?
FOOL
153All thy other titles thou hast given away. That
154thou wast born with.
KENT
155This is not altogether fool, my lord.
FOOL
156No, faith, lords and great men will not let me. If
157I had a monopoly out, they would have part on ’t.
158And ladies too, they will not let me have all the fool
159to myself; they’ll be snatching.⟩ — Nuncle, give me
160an egg, and I’ll give thee two crowns.
LEAR
161What two crowns shall they be?
FOOL
162Why, after I have cut the egg i’ th’ middle and eat
163up the meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou
164clovest thy ⟨crown⟩ i’ th’ middle and gav’st away
165both parts, thou bor’st thine ass on thy back o’er
166the dirt. Thou hadst little wit in thy bald crown
167when thou gav’st thy golden one away. If I speak
168like myself in this, let him be whipped that first
169finds it so.
⸢Sings.⸣
170
Fools had ne’er less grace in a year,
171
For wise men are grown foppish
172
And know not how their wits to wear,
173
Their manners are so apish.
LEAR
174When were you wont to be so full of songs,
175sirrah?
FOOL
176I have used it, nuncle, e’er since thou mad’st thy
177daughters thy mothers. For when thou gav’st them
178the rod and put’st down thine own breeches,
⸢Sings.⸣
179
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
180
And I for sorrow sung,
181
That such a king should play bo-peep
182
And go the ⟨fools⟩ among.
183Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
184thy Fool to lie. I would fain learn to lie.
LEAR
185An you lie, sirrah, we’ll have you whipped.
FOOL
186I marvel what kin thou and thy daughters are.
187They’ll have me whipped for speaking true, thou ’lt
188have me whipped for lying, and sometimes I am
189whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
190kind o’ thing than a Fool. And yet I would not be
191thee, nuncle. Thou hast pared thy wit o’ both sides
192and left nothing i’ th’ middle. Here comes one o’ the
193parings.
Enter Goneril.
LEAR
194
How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet on?
195
⟨Methinks⟩ you are too much of late i’ th’ frown.
FOOL
196Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no
197need to care for her frowning. Now thou art an O
198without a figure. I am better than thou art now. I
199am a Fool. Thou art nothing.
⸢To Goneril.⸣ Yes,
200forsooth, I will hold my tongue. So your face bids
201me, though you say nothing.
202
Mum, mum,
203
He that keeps nor crust ⟨nor⟩ crumb,
204
Weary of all, shall want some.
⸢He points at Lear.⸣
205That’s a shelled peascod.
GONERIL
206
Not only, sir, this your all-licensed Fool,
207
But other of your insolent retinue
208
Do hourly carp and quarrel, breaking forth
209
In rank and not-to-be-endurèd riots. Sir,
210
I had thought by making this well known unto you
211
To have found a safe redress, but now grow fearful,
212
By what yourself too late have spoke and done,
213
That you protect this course and put it on
214
By your allowance; which if you should, the fault
215
Would not ’scape censure, nor the redresses sleep
216
Which in the tender of a wholesome weal
217
Might in their working do you that offense,
218
Which else were shame, that then necessity
219
Will call discreet proceeding.
FOOL
220For you know, nuncle,
221
The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo so long,
222
That it’s had it head bit off by it young.
223So out went the candle, and we were left darkling.
LEAR
224
Are you our daughter?
GONERIL
225
I would you would make use of your good wisdom,
226
Whereof I know you are fraught, and put away
227
These dispositions which of late transport you
228
From what you rightly are.
FOOL
229May not an ass know when the cart draws the
230horse? Whoop, Jug, I love thee!
LEAR
231
Does any here know me? This is not Lear.
232
Does Lear walk thus, speak thus? Where are his eyes?
233
Either his notion weakens, his discernings
234
Are lethargied — Ha! Waking? ’Tis not so.
235
Who is it that can tell me who I am?
⟨LEAR
237
I would learn that, for, by the marks of sovereignty,
238
Knowledge, and reason, I should be false persuaded
239
I had daughters.
FOOL
240Which they will make an obedient father.⟩
LEAR
241Your name, fair gentlewoman?
GONERIL
242
This admiration, sir, is much o’ th’ savor
243
Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
244
To understand my purposes aright.
245
As you are old and reverend, should be wise.
246
Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires,
247
Men so disordered, so debauched and bold,
248
That this our court, infected with their manners,
249
Shows like a riotous inn. Epicurism and lust
250
Makes it more like a tavern or a brothel
251
Than a graced palace. The shame itself doth speak
252
For instant remedy. Be then desired,
253
By her that else will take the thing she begs,
254
A little to disquantity your train,
255
And the remainders that shall still depend
256
To be such men as may besort your age,
257
Which know themselves and you.
LEAR
Darkness and devils! —
258
Saddle my horses. Call my train together.
⸢Some exit.⸣
259
Degenerate bastard, I’ll not trouble thee.
260
Yet have I left a daughter.
GONERIL
261
You strike my people, and your disordered rabble
262
Make servants of their betters.
Enter Albany.
LEAR
263
Woe that too late repents! — ⟨O, sir, are you come?⟩
264
Is it your will? Speak, sir. — Prepare my horses.
⸢Some exit.⸣
265
Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
266
More hideous when thou show’st thee in a child
267
Than the sea monster!
LEAR
268
⸢to Goneril⸣
Detested kite, thou liest.
269
My train are men of choice and rarest parts,
270
That all particulars of duty know
271
And in the most exact regard support
272
The worships of their name. O most small fault,
273
How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show,
274
Which, like an engine, wrenched my frame of nature
275
From the fixed place, drew from my heart all love
276
And added to the gall! O Lear, Lear, Lear!
⸢He strikes his head.⸣
277
Beat at this gate that let thy folly in
278
And thy dear judgment out. Go, go, my people.
⸢Some exit.⸣
ALBANY
279
My lord, I am guiltless as I am ignorant
280
[Of what hath moved you.]
LEAR
It may be so, my lord. —
281
Hear, Nature, hear, dear goddess, hear!
282
Suspend thy purpose if thou didst intend
283
To make this creature fruitful.
284
Into her womb convey sterility.
285
Dry up in her the organs of increase,
286
And from her derogate body never spring
287
A babe to honor her. If she must teem,
288
Create her child of spleen, that it may live
289
And be a thwart disnatured torment to her.
290
Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth,
291
With cadent tears fret channels in her cheeks,
292
Turn all her mother’s pains and benefits
293
To laughter and contempt, that she may feel
294
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
295
To have a thankless child. — Away, away!
⸢Lear and the rest of his train⸣ exit.
ALBANY
296
Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
GONERIL
297
Never afflict yourself to know more of it,
298
But let his disposition have that scope
299
As dotage gives it.
Enter Lear ⸢and the Fool.⸣
LEAR
300
What, fifty of my followers at a clap?
301
Within a fortnight?
LEAR
302
I’ll tell thee.
⸢To Goneril.⸣
Life and death! I am ashamed
303
That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus,
304
That these hot tears, which break from me perforce,
305
Should make thee worth them. Blasts and fogs upon thee!
306
Th’ untented woundings of a father’s curse
307
Pierce every sense about thee! Old fond eyes,
308
Beweep this cause again, I’ll pluck you out
309
And cast you, with the waters that you loose,
310
To temper clay. ⟨Yea, is ’t come to this?⟩
311
Ha! Let it be so. I have another daughter
312
Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable.
313
When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails
314
She’ll flay thy wolvish visage. Thou shalt find
315
That I’ll resume the shape which thou dost think
316
I have cast off forever.
He exits.
ALBANY
317
I cannot be so partial, Goneril,
318
To the great love I bear you —
GONERIL
319Pray you, content. — What, Oswald, ho! —
320You, sir, more knave than Fool, after your master.
FOOL
321Nuncle Lear, Nuncle Lear, tarry. Take the Fool
322with thee.
323
A fox, when one has caught her,
324
And such a daughter,
325
Should sure to the slaughter,
326
If my cap would buy a halter.
327
So the Fool follows after.
He exits.
[GONERIL
328
This man hath had good counsel. A hundred knights!
329
’Tis politic and safe to let him keep
330
At point a hundred knights! Yes, that on every dream,
331
Each buzz, each fancy, each complaint, dislike,
332
He may enguard his dotage with their powers
333
And hold our lives in mercy. — Oswald, I say!
ALBANY
334Well, you may fear too far.
GONERIL
335Safer than trust too far.
336
Let me still take away the harms I fear,
337
Not fear still to be taken. I know his heart.
338
What he hath uttered I have writ my sister.
339
If she sustain him and his hundred knights
340
When I have showed th’ unfitness —
Enter ⸢Oswald, the⸣ Steward.
How now, Oswald?]
341
What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
GONERIL
343
Take you some company and away to horse.
344
Inform her full of my particular fear,
345
And thereto add such reasons of your own
346
As may compact it more. Get you gone,
347
And hasten your return.
⸢Oswald exits.⸣
No, no, my lord,
348
This milky gentleness and course of yours,
349
Though I condemn not, yet, under pardon,
350
⸢You⸣ are much more at task for want of wisdom
351
Than praised for harmful mildness.
ALBANY
352
How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell.
353
Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well.
ALBANY
355Well, well, th’ event.
They exit.
Scene 5
Enter Lear, Kent ⸢in disguise,⸣ Gentleman, and Fool.
LEAR
1
⸢to Kent⸣ Go you before to Gloucester with these
2letters. Acquaint my daughter no further with anything
3you know than comes from her demand out of
4the letter. If your diligence be not speedy, I shall be
5there afore you.
KENT
6I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered
7your letter.
He exits.
FOOL
8If a man’s brains were in ’s heels, were ’t not in
9danger of kibes?
FOOL
11Then, I prithee, be merry; thy wit shall not go
12slipshod.
FOOL
14Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly,
15for, though she’s as like this as a crab’s like an
16apple, yet I can tell what I can tell.
LEAR
17What canst tell, boy?
FOOL
18She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab.
19Thou canst tell why one’s nose stands i’ th’ middle
20on ’s face?
FOOL
22Why, to keep one’s eyes of either side ’s nose,
23that what a man cannot smell out he may spy into.
FOOL
25Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
FOOL
27Nor I neither. But I can tell why a snail has a
28house.
FOOL
30Why, to put ’s head in, not to give it away to his
31daughters and leave his horns without a case.
LEAR
32I will forget my nature. So kind a father! — Be
33my horses ready?
⸢Gentleman exits.⸣
FOOL
34Thy asses are gone about ’em. The reason why
35the seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty
36reason.
LEAR
37Because they are not eight.
FOOL
38Yes, indeed. Thou wouldst make a good Fool.
LEAR
39To take ’t again perforce! Monster ingratitude!
FOOL
40If thou wert my Fool, nuncle, I’d have thee
41beaten for being old before thy time.
FOOL
43Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst
44been wise.
LEAR
45
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!
46
Keep me in temper. I would not be mad!
⸢Enter Gentleman.⸣
47
How now, are the horses ready?
GENTLEMAN
48Ready, my lord.
FOOL
50
She that’s a maid now and laughs at my departure,
51
Shall not be a maid long, unless things be cut shorter.
They exit.