1847.1[3.2]
1848Enter Hamlet and three of the Players.
hamlet
1849Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced
1850it to you, trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it
1851as many of our players do, I had as lief the town-crier
1852spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much
1853with your hand thus, but use all gently; for, in the very torrent,
1854tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your
1855passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that
1856may give it smoothness. Oh, it offends me to the soul
1857to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion
1858to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the
1859groundlings, who for the most part are capable of
1860nothing but inexplicable dumb-shows and noise. I would
1861have such a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant: it
1862out-Herods Herod. Pray you avoid it.
player
1863I warrant your honour.
hamlet
1864Be not too tame neither, but let your own
1865discretion be your tutor. Suit the action to the word,
1866the word to the action, with this special observance:
1867that you o’erstep not the modesty of nature. For anything
1868so o’erdone is from the purpose of playing, whose
1869end, both at the first and now, was and is to hold, as ’twere,
1870the mirror up to nature, to show virtue her FownF
1871feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and
1872body of the time his form and pressure. Now this
1873overdone, or come tardy off, though it makes the unskilful
1874laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve, the
1875censure of which one must in your allowance o’erweigh
1876a whole theatre of others. Oh, there be players
1877that I have seen play and heard others praise, and that
1878highly, not to speak it profanely, that neither having
1879th’accent of Christians nor the gait of Christian, pagan,
1880nor man, have so strutted and bellowed that I have
1881thought some of Nature’s journeymen had made men,
1882and not made them well, they imitated humanity so
1883“abhominably.”
player
1884I hope we have reformed that indifferently with
1885us.
hamlet
1886Oh, reform it altogether, and let those that
1887play your clowns speak no more than is set down for
1888them, for there be of them that will themselves laugh
1889to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh
1890too, though in the meantime some necessary question
1891of the play be then to be considered. That’s villainous, and
1892shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses
1893it. Go make you ready.
[Exeunt Players.]
1895How now, my lord,
1896will the King hear this piece of work?
1894Enter Polonius, Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.
polonius
1897And the Queen too, and that presently.
hamlet
1898Bid the players make haste.
1898[Exit Polonius.]
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1899
Will you two help to hasten them?
1900Exeunt they two.
1901Enter Horatio.
horatio
1903
Here, sweet lord, at your service.
hamlet
1904
Horatio, thou art e’en as just a man
1905
As e’er my conversation coped withal.
hamlet
1907
Nay, do not think I flatter,
1908
For what advancement may I hope from thee
1909
That no revenue hast but thy good spirits
1910
To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flattered?
1911
No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp
1912
And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
1913
Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
1914
Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
1915
And could of men distinguish her election,
1916
Sh’hath sealed thee for herself, for thou hast been
1917
As one in suff’ring all that suffers nothing,
1918
A man that Fortune’s buffets and rewards
1919
Hast ta’en with equal thanks. And blest are those
1920
Whose blood and judgement are so well co-meddled
1921
That they are not a pipe for Fortune’s finger
1922
To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
1923
That is not passion’s slave, and I will wear him
1924
In my heart’s core, ay, in my heart of heart,
1925
As I do thee. Something too much of this.
1926
There is a play tonight before the King.
1927
One scene of it comes near the circumstance
1928
Which I have told thee of my father’s death.
1929
I prithee, when thou see’st that act afoot,
1930
Even with the very comment of thy soul,
1931
Observe my uncle. If his occulted guilt
1932
Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
1933
It is a damnèd ghost that we have seen,
1934
And my imaginations are as foul
1935
As Vulcan’s stithy. Give him heedful note,
1936
For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
1937
And after, we will both our judgements join
1938
In censure of his seeming.
horatio
1939
Well, my lord.
1940
If ’a steal aught the whilst this play is playing
1941
And scape detected, I will pay the theft.
1942Enter Trumpets and Kettledrums, King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, [Rosencrantz,
1943Guildenstern, and other Lords attendant.] Fwith
1944his Guard carrying torches. Danish
1945march. Sound a Flourish.F
hamlet
1946They are coming to the play. I must be idle.
1947Get you a place.
king
1948How fares our cousin Hamlet?
hamlet
1949Excellent, i’faith, of the chameleon’s dish: I eat
1950the air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.
king
1951I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet, these
1952words are not mine.
hamlet
1953No, nor mine now, my lord.
[To Polonius] You played once
1954i’th’university, you say?
polonius
1955That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good
1956actor —
hamlet
1957What did you enact?
polonius
1958I did enact Julius Caesar. I was killed i’th’Capitol.
1959Brutus killed me.
hamlet
1960It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a
1961calf there. — Be the players ready?
rosencrantz
1962Ay, my lord, they stay upon your patience.
queen
1963Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
hamlet
1964No, good mother, here’s metal more attractive.
polonius
1965
[To the King] Oh ho, do you mark that?
hamlet
1966Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Fhamlet
1968I mean, my head upon your lap?
ophelia
1969Ay, my lord.F
hamlet
1970Do you think I meant country matters?
ophelia
1971I think nothing, my lord.
hamlet
1972That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.
ophelia
1973What is, my lord?
ophelia
1975You are merry, my lord.
hamlet
1978O God, your only jig-maker. What should
1979a man do but be merry? For look you how cheerfully
1980my mother looks, and my father died within’s two
1981hours.
ophelia
1982Nay, ’tis twice two months, my lord.
hamlet
1983So long? Nay then, let the dev’l wear black,
1984for I’ll have a suit of sables. O heavens, die two months
1985ago and not forgotten yet! Then there’s hope a
1986great man’s memory may outlive his life half a year.
1987But, by’r Lady, ’a must build churches then, or else shall
1988’a suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose
1989epitaph is “For oh, for oh, the hobby-horse is forgot!”
1990The Trumpets sounds. Dumb-show follows.
1991Enter a king and a queen, Fvery lovingly,F the queen embracing
1992him and he her. FShe kneels and makes show of protestation unto
1993him.F He takes her up and declines his head upon her neck; he
1994lies him down upon a bank of flowers. She, seeing him
1995asleep, leaves him. Anon come in another man, takes off his
1996crown, kisses it, pours poison in the sleeper’s ears, and
1997leaves him. The queen returns, finds the king dead,
1998makes passionate action. The poisoner with some three or
1999four come in again, seem to condole with her.
2000The dead body is carried away. The poisoner woos the
2001queen with gifts. She seems harsh awhile,
2002but in the end accepts love.
2002[Exeunt Players].
ophelia
2003What means this, my lord?
hamlet
2004Marry, this’ munching Malicho — it means
2005mischief.
ophelia
2006Belike this show imports the argument of the
2007play.
2016Enter Prologue.
hamlet
2008We shall know by this fellow. The players
2009cannot keep counsel, they’ll tell all.
ophelia
2010Will ’a tell us what this show meant?
hamlet
2011Ay, or any show that you will show him. Be not
2012you ashamed to show, he’ll not shame to tell you what it
2013means.
ophelia
2014You are naught, you are naught. I’ll mark the
2015play.
prologue
2017
For us and for our tragedy,
2018
Here stooping to your clemency
2019
We beg your hearing patiently.
2019[Exit.]
hamlet
2020Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?
ophelia
2021’Tis brief, my lord.
hamlet
2022As woman’s love.
2023Enter [two Players as] King and Queen.
player king
2024
Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round
2025
Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ orbèd ground,
2026
And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen
2027
About the world have times twelve thirties been
2028
Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
2029
Unite commutual in most sacred bands.
player queen
2030
So many journeys may the sun and moon
2031
Make us again count o’er ere love be done.
2032
But woe is me, you are so sick of late,
2033
So far from cheer and from our former state,
2034
That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
2035
Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must.
2035.1
For women fear too much, even as they love,
2036
And women’s fear and love hold quantity,
2037
In neither ought, or in extremity.
2038
Now what my love is proof hath made you know,
2039
And, as my love is sized, my fear is so.
2039.1
Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
2039.2
Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.
player king
2040
Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too:
2041
My operant powers their functions leave to do;
2042
And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
2043
Honoured, beloved, and haply one as kind
2044
For husband shalt thou —
player queen
2045
Oh, confound the rest!
2046
Such love must needs be treason in my breast.
2047
In second husband let me be accursed.
2048
None wed the second but who killed the first.
hamlet
2049That’s wormwood.
player queen
2050
The instances that second marriage move
2051
Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.
2052
A second time I kill my husband dead
2053
When second husband kisses me in bed.
player king
2054
I do believe you think what now you speak.
2055
But what we do determine oft we break.
2056
Purpose is but the slave to memory,
2057
Of violent birth but poor validity,
2058
Which now, the fruit unripe, sticks on the tree,
2059
But fall unshaken when they mellow be.
2060
Most necessary ’tis that we forget
2061
To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt.
2062
What to ourselves in passion we propose,
2063
The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
2064
The violence of either grief or joy
2065
Their own enactures with themselves destroy.
2066
Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
2067
Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
2068
This world is not for aye, nor ’tis not strange
2069
That even our loves should with our fortunes change,
2070
For ’tis a question left us yet to prove
2071
Whether Love lead Fortune, or else Fortune Love.
2072
The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
2073
The poor advanced makes friends of enemies;
2074
And hitherto doth Love on Fortune tend:
2075
For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
2076
And who in want a hollow friend doth try
2077
Directly seasons him his enemy.
2078
But orderly to end where I begun,
2079
Our wills and fates do so contrary run
2080
That our devices still are overthrown:
2081
Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own.
2082
So think thou wilt no second husband wed,
2083
But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.
player queen
2084
Nor earth to me give food nor heaven light,
2085
Sport and repose lock from me day and night,
2085.1
To desperation turn my trust and hope,
2085.2
An anchor’s cheer in prison be my scope,
2086
Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
2087
Meet what I would have well and it destroy,
2088
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
2089
If once I be a widow ever I be a wife.
hamlet
2090If she should break it now.
player king
2091-2
’Tis deeply sworn.
Sweet, leave me here awhile.
2093
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
2094
The tedious day with sleep.
player queen
2095
Sleep rock thy brain,
2095[He sleeps.]
2096
And never come mischance between us twain.
2096Exit.
hamlet
2097Madam, how like you this play?
queen
2098The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
hamlet
2099Oh, but she’ll keep her word.
king
2100Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence
2101in’t?
hamlet
2102No, no, they do but jest — poison in jest, no offence
2103i’th’world.
king
2104What do you call the play?
hamlet
2105The Mousetrap. Marry, how tropically!
2106This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna. Gonzago
2107is the duke’s name; his wife, Baptista. You shall see
2108anon. ’Tis a knavish piece of work, but what of that?
2109Your majesty and we that have free souls, it touches
2110us not. Let the galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung.
Enter Lucianus.
2112This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.
ophelia
2113You are as good as a chorus, my lord.
hamlet
2114I could interpret between you and your love
2115if I could see the puppets dallying.
ophelia
2116You are keen, my lord, you are keen.
hamlet
2117It would cost you a groaning to take off mine
2118edge.
ophelia
2119Still better and worse.
hamlet
2120So you mis-take your husbands. —
2121Begin, murderer. FPox!F Leave thy damnable faces and
2122begin. Come: “the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.”
lucianus
2124-5
Thoughts black, hands apt,
drugs fit, and time agreeing,
2126
Confederate season, else no creature seeing,
2127
Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
2128
With Hecate’s ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
2129
Thy natural magic and dire property
2130
On wholesome life usurps immediately.
2131[Pours the poison in his ears.]
hamlet
2132’A poisons him i’th’garden for his estate. His
2133name’s Gonzago. The story is extant and written in very choice
2134Italian. You shall see anon how the murderer gets the
2135love of Gonzago’s wife.
ophelia
2136The King rises.
Fhamlet
2137What, frighted with false fire?F
queen
2138How fares my lord?
polonius
2139Give o’er the play.
king
2140Give me some light. Away!
polonius
2141Lights, lights, lights!
2141Exeunt
2142all but Hamlet and Horatio.
hamlet
2143
Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
2144
The hart ungalled play,
2145
For some must watch while some must sleep.
2146
Thus runs the world away.
2147Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers, if the rest of
2148my fortunes turn Turk with me, with FtwoF Provincial
2149roses on my razed shoes, get me a fellowship in a cry
2150of players?
horatio
2151Half a share.
hamlet
2152A whole one, I.
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2153
For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
2154
This realm dismantled was
2154-5
Of Jove himself,
and now reigns here
2156
A very, very — pajock.
horatio
2157You might have rhymed.
hamlet
2158O good Horatio, I’ll take the Ghost’s word for
2159a thousand pound. Didst perceive?
horatio
2160Very well, my lord.
hamlet
2161Upon the talk of the poisoning?
horatio
2162I did very well note him.
2163Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
hamlet
2164Ah ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders!
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2165
For, if the King like not the comedy,
2166
Why then belike he likes it not, perdie.
2167Come, some music!
guildenstern
2168Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.
hamlet
2169Sir, a whole history.
guildenstern
2170The King, sir —
hamlet
2171Ay, sir, what of him?
guildenstern
2172— is in his retirement marvellous distempered.
hamlet
2173With drink, sir?
guildenstern
2174No, my lord, FratherF with choler —
hamlet
2175Your wisdom should show itself more richer
2176to signify this to the doctor, for, for me to put him
2177to his purgation, would perhaps plunge him into FfarF
2178more choler.
guildenstern
2179Good my lord, put your discourse into some
2180frame, and start not so wildly from my affair.
hamlet
2181I am tame, sir. Pronounce.
guildenstern
2182The Queen your mother in most great affliction
2183of spirit hath sent me to you.
hamlet
2184You are welcome.
guildenstern
2185Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of
2186the right breed. If it shall please you to make me a wholesome
2187answer, I will do your mother’s commandement.
2188If not, your pardon and my return shall be the end of
2189FmyF business.
hamlet
2190Sir, I cannot.
rosencrantz
2191What, my lord?
hamlet
2192Make you a wholesome answer: my wit’s diseased.
2193But, sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command,
2194or rather, as you say, my mother. Therefore no more,
2195but to the matter. My mother, you say —
rosencrantz
2196Then thus she says: your behaviour hath struck
2197her into amazement and admiration.
hamlet
2198Oh, wonderful son that can so ’stonish a
2199mother! But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother’s
2200admiration? Impart.
rosencrantz
2201She desires to speak with you in her closet
2202ere you go to bed.
hamlet
2203We shall obey, were she ten times our mother.
2204Have you any further trade with us?
rosencrantz
2205My lord, you once did love me.
hamlet
2206And do still, by these pickers and stealers.
rosencrantz
2207Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper?
2208You do surely bar the door upon your own liberty
2209if you deny your griefs to your friend.
hamlet
2210Sir, I lack advancement.
rosencrantz
2211How can that be, when you have the voice of
2212the King himself for your succession in Denmark?
hamlet
2213Ay, sir, but while the grass grows — the proverb is
2214something musty. —
Enter the Players with recorders.
2216Oh, the recorders! Let me see one. — To withdraw with you, why
2217do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you
2218would drive me into a toil?
guildenstern
2219O my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love
2220is too unmannerly.
hamlet
2221I do not well understand that. Will you play
2222upon this pipe?
guildenstern
2223My lord, I cannot.
guildenstern
2225Believe me, I cannot.
hamlet
2226I do beseech you.
guildenstern
2227I know no touch of it, my lord.
hamlet
2228It is as easy as lying: govern these ventages
2229with your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your
2230mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music.
2231Look you, these are the stops.
guildenstern
2232But these cannot I command to any utterance
2233of harmony. I have not the skill.
hamlet
2234Why, look you now how unworthy a thing
2235you make of me: you would play upon me, you would
2236seem to know my stops, you would pluck out the heart
2237of my mystery, you would sound me from my lowest
2238note to Fthe top ofF my compass, and there is much music,
2239excellent voice in this little organ, yet cannot
2240you make it speak. ’Sblood! Do you think I am easier to be
2241played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will,
2242though you fret me you cannot play upon me. God
2243bless you, sir.
2244Enter Polonius.
polonius
2245My lord, the Queen would speak with you,
2246and presently.
hamlet
2247Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape
2248of a camel?
polonius
2249By th’mass, and ’tis, like a camel indeed.
hamlet
2250Methinks it is like a weasel.
polonius
2251It is backed like a weasel.
hamlet
2252Or like a whale.
polonius
2253Very like a whale.
hamlet
2254Then I will come to my mother by and by.
2255[Aside] They fool me to the top of my bent.
2256
[To Polonius] — I will come by and by.
2258
[To Rosencrantz and Guildenstern] — Leave me, friends.
2257
[To Polonius] I will, say so.
2258“By and by” is easily said.
2258[Exeunt all but Hamlet.]
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2259
’Tis now the very witching time of night
2260
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breaks out
2261
Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood
2262
And do such bitter business as the day
2263
Would quake to look on. Soft, now to my mother.
2264
O heart, lose not thy nature. Let not ever
2265
The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom;
2266
Let me be cruel, not unnatural.
2267
I will speak daggers to her, but use none.
2268
My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites.
2269
How in my words somever she be shent
2270
To give them seals never my soul consent.
2270Exit