William Shakespeare Shakespeare, William

The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark





Texto utilizado para esta edición digital:
Shakespeare, William. The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark. 1604/05. Edited by Jesús Tronch for the EMOTHE collection, 2016. Revised edition. Text edited by Jesús Tronch, and checked by Donald L. Bailey.
Adaptación digital para EMOTHE:
  • Tronch Pérez, Jesus (Artelope)

Note on this Digital Edition

Commentary notes and critical apparatus are in process.
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Line numbers are based on the Through Line Numbers from Hinman’s Norton facsimile of the 1623 folio (1968). For Q2-only lines and for added scene divisions, numbers take the previous TLN and add a decimal (e.g. 124.1).

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The text was critically edited by Jesús Tronch, and checked by Donald Bailey. Initial realease in 2013. Revised in 2016.


[ List of Characters

Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, son of the late King Hamlet of Denmark
King Claudius, brother of the late King Hamlet
Queen Gertrude, Hamlet’s mother, now wife of King Claudius
Ghost of the late King Hamlet
Ophelia, daughter of Polonius
Polonius, counsellor to the King
Laertes, son of Polonius
Horatio, friend of Hamlet
Fortinbras, Prince of Norway
Rosencrantz, former schoolfellow of Hamlet
Guildenstern, former schoolfellow of Hamlet
Francisco, sentinel (in 1.1)
Barnardo, sentinel
Marcellus, sentinel
Voltemand, ambassador to Norway
Cornelius, ambassador to Norway
Reynaldo, servant of Polonius (in 2.1)
Player
Prologue, in 3.2
Player King, in 3.2
Player Queen, in 3.2
Lucianus, in 3.2
Captain, of the Norwegian army (in 4.4)
Gentleman, in 4.5
Followers, of Laertes (in 4.5)
Messenger, in 4.5
Sailor, in 4.6
1 Clown, a gravedigger (in 5.1)
2 Clown, in 5.1
Doctor, of divinity (in 5.1)
Osric, a courtier (in 5.2)
Lord, in 5.2
Ambasador, from England (in 5.2)
Lords
Gentleman, in 4.6
Messenger, in 4.7 ]

Attendants, Trumpets, Kettledrums and Drums, Guard, Sailors, Officers, another English Ambassador, Norwegian army ]


1[1.1]

2Enter Barnardo and Francisco, two sentinels.

barnardo
3-4
Who’s there?

francisco
5-6
Nay, answer me. Stand and unfold yourself.

barnardo
7
Long live the King —

francisco
8
Barnardo.

barnardo
9
He.

francisco
10
You come most carefully upon your hour —

barnardo
11
’Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to bed, Francisco —

francisco
12
For this relief much thanks. ’Tis bitter cold,
13
And I am sick at heart.

barnardo
14
Have you had quiet guard?

francisco
15
Not a mouse stirring.

barnardo
16
Well, good night.
16-7
If you do meet Horatio and Marcellus,
17
The rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.

18Enter Horatio and Marcellus.

francco
19
I think I hear them. Stand, ho! Who is there?

horatio
20
Friends to this ground.

marcellus
21
And liegemen to the Dane.

francisco
22
Give you good night.

marcellus
23
Oh, farewell, honest soldier. Who hath relieved you?

francisco
24
Barnardo hath my place. Give you good night.

25Exit Francisco.

marcellus
26
Holla, Barnardo!

barnardo
27
Say, what, is Horatio there?

horatio
29
A piece of him.

barnardo
29
Welcome, Horatio. Welcome, good Marcellus —

horatio
30
What, has this thing appeared again tonight?

barnardo
31
I have seen nothing.

marcellus
32
Horatio says ’tis but our fantasy,
33
And will not let belief take hold of him,
34
Touching this dreaded sight twice seen of us.
35
Therefore I have entreated him along
36
With us to watch the minutes of this night,
37
That, if again this apparition come,
38
He may approve our eyes and speak to it.

horatio
39
Tush, tush, ’twill not appear.

barnardo
40
Sit down awhile,
41
And let us once again assail your ears,
42
That are so fortified against our story,
43
What we have two nights seen.

horatio
44
Well, sit we down,
45
And let us hear Barnardo speak of this.

barnardo
46
Last night of all,
47
When yond same star that’s westward from the pole
48
Had made his course t’illume that part of heaven
49
Where now it burns, Marcellus and myself,
50
The bell then beating one —

50Enter Ghost.

marcellus
51
Peace, break thee off.
52
Look where it comes again.

barnardo
53
In the same figure like the King that’s dead.

marcellus
54
Thou art a scholar; speak to it, Horatio.

barnardo
55
Looks ’a not like the King? Mark it, Horatio.

horatio
56
Most like. It harrows me with fear and wonder.

barnardo
57
It would be spoke to.

marcellus
58
Speak to it, Horatio.

horatio
59
What art thou that usurp’st this time of night
60
Together with that fair and warlike form
61
In which the majesty of buried Denmark
62
Did sometimes march? By heaven, I charge thee speak.

marcellus
63
It is offended.

barnardo
64
See, it stalks away.

horatio
65
Stay! Speak, speak! I charge thee speak!

66Exit

marcellus
67
’Tis gone and will not answer.

barnardo
68
How now, Horatio? You tremble and look pale.
69
Is not this something more than fantasy?
70
What think you on’t?

horatio
71
Before my God, I might not this believe
72
Without the sensible and true avouch
73
Of mine own eyes.

marcellus
74
Is it not like the King?

horatio
75
As thou art to thyself.
76
Such was the very armour he had on
77
When he the ambitious Norway combated.
78
So frowned he once when in an angry parle
79
He smote the sledded poleaxe on the ice.
80
’Tis strange.

marcellus
81
Thus twice before, and jump at this dead hour,
82
With martial stalk hath he gone by our watch.

horatio
83
In what particular thought to work, I know not,
84
But in the gross and scope of mine opinion
85
This bodes some strange eruption to our state.

marcellus
86
Good now, sit down, and tell me, he that knows,
87
Why this same strict and most observant watch
88
So nightly toils the subject of the land,
89
And with such daily cast of brazen cannon
90
And foreign mart for implements of war;
91
Why such impress of shipwrights, whose sore task
92
Does not divide the Sunday from the week;
93
What might be toward that this sweaty haste
94
Doth make the night joint labourer with the day.
95
Who is’t that can inform me?

horatio
96
That can I.
97
At least the whisper goes so. Our last King,
98
Whose image even but now appeared to us,
99
Was, as you know, by Fortinbras of Norway,N
X
Nota del editor

100
Thereto pricked on by a most emulate pride,
101
Dared to the combat, in which our valiant Hamlet
102
(For so this side of our known world esteemed him)
103
Did slay this Fortinbras, who by a sealed compact
104
Well ratified by law and heraldry
105
Did forfeit, with his life, all these his lands
106
Which he stood seized of to the conqueror;
107
Against the which a moiety competent
108
Was gagèd by our King, which had returned
109
To the inheritance of Fortinbras
110
Had he been vanquisher, as by the same co-mart
111
And carriage of the article designed
112
His fell to Hamlet. Now, sir, young Fortinbras,
113
Of unimprovèd mettle, hot and full,
114
Hath in the skirts of Norway here and there
115
Sharked up a list of lawless resolutes
116
For food and diet to some enterprise
117
That hath a stomach in’t, which is no other,
118
As it doth well appear unto our state,
119
But to recover of us by strong hand
120
And terms compulsatory those foresaid lands
121
So by his father lost. And this, I take it,
122
Is the main motive of our preparations,
123
The source of this our watch, and the chief head
124
Of this post-haste and rummage in the land.

barnardo
124.1
I think it be no other but e’en so.
124.2
Well may it sort that this portentous figure
124.3
Comes armèd through our watch so like the King
124.4
That was and is the question of these wars.

horatio
124.5
A mote it is to trouble the mind’s eye.
124.6
In the most high and palmy state of Rome,
124.7
A little ere the mightiest Julius fell,
124.8
The graves stood tennantless and the sheeted dead
124.9
Did squeak and gibber in the Roman streets —
124.10
As stars with trains of fire and dews of blood,
124.11
Disasters in the sun; and the moist star,
124.12
Upon whose influence Neptune’s empire stands,
124.12
Was sick almost to doomsday with eclipse.
124.14
And even the like precurse of feared events,
124.15
As harbingers preceding still the fates
124.16
And prologue to the omen coming on,
124.17
Have heaven and earth together demonstrated
124.18
Unto our climatures and countrymen.
125Enter Ghost.
126
But soft — behold, lo, where it comes again!
127
I’ll cross it though it blast me. — Stay, illusion!
127-8It spreads his arms.
128
If thou hast any sound or use of voice,
129
Speak to me;
129
If there be any good thing to be done
130
That may to thee do ease and grace to me,
130
Speak to me.
131
If thou art privy to thy country’s fate
132
Which happily foreknowing may avoid,
132
Oh, speak;
133
Or if thou hast uphoarded in thy life
134
Extorted treasure in the womb of earth
135
(For which they say your spirits oft walk in death)
135-6The cock crows.
136
Speak of it, stay and speak. — Stop it, Marcellus.

marcellus
137
Shall I strike it with my partisan?

horatio
138
Do if it will not stand.

barnardo
139
’Tis here.

horatio
140
’Tis here.

141[Exit Ghost.]

marcellus
141
’Tis gone.
142
We do it wrong, being so majestical,
143
To offer it the show of violence,
144
For it is as the air, invulnerable,
145
And our vain blows malicious mockery.

barnardo
146
It was about to speak when the cock crew.

horatio
147
And then it started like a guilty thing
148
Upon a fearful summons. I have heard
149
The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn,
150
Doth with his lofty and shrill-sounding throat
151
Awake the god of day, and at his warning,
152
Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air,
153
Th’extravagant and erring spirit hies
154
To his confine; and of the truth herein
155
This present object made probation.

marcellus
156
It faded on the crowing of the cock.
157
Some say that ever ’gainst that season comes
158
Wherein our Saviour’s birth is celebrated,
159
This bird of dawning singeth all night long;
160
And then, they say, no spirit dare stir abroad,
161
The nights are wholesome, then no planets strike,
162
No fairy takes, nor witch hath power to charm,
163
So hallowed and so gracious is that time.

horatio
164
So have I heard and do in part believe it.
165
But look, the morn in russet mantle clad
166
Walks o’er the dew of yon high eastward hill.
167
Break we our watch up, and by my advice
168
Let us impart what we have seen tonight
169
Unto young Hamlet, for upon my life
170
This spirit dumb to us will speak to him.
171
Do you consent we shall acquaint him with it
172
As needful in our loves, fitting our duty?

marcellus
173
Let’s do’t, I pray, and I this morning know
174
Where we shall find him most convenient.

174Exeunt.

175[1.2]

176Flourish.
176Enter Claudius, King of Denmark, Gertrude the Queen,
Council: as Polonius, and his son Laertes, Hamlet,
with others [including Cornelius and Voltemand].

king
179
Though yet of Hamlet our dear brother’s death
180
The memory be green, and that it us befitted
181
To bear our hearts in grief, and our whole kingdom
182
To be contracted in one brow of woe,
183
Yet so far hath discretion fought with nature
184
That we with wisest sorrow think on him
185
Together with remembrance of ourselves.
186
Therefore our sometime sister, now our Queen,
187
Th’imperial jointress to this warlike state,
188
Have we, as ’twere with a defeated joy,
189
With an auspicious and a dropping eye,
190
With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage,
191
In equal scale weighing delight and dole,
192
Taken to wife. Nor have we herein barred
193
Your better wisdoms, which have freely gone
194
With this affair along. For all, our thanks.
195
Now follows that you know young Fortinbras,
196
Holding a weak supposal of our worth
197
Or thinking by our late dear brother’s death
198
Our state to be disjoint and out of frame,
199
Co-leaguèd with this dream of his advantage,
200
He hath not failed to pester us with message
201
Importing the surrender of those lands
202
Lost by his father, with all bonds of law,
203
To our most valiant brother. So much for him.
205
Now for ourself, and for this time of meeting,
206
Thus much the business is: we have here writ
207
To Norway, uncle of young Fortinbras
208
(Who, impotent and bedrid, scarcely hears
209
Of this his nephew’s purpose) to suppress
210
His further gait herein, in that the levies,
211
The lists and full proportions are all made
212
Out of his subject; and we here dispatch
213
You, good Cornelius, and you, Voltemand,
214
For bearers of this greeting to old Norway,
215
Giving to you no further personal power
216
To business with the King, more than the scope
217
Of these delated articles allow.
218
Farewell, and let your haste commend your duty.

cornelius, voltemand
219
In that and all things will we show our duty.

king
220
We doubt it nothing. Heartily, farewell.
221[Exeunt Voltemand and Cornelius.]
222
And now, Laertes, what’s the news with you?
223
You told us of some suit. What is’t, Laertes?
224
You cannot speak of reason to the Dane
225
And lose your voice. What wouldst thou beg, Laertes,
226
That shall not be my offer, not thy asking?
227
The head is not more native to the heart,
228
The hand more instrumental to the mouth,
229
Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father.
230
What wouldst thou have, Laertes?

laertes
231
My dread lord,
232
Your leave and favour to return to France,
233
From whence though willingly I came to Denmark
234
To show my duty in your coronation,
235
Yet now I must confess, that duty done,
236
My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France
237
And bow them to your gracious leave and pardon.

king
238-9
Have you your father’s leave? – What says Polonius?

polonius
240
H’ath, my lord, lord, wrung from me my slow leave
240.1
By laboursome petition, and at last
240.2
Upon his will I sealed my hard consent.
241
I do beseech you give him leave to go.

king
242
Take thy fair hour, Laertes, time be thine
243
And thy best graces spend it at thy will. —
244
But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son —

hamlet
245
A little more than kin, and less than kind.

king
246
How is it that the clouds still hang on you?

hamlet
247
Not so much, my lord; I am too much in the “son.”

queen
248
Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off
249
And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.
250
Do not forever with thy vailèd lids
251
Seek for thy noble father in the dust.
252
Thou know’st ’tis common all that lives must die,
253
Passing through nature to eternity.

hamlet
254
Ay, madam, it is common.

queen
255
If it be,
256
Why seems it so particular with thee?

hamlet
257
“Seems,” madam? nay, it is, I know not “seems,”
258
’Tis not alone my inky cloak, cold mother,
259
Nor customary suits of solemn black,
260
Nor windy suspiration of forced breath,
261
No, nor the fruitful river in the eye,
262
Nor the dejected haviour of the visage,
263
Together with all forms, moods, shapes of grief
264
That can denote me truly. These indeed “seem,”
265
For they are actions that a man might play,
266
But I have that within which passes show,
267
These but the trappings and the suits of woe.

king
268-9
’Tis sweet and commendable in your nature, Hamlet,
270
To give these mourning duties to your father,
271
But you must know your father lost a father,
272
That father lost, lost his, and the survivor bound
273
In filial obligation for some term
274
To do obsequious sorrow; but to persever
275
In obstinate condolement is a course
276
Of impious stubbornness, ’tis unmanly grief,
277
It shows a will most incorrect to heaven,
278
A heart unfortified or mind impatient,
279
An understanding simple and unschooled.
280
For what we know must be, and is as common
281
As any the most vulgar thing to sense,
282
Why should we in our peevish opposition
283
Take it to heart? Fie, ’tis a fault to heaven,
284
A fault against the dead, a fault to nature,
285
To reason most absurd, whose common theme
286
Is death of fathers, and who still hath cried
287
From the first corpse till he that died today
288
“This must be so.” We pray you throw to earth
289
This unprevailing woe, and think of us
290
As of a father; for let the world take note
291
You are the most immediate to our throne,
292
And with no less nobility of love
293
Than that which dearest father bears his son
294
Do I impart toward you. For your intent
295
In going back to school in Wittenberg,
296
It is most retrograde to our desire,
297
And we beseech you bend you to remain
298
Here in the cheer and comfort of our eye,
299
Our chiefest courtier, cousin, and our son.

queen
300
Let not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet;
301
I pray thee stay with us, go not to Wittenberg.

hamlet
302-3
I shall in all my best obey you, madam.

king
304
Why, ’tis a loving and a fair reply.
305
Be as ourself in Denmark. — Madam, come,
306
This gentle and unforced accord of Hamlet
307
Sits smiling to my heart, in grace whereof
308
No jocund health that Denmark drinks today
309
But the great cannon to the clouds shall tell
310
And the King’s rouse the heaven shall bruit again,
311
Re-speaking earthly thunder. Come away.

311Flourish.
311-2Exeunt all but Hamlet.

hamlet
313
Oh, that this too too sullied flesh would melt,
314
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew,
315
Or that the Everlasting had not fixed
316
His canon ’gainst self-slaughter. O God, FOF God,
317
How weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable
318
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
319
Fie on’t, ah, fie, Ffie,F ’tis an unweeded garden
320
That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
321
Possess it merely. That it should come thus:
322
But two months dead, nay, not so much, not two —
323
So excellent a king, that was to this
324
Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother
325
That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
326
Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth,
327
Must I remember? Why, she should hang on him
328
As if increase of appetite had grown
329
By what it fed on. And yet within a month
330
(Let me not think on’t — Frailty, thy name is Woman),
331
A little month, or ere those shoes were old
332
With which she followed my poor father’s body
333
Like Niobe, all tears, why, she — Feven sheF
334
(O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason
335
Would have mourned longer) married with my uncle,
336
My father’s brother, but no more like my father
337
Than I to Hercules. Within a month,
338
Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears
339
Had left the flushing in her gallèd eyes,
340
She married. Oh, most wicked speed — to post
341
With such dexterity to incestuous sheets!
342
It is not, nor it cannot come to good.
343
But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue.

344Enter Horatio, Marcellus and Barnardo.

horatio
345
Hail to your lordship.

hamlet
346
I am glad to see you well —
347
Horatio, or I do forget myself.

horatio
348-9
The same, my lord, and your poor servant ever.

hamlet
350-1
Sir, my good friend, I’ll change that name with you.
352
And what make you from Wittenberg, Horatio? —
353
Marcellus.

marcellus
354
My good lord.

hamlet
355
I am very glad to see you. —
[To Barnardo]
Good even, sir. —
356
But what in faith make you from Wittenberg?

horatio
357
A truant disposition, good my lord.

hamlet
358
I would not hear your enemy say so,
359
Nor shall you do my ear that violence
360
To make it truster of your own report
361
Against yourself. I know you are no truant.
362
But what is your affair in Elsinore?
363
We’ll teach you for to drink ere you depart.

horatio
364
My lord, I came to see your father’s funeral.

hamlet
365
I prithee do not mock me, fellow student,
366
I think it was to see my mother’s wedding.

horatio
367
Indeed, my lord, it followed hard upon.

hamlet
368
Thrift, thrift, Horatio, the funeral baked meats
369
Did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
370
Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven
371
Or ever I had seen that day, Horatio.
372
My father, methinks I see my father.

horatio
373
FOh,F Where, my lord?

hamlet
374
In my mind’s eye, Horatio.

horatio
375
I saw him once; ’a was a goodly king.

hamlet
376
’A was a man, take him for all in all,
377
I shall not look upon his like again.

horatio
378
My lord, I think I saw him yesternight.

hamlet
379
Saw, who?

horatio
380
My lord, the King your father.

hamlet
381
The King my father?

horatio
382
Season your admiration for a while
383
With an attent ear till I may deliver
384
Upon the witness of these gentlemen
385
This marvel to you.

hamlet
386
For God’s love, let me hear!

horatio
387
Two nights together had these gentlemen,
388
Marcellus and Barnardo, on their watch
389
In the dead waste and middle of the night
390
Been thus encountered: a figure like your father
391
Armed at point, exactly cap-à-pie,
392
Appears before them and with solemn march
393
Goes slow and stately by them; thrice he walked
394
By their oppressed and fear-surprisèd eyes
395
Within his truncheon’s length whilst they, distilled
396
Almost to jelly with the act of fear,
397
Stand dumb and speak not to him. This to me
398
In dreadful secrecy impart they did,
399
And I with them the third night kept the watch,
400
Where (as they had delivered, both in time,
401
Form of the thing, each word made true and good)
402
The apparition comes. I knew your father;
403
These hands are not more like.

hamlet
404
But where was this?

marcellus
405
My lord, upon the platform where we watched.

hamlet
406
Did you not speak to it?

horatio
407
My lord, I did,
408
But answer made it none. Yet once methought
409
It lifted up it head and did address
410
Itself to motion like as it would speak.
411
But even then the morning cock crew loud,
412
And at the sound it shrunk in haste away
413
And vanished from our sight.

hamlet
414
’Tis very strange.

horatio
415
As I do live, my honoured lord, ’tis true,
416
And we did think it writ down in our duty
417
To let you know of it.

hamlet
418
Indeed, Findeed,F sirs. But this troubles me.
419
Hold you the watch tonight?

marcellus, barnardo
420
We do, my lord.

hamlet
421
Armed, say you?

marcellus, barnardo
422
Armed, my lord.

hamlet
423
From top to toe?

marcellus, barnardo
424
My lord, from head to foot.

hamlet
425
Then saw you not his face.

horatio
426
Oh, yes, my lord, he wore his beaver up.

hamlet
427
What looked he, frowningly?

horatio
428
A countenance more in sorrow than in anger.

hamlet
429
Pale, or red?

horatio
430
Nay, very pale.

hamlet
431
And fixed his eyes upon you?

horatio
432
Most constantly.

hamlet
433
I would I had been there.

horatio
434
It would have much amazed you.

hamlet
435
Very likeF, very likeF. Stayed it long?

horatio
436
While one with moderate haste might tell a hundred.

marcellus, barnardo
437
Longer, longer.

horatio
438
Not when I saw’t.

hamlet
439
His beard was grizzled, no?

horatio
440
It was as I have seen it in his life:
441
A sable silvered.

hamlet
442
I will watch tonight.
442
Perchance ’twill walk again.

horatio
443
I warr’nt FyouF it will.

hamlet
444
If it assume my noble father’s person,
445
I’ll speak to it though hell itself should gape
446
And bid me hold my peace. I pray you all,
447
If you have hitherto concealed this sight,
448
Let it be tenable in your silence still,
449
And whatsomever else shall hap tonight
450
Give it an understanding but no tongue.
451
I will requite your loves. So fare you well.
452
Upon the platform ’twixt eleven and twelve
453
I’ll visit you.

horatio, marcellus, barnardo
454
Our duty to your honour.

hamlet
455
Your loves, as mine to you. Farewell.
454Exeunt [all but Hamlet].
456
My father’s spirit — in arms! All is not well;
457
I doubt some foul play. Would the night were come.
458
Till then sit still my soul. Foul deeds will rise
459
Though all the earth o’erwhelm them to men’s eyes.

459Exit.

460[1.3]

461Enter Laertes and Ophelia, his sister.

laertes
462
My necessaries are embarked. Farewell.
447
And sister, as the winds give benefit
464
And convey is assistant, do not sleep
465
But let me hear from you.

ophelia
466
Do you doubt that?

laertes
467
For Hamlet, and the trifling of his favour,
468
Hold it a fashion and a toy in blood,
469
A violet in the youth of primy nature,
470
Forward, not permanent, sweet, not lasting,
471
The perfume and suppliance of a minute,
471
No more.

ophelia
472
No more but so.

laertes
473
Think it no more.
474
For nature crescent does not grow alone
475
In thews and bulks, but as this temple waxes
476
The inward service of the mind and soul
477
Grows wide withal. Perhaps he loves you now,
478
And now no soil nor cautel doth besmirch
479
The virtue of his will. But you must fear:
480
His greatness weighed, his will is not his own;
481
FFor he himself is subject to his birth:F
482
He may not, as unvalued persons do,
483
Carve for himself, for on his choice depends
484
The safety and health of this whole state,
485
And therefore must his choice be circumscribed
486
Unto the voice and yielding of that body
487
Whereof he is the head. Then if he says he loves you,
488
It fits your wisdom so far to believe it
489
As he in his particular act and place
490
May give his saying deed, which is no further
491
Than the main voice of Denmark goes withal.
492
Then weigh what loss your honour may sustain
493
If with too credent ear you list his songs,
494
Or loose your heart, or your chaste treasure open
495
To his unmastered importunity.
496
Fear it, Ophelia, fear it, my dear sister,
497
And keep you in the rear of your affection
498
Out of the shot and danger of desire.
499
“The chariest maid is prodigal enough
500
If she unmask her beauty to the moon.
501
Virtue itself scapes not calumnious strokes.
502
The canker galls the infants of the spring
503
Too oft before their buttons be disclosed,
504
And in the morn and liquid dew of youth
505
Contagious blastments are most imminent.”
506
Be wary then; best safety lies in fear.
507
Youth to itself rebels, though none else near.

ophelia
508
I shall the effect of this good lesson keep
509
As watchman to my heart. But, good my brother,
510
Do not as some ungracious pastors do,
511
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven
512
Whiles like a puffed and reckless libertine
513
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads
514
And recks not his own rede.

516Enter Polonius.

laertes
515
Oh, fear me not.
517
I stay too long. But here my father comes.
518
A double blessing is a double grace;
519
Occasion smiles upon a second leave.

polonius
520
Yet here, Laertes? Aboard, aboard, for shame!
521
The wind sits in the shoulder of your sail
522
And you are stayed for. There, my blessing with thee,
523
And these few precepts in thy memory
524
Look thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue
525
Nor any unproportioned thought his act.
526
Be thou familiar but by no means vulgar.
527
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
528
Grapple them unto thy soul with hoops of steel,
529
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
530
Of each new-hatched, unfledged courage. Beware
531
Of entrance to a quarrel, but, being in,
532
Bear’t that th’opposèd may beware of thee.
533
Give every man thy ear but few thy voice;
534
Take each man’s censure but reserve thy judgement.
535
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy
536
But not expressed in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
537
For the apparel oft proclaims the man,
538
And they in France of the best rank and station
539
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
540
Neither a borrower nor a lender, boy,
541
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
542
And borrowing dulleth edge of husbandry.
543
This above all: to thine own self be true,
544
And it must follow as the night the day
545
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
546
Farewell, my blessing season this in thee.

laertes
547
Most humbly do I take my leave, my lord.

polonius
548
The time invests you. Go, your servants tend.

laertes
549
Farewell, Ophelia, and remember well
550
What I have said to you.

ophelia
551
’Tis in my memory locked
552
And you yourself shall keep the key of it.

laertes
553
Farewell.

553Exit Laertes.

polonius
554
What is’t, Ophelia, he hath said to you?

ophelia
555
So please you, something touching the Lord Hamlet.

polonius
556
Marry, well bethought:
557
’Tis told me he hath very oft of late
558
Given private time to you, and you yourself
559
Have of your audience been most free and bounteous.
560
If it be so (as so ’tis put on me,
561
And that in way of caution), I must tell you
562
You do not understand yourself so clearly
563
As it behoves my daughter and your honour.
564
What is between you? Give me up the truth.

ophelia
565
He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders
566
Of his affection to me.

polonius
567
Affection? Pooh, you speak like a green girl
568
Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.
569
Do you believe his “tenders” as you call them?

ophelia
570
I do not know, my lord, what I should think.

polonius
571
Marry, I will teach you: think yourself a baby
572
That you have ta’en these tenders for true pay
573
Which are not sterling; tender yourself more dearly
574
Or (not to crack the wind of the poor phrase,
575
Running it thus) you’ll tender me a fool.

ophelia
576
My lord, he hath importuned me with love
577
In honourable fashion —

polonius
578
Ay, “fashion” you may call it. Go to, go to.

ophelia
579
And hath given countenance to his speech,
580
My lord, with almost all the holy vows of heaven.

polonius
581
Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,
582
When the blood burns, how prodigal the soul
583
Lends the tongue vows. These blazes, daughter,
584
Giving more light than heat, extinct in both
585
Even in their promise as it is a-making,
586
You must not take for fire. From this time, Fdaughter,F
587
Be something scanter of your maiden presence,
588
Set your entreatments at a higher rate
589
Than a command to parle. For Lord Hamlet,
590
Believe so much in him that he is young
591
And with a larger tether may he walk
592
Than may be given you. In few, Ophelia,
593
Do not believe his vows, for they are brokers
594
Not of that dye which their investments show
595
But mere implorators of unholy suits
596
Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds
597
The better to beguile. This is for all:
598
I would not in plain terms from this time forth
599
Have you so slander any moment leisure
600
As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet.
601
Look to’t, I charge you. Come your ways.

ophelia
602
I shall obey, my lord.

602Exeunt.

602.1[1.4]

603Enter Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus.

hamlet
604
The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.

horatio
605
It is a nipping and an eager air.

hamlet
606
What hour now?

horatio
607
I think it lacks of twelve.

marcellus
608
No, it is struck.

horatio
609
Indeed, I heard it not. It then draws near the season
610
Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.
610-1A flourish of trumpets and two pieces goes off.
611
What does this mean, my lord?

hamlet
612
The King doth wake tonight and takes his rouse,
613
Keeps wassail and the swagg’ring upspring reels,
614
And as he drains his draughts of Rennish down
615
The kettledrum and trumpet thus bray out
616
The triumph of his pledge.

horatio
617
Is it a custom?

hamlet
618
Ay, marry, is’t,
619
But to my mind, though I am native here
620
And to the manner born, it is a custom
621
More honoured in the breach than the observance.
621.1
This heavy-headed revel east and west
621.2
Makes us traduced and taxed of other nations:
621.3
They clepe us drunkards and with swinish phrase
621.4
Soil our addition, and indeed it takes
621.5
From our achievements, though performed at height,
621.6
The pith and marrow of our attribute.
621.7
So oft it chances in particular men
621.8
That, for some vicious mole of nature in them,
621.9
As in their birth wherein they are not guilty
621.10
(Since nature cannot choose his origin),
621.11
By their o’ergrowth of some complexion
621.12
Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,
621.13
Or by some habit that too much o’erleavens
621.14
The form of plausive manners — that these men
621.15
Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect
621.16
(Being Nature’s livery or Fortune’s star),
621.17
His virtues else, be they as pure as grace,
621.18
As infinite as man may undergo,
621.19
Shall in the general censure take corruption
621.20
From that particular fault: the dram of ev’l
621.21
Doth all the noble substance often dout
621.22
To his own scandal.

622Enter Ghost.

horatio
623
Look, my lord, it comes.

hamlet
624
Angels and ministers of grace defend us! —
625
Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damned,
626
Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
627
Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
628
Thou com’st in such a questionable shape
629
That I will speak to thee: I’ll call thee Hamlet,
630
King, father, royal Dane. Oh, Foh,F answer me,
631
Let me not burst in ignorance, but tell
632
Why thy canonized bones, hearsèd in death,
633
Have burst their cerements, why the sepulchre
634
Wherein we saw thee quietly interred
635
Hath oped his ponderous and marble jaws
636
To cast thee up again. What may this mean
637
That thou, dead corpse, again in complete steel
638
Revisits thus the glimpses of the moon,
639
Making night hideous, and we fools of nature
640
So horridly to shake our disposition
641
With thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?
642
Say why is this? Wherefore? What should we do?

643[Ghost] beckons.

horatio
644
It beckons you to go away with it
645
As if it some impartment did desire
646
To you alone.

marcellus
647
Look with what courteous action
648
It waves you to a more removèd ground,
649
But do not go with it.

horatio
650
No, by no means.

hamlet
651
It will not speak, then I will follow it.

horatio
652
Do not, my lord.

hamlet
653
Why, what should be the fear?
654
I do not set my life at a pin’s fee,
655
And for my soul, what can it do to that
656
Being a thing immortal as itself?
657
It waves me forth again. I’ll follow it.

horatio
658
What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
659
Or to the dreadful summit of the cliff
660
That beetles o’er his base into the sea,
661
And there assume some other horrible form
662
Which might deprive your sovereignty of reason
663
And draw you into madness? Think of it.
663.1
The very place puts toys of desperation
663.2
Without more motive into every brain
663.3
That looks so many fathoms to the sea
663.4
And hears it roar beneath.

hamlet
664
It waves me still.
664
Go on, I’ll follow thee.

marcellus
665
You shall not go, my lord.

hamlet
666
Hold off your hands.

horatio
667
Be ruled, you shall not go.

hamlet
668
My fate cries out
669
And makes each petty artery in this body
670
As hardy as the Nemean lion’s nerve.
671
Still am I called. Unhand me, gentlemen,
672
By heaven, I’ll make a ghost of him that lets me!
673
I say away! — Go on, I’ll follow thee.

674Exeunt Ghost and Hamlet.

horatio
675
He waxes desperate with imagination.

marcellus
676
Let’s follow. ’Tis not fit thus to obey him.

horatio
677
Have after. To what issue will this come?

marcellus
678
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

horatio
679
Heaven will direct it.

marcellus
680
Nay, let’s follow him.

680Exeunt.

680.1[1.5]

681Enter Ghost and Hamlet.

hamlet
682
Whither wilt thou lead me? Speak, I’ll go no further.

ghost
683
Mark me.

hamlet
684
I will.

ghost
685
My hour is almost come
686
When I to sulph’rous and tormenting flames
687
Must render up myself.

hamlet
688
Alas, poor ghost.

ghost
689
Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
690
To what I shall unfold.

hamlet
691
Speak, I am bound to hear.

ghost
692
So art thou to revenge when thou shalt hear.

hamlet
693
What?

ghost
694
I am thy father’s spirit,
695
Doomed for a certain term to walk the night
696
And for the day confined to fast in fires
697
Till the foul crimes done in my days of nature
698
Are burnt and purged away. But that I am forbid
699
To tell the secrets of my prison-house,
700
I could a tale unfold whose lightest word
701
Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
702
Make thy two eyes like stars start from their spheres,
703
Thy knotted and combinèd locks to part,
704
And each particular hair to stand on end
705
Like quills upon the fearful porpentine.
706
But this eternal blazon must not be
707
To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, oh, list:
708
If thou didst ever thy dear father love —

hamlet
709
O God!

ghost
710
— Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.

hamlet
711
Murder.

ghost
712
Murder most foul, as in the best it is,
713
But this most foul, strange and unnatural.

hamlet
714
HasteF, hasteF me to know’t, that I with wings as swift
716
As meditation or the thoughts of love
717
May sweep to my revenge.

ghost
718
I find thee apt.
719
And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weed
720
That roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,
721
Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:
722
’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,
723
A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of Denmark
724
Is by a forgèd process of my death
725
Rankly abused. But know, thou noble youth,
726
The serpent that did sting thy father’s life
727
Now wears his crown.

hamlet
728
O my prophetic soul! My uncle!

ghost
729
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,
730
With witchcraft of his wits, with traitorous gifts —
731
O wicked wit and gifts that have the power
732
So to seduce! — won to his shameful lust
733
The will of my most seeming-virtuous Queen.
734
O Hamlet, what FaF falling off was there,
735
From me whose love was of that dignity
736
That it went hand in hand even with the vow
737
I made to her in marriage, and to decline
738
Upon a wretch whose natural gifts were poor
739
To those of mine.
739
But virtue, as it never will be moved,
740
Though lewdness court it in a shape of heaven,
741
So lust, though to a radiant angel linked,
742
Will sate itself in a celestial bed
742
And prey on garbage.
743
But soft, methinks I scent the morning air.
744
Brief let me be. Sleeping within my orchard,
745
My custom always of the afternoon,
746
Upon my secure hour thy uncle stole
747
With juice of cursèd hebona in a vial,
748
And in the porches of my ears did pour
749
The leperous distilment, whose effect
750
Holds such an enmity with blood of man
751
That swift as quicksilver it courses through
752
The natural gates and alleys of the body
753
And with a sudden vigour it doth posset
754
And curd like eager droppings into milk
755
The thin and wholesome blood. So did it mine,
756
And a most instant tetter barked about
757
Most Lazar-like with vile and loathsome crust
758
All my smooth body.
759
Thus was I, sleeping, by a brother’s hand
760
Of life, of crown, of queen at once dispatched,
761
Cut off even in the blossoms of my sin,
762
Unhouseled, disappointed, unaneled,
763
No reck’ning made, but sent to my account
764
With all my imperfections on my head.
765
Oh, horrible! Oh, horrible, most horrible!
766
If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not,
767
Let not the royal bed of Denmark be
768
A couch for luxury and damnèd incest.
769
But howsomever thou pursues this act,
770
Taint not thy mind, nor let thy soul contrive
771
Against thy mother aught; leave her to heaven
772
And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge
773
To prick and sting her. Fare thee well at once:
774
The glow-worm shows the matin to be near
775
And ’gins to pale his uneffectual fire.
776
Adieu, adieu, adieu. Remember me.

776[Exit.]

hamlet
777
O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else?
778
And shall I couple hell? Oh, fie! Hold, hold, my heart,
779
And you, my sinews, grow not instant old
780
But bear me swiftly up. Remember thee?
781
Ay, thou poor ghost, whiles memory holds a seat
782
In this distracted globe. Remember thee,
783
Yea, from the table of my memory
784
I’ll wipe away all trivial fond records,
785
All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past
786
That youth and observation copied there,
787
And thy commandment all alone shall live
788
Within the book and volume of my brain
789
Unmixed with baser matter. Yes, Fyes,F by heaven.
790
O most pernicious woman!
791
O villain, villain, smiling damnèd villain!
792
My tables, Fmy tables,F meet it is I set it down
793
That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
794
At least I am sure it may be so in Denmark.
795
So, uncle, there you are. Now to my word:
796
It is “Adieu, adieu. Remember me.”
796
I have sworn’t.

796.1/798Enter Horatio and Marcellus.

horatio
797
My lord, my lord!

marcellus
799
Lord Hamlet!

horatio
800
Heavens secure him.

hamlet
801
So be it.

marcellus
802
Illo, ho, ho, my lord!

hamlet
803
Hillo, ho, ho, boy, come, bird, come!

marcellus
804
How is’t, my noble lord?

horatio
805
What news, my lord?

hamlet
806
Oh, wonderful.

horatio
807
Good my lord, tell it.

hamlet
808
No, you will reveal it.

horatio
809
Not I, my lord, by heaven.

marcellus
810
Nor I, my lord.

hamlet
811
How say you then, would heart of man once think it —
812
But you’ll be secret?

horatio, marcellus
813
Ay, by heavenF, my lordF.

hamlet
814
There’s never a villain dwelling in all Denmark
815
But he’s an arrant knave.

horatio
816
There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the grave
817
To tell us this.

hamlet
818
Why, right, you are in the right,
819
And so without more circumstance at all
820
I hold it fit that we shake hands and part.
821
You, as your business and desire shall point you
822
(For every man hath business and desire
823
Such as it is), and for my own poor part
824
FLook you,F I will go pray.

horatio
825
These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.

hamlet
826
I am sorry they offend you — heartily,
827
Yes, faith, heartily.

horatio
828
There’s no offence, my lord.

hamlet
829
Yes, by Saint Patrick, but there is, Horatio,
830
And much offence too. Touching this vision here,
831
It is an honest ghost, that let me tell you.
832
For your desire to know what is between us
833
O’ermaster’t as you may. And now, good friends,
834
As you are friends, scholars and soldiers,
835
Give me one poor request.

horatio
836
What is’t, my lord? We will.

hamlet
837
Never make known what you have seen tonight.

horatio, marcellus
838
My lord, we will not.

hamlet
839
Nay, but swear’t.

horatio
840
In faith, my lord, not I.

marcellus
841
Nor I, my lord, in faith.

hamlet
842
Upon my sword.

marcellus
843
We have sworn, my lord, already.

hamlet
844
Indeed, upon my sword, indeed.

845Ghost cries under the stage.

ghost
845
Swear.

hamlet
846
Ha, ha, boy, say’st thou so? Art thou there, truepenny?
847
Come on, you hear this fellow in the cellarage,
848
Consent to swear.

horatio
849
Propose the oath, my lord.

hamlet
850
Never to speak of this that you have seen,
851
Swear by my sword.

ghost
852
[under the stage]
Swear.

hamlet
853
Hic et ubique?Hic et ubique? Then we’ll shift our ground.
854
Come hither, gentlemen,
855
And lay your hands again upon my sword.
856
Swear by my sword
857
Never to speak of this that you have heard.

ghost
858
[under the stage]
Swear by his sword.

hamlet
859
Well said, old mole. Canst work i’th’earth so fast?
860
A worthy pioneer! Once more remove, good friends.

horatio
861
Oh, day and night, but this is wondrous strange.

hamlet
862
And therefore as a stranger give it welcome.
863
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
864
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. But come,
865
Here as before: never, so help you mercy
866
(How strange or odd some’er I bear myself,
867
As I perchance hereafter shall think meet
868
To put an antic disposition on),
869
That you at such times seeing me, never shall
870
(With arms encumbered thus, or this headshake,
871
Or by pronouncing of some doubtful phrase
872
As “Well, well, we know,” or “We could an if we would,”
873
Or “If we list to speak,” or “There be an if they might,”
874
Or such ambiguous giving out) to note
875
That you know aught of me. This do swear,
876
So grace and mercy at your most need help you.

ghost
878
[under the stage]
Swear.

878[They swear.]

hamlet
879
Rest, rest, perturbèd spirit. — So, gentlemen,
880
With all my love I do commend me to you,
881
And what so poor a man as Hamlet is
882
May do t’express his love and friending to you,
883
God willing, shall not lack. Let us go in together,
884
And still your fingers on your lips, I pray.
885
The time is out of joint. O cursèd spite,
886
That ever I was born to set it right! —
887
Nay, come, let’s go together.

887Exeunt.

888[2.1]

889Enter old Polonius with his man [Reynaldo] or two.

polonius
890
Give him this money, and these notes, Reynaldo.

reynaldo
891
I will, my lord.

polonius
892
You shall do marv’llous wisely, good Reynaldo,
893
Before you visit him, to make enquire
894
Of his behaviour.

reynaldo
895
My lord, I did intend it.

polonius
896-7
Marry, well said, very well said. Look you, sir,
898
Inquire me first what Danskers are in Paris,
899
And how, and who, what means, and where they keep,
900
What company, at what expense, and finding
901
By this encompassment and drift of question
902
That they do know my son, come you more nearer
903
Than your particular demands will touch it.
904
Take you, as ’twere, some distant knowledge of him,
905
As thus: “I know his father, and his friends,
906
And in part him” — do you mark this, Reynaldo?

reynaldo
907
Ay, very well, my lord.

polonius
908
“And in part him, but,” you may say, “not well;
909
But if’t be he I mean, he’s very wild,
910
Addicted so and so,” and there put on him
911
What forgeries you please — marry, none so rank
912
As may dishonour him; take heed of that —
913
But, sir, such wanton, wild and usual slips
914
As are companions noted and most known
915
To youth and liberty.

reynaldo
916
As gaming, my lord?

polonius
917
Ay, or drinking, fencing, swearing,
918
Quarrelling, drabbing — you may go so far.

reynaldo
919
My lord, that would dishonour him.

polonius
920
Faith, Fno,F as you may season it in the charge.
921
You must not put another scandal on him,
922
That he is open to incontinency,
923
That’s not my meaning, but breathe his faults so quaintly
924
That they may seem the taints of liberty,
925
The flash and outbreak of a fiery mind,
926
A savageness in unreclaimèd blood
926
Of general assault.

reynaldo
927
But my good lord —

polonius
928
Wherefore should you do this?

reynaldo
929
Ay, my lord, I would know that.

polonius
930
Marry, sir, here’s my drift,
931
And I believe it is a fetch of wit:
932
You laying these slight sullies on my son
933
As ’twere a thing a little soiled wi’th’ working,
934
Mark you, your party in converse, him you would sound
935
Having ever seen in the prenominate crimes
936
The youth you breathe of guilty, be assured
937
He closes with you in this consequence:
938
“Good sir,” or so, or “friend,” or “gentleman,”
939
According to the phrase or the addition
940
Of man and country.

reynaldo
941
Very good, my lord.

polonius
942And then, sir, does ’a this — 943’a does — what was I about to say? By the mass, 944I was about to say something. Where did I leave?

reynaldo
945
At “closes in the consequence” —
946
FAt “friend, or so”, and “gentleman.”F

polonius
947
At “closes in the consequence,” ay, marry.
948
He closes Fwith youF thus: “I know the gentleman,
949
I saw him yesterday, or th’other day,
950
Or then or then, with such or such, and as you say,
951
There was ’a gaming, there o’ertook in’s rouse,
952
There falling out at tennis,” or perchance
953
“I saw him enter such a house of sale,”
954
Videlicet, a brothel, or so forth. See you now
955
Your bait of falsehood take this carp of truth;
956
And thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
957
With windlasses, and with assays of bias,
958
By indirections find directions out.
959
So by my former lecture and advice
960
Shall you my son. You have me, have you not?

reynaldo
961
My lord, I have.

polonius
962
God b’wi’ye, fare ye well.

reynaldo
963
Good my lord.

polonius
964
Observe his inclination in yourself.

reynaldo
965
I shall, my lord.

polonius
966
And let him ply his music.

reynaldo
967
Well, my lord.

967Exit Reynaldo.
968Enter Ophelia.

polonius
969-70
Farewell. — How now, Ophelia, what’s the matter?

ophelia
971
Oh, my lord, my lord, I have been so affrighted —

polonius
972
With what, i’th’name of God?

ophelia
973
My lord, as I was sewing in my closet,
974
Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced,
975
No hat upon his head, his stockings fouled,
976
Ungartered, and down-gyvèd to his ankle,
977
Pale as his shirt, his knees knocking each other,
978
And with a look so piteous in purport
979
As if he had been loosèd out of hell
980
To speak of horrors, he comes before me.

polonius
981
Mad for thy love?

ophelia
982
My lord, I do not know,
982
But truly I do fear it.

polonius
983
What said he?

ophelia
984
He took me by the wrist and held me hard,
985
Then goes he to the length of all his arm,
986
And with his other hand thus o’er his brow
987
He falls to such perusal of my face
988
As ’a would draw it. Long stayed he so.
989
At last, a little shaking of mine arm,
990
And thrice his head thus waving up and down,
991
He raised a sigh so piteous and profound
992
As it did seem to shatter all his bulk
993
And end his being. That done, he lets me go,
994
And, with his head over his shoulder turned,
995
He seemed to find his way without his eyes,
996
For out o’doors he went without their helps,
997
And to the last bended their light on me.

polonius
998
Come, go with me. I will go seek the King.
999
This is the very ecstasy of love,
1000
Whose violent property fordoes itself
1001
And leads the will to desperate undertakings
1002
As oft as any passions under heaven
1003
That does afflict our natures. I am sorry.
1004
What, have you given him any hard words of late?

ophelia
1005
No, my good lord, but as you did command
1006
I did repel his letters and denied
1007
His access to me.

polonius
1008
That hath made him mad.
1009
I am sorry that with better heed and judgement
1010
I had not quoted him. I feared he did but trifle
1011
And meant to wrack thee. But beshrew my jealousy.
1012
By heaven, it is as proper to our age
1013
To cast beyond ourselves in our opinions
1014
As it is common for the younger sort
1015
To lack discretion. Come, go we to the King.
1016
This must be known, which, being kept close, might move
1017
More grief to hide than hate to utter love.
1017.1
Come.

1017Exeunt.

1018[2.2]

1019Flourish.
1019Enter King and Queen, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
1020[with Attendants].

king
1021
Welcome, dear Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
1022
Moreover that we much did long to see you,
1023
The need we have to use you did provoke
1024
Our hasty sending. Something have you heard
1025
Of Hamlet’s transformation, so FIF call it,
1026
Sith nor th’exterior nor the inward man
1027
Resembles that it was. What it should be
1028
More than his father’s death, that thus hath put him
1029
So much from th’understanding of himself
1030
I cannot dream of. I entreat you both
1031
That, being of so young days brought up with him
1032
And sith so neighboured to his youth and haviour,
1033
That you vouchsafe your rest here in our court
1034
Some little time, so by your companies
1035
To draw him on to pleasures and to gather
1036
So much as from occasion you may glean,
1036.1
Whether aught to us unknown afflicts him thus,
1037
That opened lies within our remedy.

queen
1038
Good gentlemen, he hath much talked of you,
1039
And sure I am two men there is not living
1040
To whom he more adheres. If it will please you
1041
To show us so much gentry and good will
1042
As to expend your time with us a while
1043
For the supply and profit of our hope,
1044
Your visitation shall receive such thanks
1045
As fits a king’s remembrance.

Rosencrantz
1046
Both your majesties
1047
Might by the sovereign power you have of us
1048
Put your dread pleasures more into command
1049
Than to entreaty.

guildenstern
1050
But we both obey
1051
And here give up ourselves in the full bent
1052
To lay our service freely at your feet
1053
To be commanded.

king
1054
Thanks, Rosencrantz and gentle Guildenstern.

queen
1055
Thanks, Guildenstern and gentle Rosencrantz.
1056
And I beseech you instantly to visit
1057-8
My too much changèd son. — Go some of you
1059
And bring these gentlemen where Hamlet is.

guildenstern
1060
Heavens make our presence and our practices
1061
Pleasant and helpful to him.

queen
1062
Ay, amen.

1062Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern [and one or more Attendants].
1063Enter Polonius.

polonius
1064
Th’ambassadors from Norway, my good lord,
1065
Are joyfully returned.

king
1066
Thou still hast been the father of good news.

polonius
1067
Have I, my lord? I assure my good liege
1068
I hold my duty as I hold my soul,
1069
Both to my God, and to my gracious King;
1070
And I do think, or else this brain of mine
1071
Hunts not the trail of policy so sure
1072
As it hath used to do, that I have found
1073
The very cause of Hamlet’s lunacy.

king
1074
Oh, speak of that, that do I long to hear.

polonius
1075
Give first admittance to th’ambassadors.
1076
My news shall be the fruit to that great feast.

king
1077
Thyself do grace to them and bring them in.
1077[Polonius goes to the door.]
1078
He tells me, my dear Gertrude, FthatF he hath found
1079
The head and source of all your son’s distemper.

queen
1080
I doubt it is no other but the main:
1081
His father’s death and our hasty marriage.

1082Enter Ambassadors [Voltemand and Cornelius].

king
1083
Well, we shall sift him. — Welcome, my good friends.
1084
Say, Voltemand, what from our brother Norway?

voltemand
1085
Most fair return of greetings and desires.
1086
Upon our first, he sent out to suppress
1087
His nephew’s levies, which to him appeared
1088
To be a preparation ’gainst the Polack;
1089
But, better looked into, he truly found
1090
It was against your highness. Whereat, grieved
1091
That so his sickness, age and impotence
1092
Was falsely borne in hand, sends out arrests
1093
On Fortinbras, which he in brief obeys,
1094
Receives rebuke from Norway and, in fine,
1095
Makes vow before his uncle never more
1096
To give th’assay of arms against your majesty.
1097
Whereon old Norway, overcome with joy,
1098
Gives him threescore thousand crowns in anual fee
1099
And his commission to employ those soldiers
1100
So levied (as before) against the Polack,
1101
With an entreaty, herein further shown,
1102
That it might please you to give quiet pass
1103
Through your dominions for this enterprise
1104
On such regards of safety and allowance
1105
As therein are set down.

king
1106
It likes us well,
1107
And at our more considered time we’ll read,
1108
Answer and think upon this business.
1109
Meantime, we thank you for your well-took labour.
1110
Go to your rest, at night we’ll feast together.
1111
Most welcome home.

1111Exeunt Ambassadors [Voltemand and Cornelius].

polonius
1112
This business is FveryF well ended.
1113
My liege and madam, to expostulate
1114
What majesty should be, what duty is,
1115
Why day is day, night night, and time is time,
1116
Were nothing but to waste night, day and time.
1117
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit
1118
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes.
1119
I will be brief: your noble son is mad.
1120
Mad call I it, for to define true madness,
1121
What is’t but to be nothing else but mad?
1122
But let that go.

queen
1123
More matter with less art.

polonius
1124
Madam, I swear I use no art at all.
1125
That he’s mad ’tis true, ’tis true ’tis pity,
1126
And pity ’tis ’tis true — a foolish figure,
1127
But farewell it, for I will use no art.
1128
Mad let us grant him then, and now remains
1129
That we find out the cause of this effect,
1130
Or rather say the cause of this defect,
1131
For this effect defective comes by cause.
1132
Thus it remains, and the remainder thus.
1132
Perpend.
1133
I have a daughter — have while she is mine —
1134
Who in her duty and obedience, mark,
1135
Hath given me this. Now gather and surmise.
1136[Reads the letter.]
1137“To the celestial and my soul’s idol, the most beautified 1138Ophelia” — 1139That’s an ill phrase, a vile phrase, “beautified” is a vile 1140phrase, but you shall hear: “thus in her excellent white 1141bosom, these —” etc.

queen
1142
Came this from Hamlet to her?

polonius
1143
Good madam, stay awhile. I will be faithful.
1144[Reads the] letter.
1144
“Doubt thou the stars are fire,
1145
Doubt that the sun doth move,
1146
Doubt truth to be a liar,
1147
But never doubt I love.
1148O dear Ophelia, I am ill at these numbers. I have not art to 1149reckon my groans, but that I love thee best — oh, most best — believe 1150it. Adieu. 1151Thine evermore, most dear lady, whilst this 1152machine is to him, Hamlet.”
ErrorMetrica
1153
This in obedience hath my daughter shown me;
1154
And more above hath his solicitings,
1155
As they fell out, by time, by means, and place,
1156
All given to mine ear.

king
1157
But how hath she received his love?

polonius
1158
What do you think of me?

king
1159
As of a man faithful and honourable.

polonius
1160
I would fain prove so. But what might you think
1161
When I had seen this hot love on the wing
1162
(As I perceived it, I must tell you that,
1163
Before my daughter told me), what might you,
1164
Or my dear majesty your Queen here, think
1165
If I had played the desk or table-book,
1166
Or given my heart a working mute and dumb,
1167
Or looked upon this love with idle sight,
1168
What might you think? No, I went round to work
1169
And my young mistress thus I did bespeak:
1170
“Lord Hamlet is a prince out of thy star.
1171
This must not be.” And then I prescripts gave her
1172
That she should lock herself from his resort,
1173
Admit no messengers, receive no tokens;
1174
Which done, she took the fruits of my advice,
1175
And he, repellèd, a short tale to make,
1176
Fell into a sadness, then into a fast,
1177
Thence to a watch, thence into a weakness,
1178
Thence to a lightness, and by this declension
1179
Into the madness wherein now he raves
1180
And all we mourn for.

king
1181
Do you think F’tisF this?

queen
1182
It may be, very like.

polonius
1183
Hath there been such a time — I would fain know that —
1184
That I have positively said ’tis so
1185
When it proved otherwise?

king
1186
Not that I know.

polonius
1187
Take this from this if this be otherwise.
1188
If circumstances lead me, I will find
1189
Where truth is hid, though it were hid indeed
1190
Within the centre.

king
1191
How may we try it further?

polonius
1192-3
You know sometimes he walks four hours together
1193-4
Here in the lobby.

queen
1195
So he does, indeed.

polonius
1196
At such a time I’ll loose my daughter to him.
1197
Be you and I behind an arras then,
1198
Mark the encounter: if he love her not
1199
And be not from his reason fall’n thereon,
1200
Let me be no assistant for a state
1201
But keep a farm and carters.

king
1202
We will try it.

1203Enter Hamlet [reading on a book].

queen
1204-5
But look where sadly the poor wretch comes reading.

polonius
1206
Away, I do beseech you both, away.
1207-8
I’ll board him presently. Oh, give me leave.
1208Exeunt King and Queen [and Attendants].
1208
How does my good lord Hamlet?

hamlet
1209Well, God’a’mercy.

polonius
1210Do you know me, my lord?

hamlet
1211ExcellentF, excellentF well, you are a fishmonger.

polonius
1212Not I, my lord.

hamlet
1213Then I would you were so honest a man.

polonius
1214Honest, my lord?

hamlet
1215Ay, sir, to be honest as this world goes, is to be 1216one man picked out of ten thousand.

polonius
1217That’s very true, my lord.

hamlet
1218For if the sun breed maggots in a dead dog, 1219being a good kissing carrion — 1220Have you a daughter?

polonius
1221I have, my lord.

hamlet
1222Let her not walk i’th’sun: conception is a 1223blessing, but FnotF as your daughter may conceive, friend, 1224look to’t.

polonius
1225[Aside] How say you by that? Still harping on my daughter. 1226 Yet he knew me not at first, ’a said I was a fishmonger. 1227 ’A is far gone, Ffar gone,F and truly in my youth 1228 I suffered much extremity for love, very near this. I’ll 1229 speak to him again. — What do you read, my lord?

hamlet
1230Words, words, words.

polonius
1231What is the matter, my lord?

hamlet
1232Between who?

polonius
1233I mean the matter that you read, my lord.

hamlet
1234Slanders, sir; for the satirical rogue says here 1235that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, 1236their eyes purging thick amber and plumtree 1237gum, and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, 1238together with most weak hams; all which, sir, though I 1239most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it 1240not honesty to have it thus set down. For FyouF yourself, 1241sir, shall grow old as I am: if like a crab you could 1242go backward.

polonius
1243[Aside] Though this be madness 1244 yet there is method in’t. — Will you walk 1245out of the air, my lord?

hamlet
1246Into my grave.

polonius
1247Indeed, that’s out of the air. 1248[Aside] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! 1249 A happiness 1250 that often madness hits on, 1251 which reason and sanity could not 1252 so prosperously be delivered of. 1253 I will leave him 1254 and suddenly contrive the means of meeting 1255 between him, and my daughter.1256My FhonourableF lord, I will Fmost humblyF 1257take my leave of you.

hamlet
1258You cannotF, sir,F take from me anything that I 1259will not more willingly part withal, except my life, except my 1260life, except my life.

polonius
1261Fare you well, my lord.

hamlet
1262These tedious old fools.

1265Enter Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.

polonius
1263You go to seek the Lord Hamlet? There 1264he is.

rosencrantz
1266 [To Polonius] God save you, sir.

1266[Exit Polonius.]

guildenstern
1267My honoured lord.

rosencrantz
1268My most dear lord.

hamlet
1269My excellent good friends. How dost thou, 1270Guildenstern? Ah, Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do you 1271both?

rosencrantz
1272As the indifferent children of the earth.

guildenstern
1273Happy, in that we are not over-happy: on Fortune’s 1274cap we are not the very button.

hamlet
1275Nor the soles of her shoe.

rosencrantz
1276Neither, my lord.

hamlet
1277Then you live about her waist, or in the middle 1278of her favours.

guildenstern
1279Faith, her privates we.

hamlet
1280In the secret parts of Fortune — Oh, most true, 1281she is a strumpet. What news?

rosencrantz
1282None, my lord, but that the world’s grown 1283honest.

hamlet
1284Then is doomsday near. But your news is 1285not true. FLet me question more in particular: what have 1286you, my good friends, deserved at the hands of Fortune 1287that she sends you to prison hither?

guildenstern
1288Prison, my lord?

hamlet
1289Denmark’s a prison.

rosencrantz
1290Then is the world one.

hamlet
1291A goodly one, in which there are many confines, 1292wards and dungeons, Denmark being one o’th’ 1293worst.

rosencrantz
1294We think not so, my lord.

hamlet
1295Why, then ’tis none to you; for there is nothing 1296either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. To me it is 1297a prison.

rosencrantz
1298Why, then your ambition makes it one: ’tis 1299too narrow for your mind.

hamlet
1300O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and 1301count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that 1302I have bad dreams.

guildenstern
1303Which dreams indeed are ambition: for the 1304very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow 1305of a dream.

hamlet
1306A dream itself is but a shadow.

rosencrantz
1307Truly, and I hold ambition of so airy and 1308light a quality that it is but a shadow’s shadow.

hamlet
1309Then are our beggars bodies, and our monarchs 1310and outstretched heroes the beggars’ shadows. 1311-2Shall we to th’court? for, by my fay, I cannot reason.

rosencrantz, guildenstern
1313We’ll wait upon you.

hamlet
1314No such matter. I will not sort you with 1315the rest of my servants; for, to speak to you like an honest 1316man, I am most dreadfully attended.F But, in the beaten 1317way of friendship, what make you at Elsinore?

rosencrantz
1318To visit you, my lord, no other occasion.

hamlet
1319Beggar that I am, I am everF
X
- Q2 ever
- F1 euen (mod. “even”)
poor in thanks, 1320but I thank you, and sure, dear friends, my thanks 1321are too dear a halfpenny. Were you not sent for? Is it 1322your own inclining? Is it a free visitation? Come, come, 1323deal justly with me. Come, come, nay, speak.

guildenstern
1324What should we say, my lord?

hamlet
1325FWhy!F Anything but to th’purpose. You were 1326sent for, and there is a kind of confession in your looks, 1327which your modesties have not craft enough to colour. 1328I know the good King and Queen have sent for you.

rosencrantz
1329To what end, my lord?

hamlet
1330That you must teach me. But let me conjure 1331you, by the rights of our fellowship, by the consonancy of 1332our youth, by the obligation of our ever-preserved love, 1333and by what more dear a better proposer can charge 1334you withal, be even and direct with me whether you 1335were sent for or no.

rosencrantz
1336What say you?

hamlet
1337Nay then, I have an eye of you! If you love me, 1338hold not off.

guildenstern
1339My lord, we were sent for.

hamlet
1340I will tell you why, so shall my anticipation 1341prevent your discovery, and your secrecy to the King and 1342Queen moult no feather. I have of late, but wherefore 1343I know not, lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; 1344and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition 1345that this goodly frame the earth seems to me a sterile 1346promontory, this most excellent canopy the air, 1347look you, this brave o’erhanging firmament, this majestical roof 1348fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing 1349to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. 1350What FaF piece of work is a man: how noble in 1351reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving, 1352how express and admirable in action, how like an angel 1353in apprehension, how like a god; the beauty of the 1354world; the paragon of animals. And yet to me, what is 1355this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, Fno,F 1356nor women neither, though by your smiling you seem 1357to say so.

rosencrantz
1358My lord, there was no such stuff in my 1359thoughts.

hamlet
1360Why did ye laugh then when I said “man delights 1361not me”?

rosencrantz
1362To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, 1363what Lenten entertainment the players shall receive 1364from you. We coted them on the way, and hither are 1365they coming to offer you service.

hamlet
1366He that plays the King shall be welcome (his 1367majesty shall have tribute on me), the Adventurous 1368Knight shall use his foil and target, the Lover shall 1369not sigh gratis, the Humorous Man shall end his part in 1370peace, Fthe Clown shall make those laugh whose lungs 1371are tickled o’th’sear,F and the Lady shall say her mind 1372freely — or the blank verse shall halt for’t. What players 1373are they?

rosencrantz
1374Even those you were wont to take such delight in, 1375the tragedians of the city.

hamlet
1376How chances it they travel? Their residence 1377both in reputation and profit was better both 1378ways.

rosencrantz
1379I think their inhibition comes by the means 1380of the late innovation.

hamlet
1381Do they hold the same estimation they did 1382when I was in the city? Are they so followed?

rosencrantz
1383No, indeed are they not.

Fhamlet
1384How comes it? Do they grow rusty?

rosencrantz
1385Nay, their endeavour keeps in the wonted 1386pace. But there is, sir, an eyrie of children, little 1387eyases, that cry out on the top of question and 1388are most tyrannically clapped for’t. These are now the 1389fashion, and so berattle the common stages (so they 1390call them) that many wearing rapiers are afraid of 1391goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.

hamlet
1392What, are they children? Who maintains ’em? 1393How are they escotted? Will they pursue the quality no 1394longer than they can sing? Will they not say afterwards 1395if they should grow themselves to common players (as 1396it is most like if their means are no better) their writers 1397do them wrong to make them exclaim against their 1398own succession?

rosencrantz
1399Faith, there has been much to-do on both sides, 1400and the nation holds it no sin to tar them to controversy. 1401There was for a while no money bid for argument 1402unless the poet and the player went to cuffs in 1403the question.

hamlet
1404Is’t possible?

guildenstern
1405Oh, there has been much throwing about of 1406brains.

hamlet
1407Do the boys carry it away?

rosencrantz
1408Ay, that they do, my lord, Hercules and his load too.F

hamlet
1409It is not very strange, for my uncle is King of 1410Denmark, and those that would make mouths at him 1411while my father lived, give twenty, forty, fifty, a hundred 1412ducats apiece for his picture in little. ’Sblood, there is something 1413in this more than natural, if philosophy could 1414find it out.

1415A flourish.

guildenstern
1416There are the players.

hamlet
1417Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your 1418hands, come then: th’appurtenance of welcome is fashion 1419and ceremony. Let me comply with you in this garb 1420lest my extent to the players, which I tell you must show 1421fairly outwards, should more appear like entertainment 1422than yours. You are welcome. But my uncle-father 1423and aunt-mother are deceived.

guildenstern
1424In what, my dear lord?

hamlet
1425I am but mad north-north-west. When the 1426wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.

1427Enter Polonius.

polonius
1428Well be with you, gentlemen.

hamlet
1429Hark you, Guildenstern, and you too, at each 1430ear a hearer: that great baby you see there is not yet 1431out of his swaddling-clouts.

rosencrantz
1432Happily he is the second time come to them, for 1433they say an old man is twice a child.

hamlet
1434I will prophesy he comes to tell me of the 1435players. Mark it. — You say right, sir, FforF o’Monday morning, 1436’twas then indeed.

polonius
1437My lord, I have news to tell you.

hamlet
1438My lord, I have news to tell you: 1439when Roscius was an actor in Rome —

polonius
1440The actors are come hither, my lord.

hamlet
1441Buzz, buzz.

polonius
1442Upon my honour.

hamlet
1443Then came each actor on his ass.

polonius
1444The best actors in the world, either for tragedy, 1445comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comical, 1446historical-pastoral, Ftragical-historical, tragical- 1447comical-historical-pastoral,F scene individable, or poem 1448unlimited; Seneca cannot be too heavy nor Plautus 1449too light. For the law of writ and the liberty, these are 1450the only men.

hamlet
1451O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst 1452thou?

polonius
1453What a treasure had he, my lord?

hamlet
1454Why,
ErrorMetrica
1454
“One fair daughter and no more,
1455
The which he loved passing well.”

polonius
1456[Aside] Still on my daughter.

hamlet
1457Am I not i’th’right, old Jephthah?

polonius
1458If you call me Jephthah, my lord, I have a daughter 1459that I love passing well.

hamlet
1460Nay, that follows not.

polonius
1461What follows then, my lord?

hamlet
1462Why,
ErrorMetrica
1462
“As by lot, God wot”,
1462
and then, you know,
1462-3
“It came to pass,
1463
as most like it was.”
1463The first row of the 1464pious chanson will show you more, for look where my 1465abridgment comes. Enter the Players. 1467You are welcome, masters, welcome all. — I am glad to see 1468thee well. — Welcome, good friends. — Oh, FmyF old friend, 1469why, thy face is valanced since I saw thee last. Com’st thou to 1470beard me in Denmark? What, my young lady and mistress! 1471By’ Lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven than when 1472I saw you last by the altitude of a chopine. Pray God 1473your voice, like a piece of uncurrent gold, be not cracked 1474within the ring. — Masters, you are all welcome. We’ll e’en 1475to’t like French falc’ners, fly at anything we see. We’ll 1476have a speech straight. Come, give us a taste of your quality, 1477come, a passionate speech.

1 player
1478What speech, my good lord?

hamlet
1479I heard thee speak me a speech once, but it was 1480never acted, or, if it was, not above once, for the play, I 1481remember, pleased not the million, ’twas caviary to the 1482general. But it was (as I received it, and others whose 1483judgements in such matters cried in the top of mine) an 1484excellent play, well digested in the scenes, set down 1485with as much modesty as cunning. I remember one said 1486there were no sallets in the lines to make the matter savory, 1487nor no matter in the phrase that might indict the 1488author of affection, but called it an honest method, as 1488.1wholesome as sweet, and by very much, more handsome than fine. One 1489speech in’t I chiefly loved: ’twas Aeneas’ talk 1490to Dido, and there about of it especially when he speaks 1491of Priam’s slaughter. If it live in your memory, begin at 1492this line — let me see, let me see:
ErrorMetrica
1492-3
“The rugged Pyrrhus, like th’Hyrcanian beast —”
1493’Tis not so, it begins with Pyrrhus:
ErrorMetrica
1494
“The rugged Pyrrhus, he whose sable arms,
1495
Black as his purpose, did the night resemble
1496
When he lay couchèd in th’ominous horse,
1497
Hath now this dread and black complexion smeared
1498
With heraldry more dismal, head to foot.
1499
Now is he total gules, horridly tricked
1500
With blood of fathers, mothers, daughters, sons,
1501
Baked and impasted with the parching streets
1502
That lend a tyrannous and a damnèd light
1503
To their lord’s murder; roasted in wrath and fire,
1504
And thus o’ersizèd with coagulate gore,
1505
With eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus
1506
Old grandsire Priam seeks.” —
1506So proceed you.

polonius
1507’Fore God, my lord, well spoken, with good accent 1508and good discretion.

1 player
1509
“Anon he finds him,
1510
Striking too short at Greeks. His antique sword,
1511
Rebellious to his arm, lies where it falls,
1512
Repugnant to command. Unequal matched,
1513
Pyrrhus at Priam drives, in rage strikes wide,
1514
But with the whiff and wind of his fell sword
1515
Th’unnervèd father falls. Then senseless Ilium,
1516
Seeming to feel this blow, with flaming top
1517
Stoops to his base and with a hideous crash
1518
Takes prisoner Pyrrhus’ ear. For, lo, his sword,
1519
Which was declining on the milky head
1520
Of reverend Priam, seemed i’th’air to stick.
1521
So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrhus stood
1522
And, like a neutral to his will and matter,
1522
Did nothing.
1523
But as we often see against some storm
1524
A silence in the heavens, the rack stand still,
1525
The bold winds speechless and the orb below
1526
As hush as death, anon the dreadful thunder
1527
Doth rend the region, so after Pyrrhus’ pause
1528
A rousèd vengeance sets him new a-work,
1529
And never did the Cyclops’ hammers fall
1530
On Mars’s armour, forged for proof eterne,
1531
With less remorse than Pyrrhus’ bleeding sword
1532
Now falls on Priam.
1533
Out, out, thou strumpet Fortune! All you gods
1534
In general synod take away her power,
1535
Break all the spokes and fellies from her wheel
1536
And bowl the round nave down the hill of heaven
1537
As low as to the fiends.”

polonius
1538This is too long.

hamlet
1539It shall to the barber’s with your beard. Prithee, 1540say on, he’s for a jig or a tale of bawdry, or he 1541sleeps. Say on, come to Hecuba.

1 Player
1542
“But who — ah, woe — had seen the mobled queen” —

hamlet
1543“The mobled queen.”

polonius
1544That’s good. F“Mobled queen” is good.F

1 player
1545-6
— “Run barefoot up and down, threat’ning the flames
1547
With bisson rheum, a clout upon that head
1548
Where late the diadem stood and, for a robe,
1549
About her lank and all-o’erteemèd loins,
1550
A blanket in the alarm of fear caught up.
1551
Who this had seen, with tongue in venom steeped,
1552
’Gainst Fortune’s state would treason have pronounced.
1553
But if the gods themselves did see her then,
1554
When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport
1555
In mincing with his sword her husband’s limbs,
1556
The instant burst of clamour that she made
1557
(Unless things mortal move them not at all)
1558
Would have made milch the burning eyes of heaven
1559
And passion in the gods.”

polonius
1560Look whe’er he has not turned his colour and 1561has tears in’s eyes. — Prithee, no more.

hamlet
1562’Tis well. I’ll have thee speak out the rest of this 1563soon. — Good my lord, will you see the players well bestowed? 1564Do you hear, let them be well used, for they are 1565the abstract and brief chronicles of the time; after 1566your death you were better have a bad epitaph than 1567their ill report while you live.

polonius
1568-9My lord, I will use them according to their desert.

hamlet
1570God’s bodkin, man, much better. Use every man 1571after his desert, and who shall scape whipping? Use 1572them after your own honour and dignity: the less they 1573deserve the more merit is in your bounty. Take them 1574in.

polonius
1575Come, sirs.

hamlet
1576Follow him, friends. We’ll hear a play tomorrow. 1577— Dost thou hear me, old friend? Can you play 1578The Murder of Gonzago?

1 player
1579Ay, my lord.

hamlet
1580We’ll ha’t tomorrow night. You could for need 1581study a speech of some dozen lines, or sixteen lines, which 1582I would set down and insert in’t, could you not?

1 player
1583Ay, my lord.

hamlet
1584Very well. Follow that lord, and look you 1585mock him not. — My good friends, I’ll leave you till night. 1586You are welcome to Elsinore.

1586.1/1575Exeunt Polonius and Players.

rosencrantz
1587Good my lord.

1587-8Exeunt [all but Hamlet].

hamlet
1589
Ay, so, God-bye to you. Now I am alone.
1590
Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
1591
Is it not monstrous that this player here,
1592
But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
1593
Could force his soul so to his own conceit
1594
That from her working, all the visage wanned,
1595
Tears in his eyes, distraction in his aspect,
1596
A broken voice, an’ his whole function suiting
1597
With forms to his conceit? And all for nothing.
1598
For Hecuba.
1599
What’s Hecuba to him, or he to her,
1600
That he should weep for her? What would he do
1601
Had he the motive and the cue for passion
1602
That I have? He would drown the stage with tears
1603
And cleave the general ear with horrid speech,
1604
Make mad the guilty and appal the free,
1605
Confound the ignorant and amaze indeed
1606
The very faculties of eyes and ears. Yet I,
1607
A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak
1608
Like John-a-dreams, unpregnant of my cause,
1609
And can say nothing — no, not for a king,
1610
Upon whose property and most dear life
1611
A damned defeat was made. Am I a coward?
1612
Who calls me villain, breaks my pate across,
1613
Plucks off my beard and blows it in my face,
1614
Tweaks me by the nose, gives me the lie i’th’throat
1615
As deep as to the lungs? Who does me this?
1616
Ha! ’Swounds, I should take it; for it cannot be
1617
But I am pigeon-livered and lack gall
1618
To make oppression bitter, or ere this
1619
I should ’a’ fatted all the region kites
1620
With this slave’s offal. Bloody, bawdy villain —
1621
Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
1622
FOh, vengeance!F
1623
Why, what an ass am I: Fay, sure,F this is most brave,
1624
That I, the son of a dear murderèd,
1625
Prompted to my revenge by heaven and hell,
1626
Must like a whore unpack my heart with words
1627
And fall a-cursing like a very drab,
1628
A stallion. Fie upon’t, foh!
1628
About, my brains! Hum, I have heard,
1629
That guilty creatures sitting at a play
1630
Have by the very cunning of the scene
1631
Been struck so to the soul that presently
1632
They have proclaimed their malefactions.
1633
For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
1634
With most miraculous organ. I’ll have these players
1635
Play something like the murder of my father
1636
Before mine uncle. I’ll observe his looks.
1637
I’ll tent him to the quick. If ’a do blench,
1638
I know my course. The spirit that I have seen
1639
May be a de’il, and the de’il hath power
1640
T’assume a pleasing shape, yea, and perhaps
1641
Out of my weakness and my melancholy,
1642
As he is very potent with such spirits,
1643
Abuses me to damn me. I’ll have grounds
1644
More relative than this. The play’s the thing
1645
Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King.

1645Exit.

1645.1[3.1]

1646Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz,
1647Guildenstern, [and] Lords.

king
1648
And can you by no drift of conference
1649
Get from him why he puts on this confusion,
1650
Grating so harshly all his days of quiet
1651
With turbulent and dangerous lunacy?

rosencrantz
1652
He does confess he feels himself distracted,
1653
But from what cause ’a will by no means speak.

guildenstern
1654
Nor do we find him forward to be sounded,
1655
But with a crafty madness keeps aloof
1656
When we would bring him on to some confession
1657
Of his true state.

queen
1658
Did he receive you well?

rosencrantz
1659
Most like a gentleman.

guildenstern
1660
But with much forcing of his disposition.

rosencrantz
1661
Niggard of question, but of our demands
1662
Most free in his reply.

queen
1663
Did you assay him to any pastime?

rosencrantz
1664
Madam, it so fell out that certain players
1665
We o’erraught on the way. Of these we told him
1666
And there did seem in him a kind of joy
1667
To hear of it. They are here about the court
1668
And, as I think, they have already order
1669
This night to play before him.

polonius
1670
’Tis most true,
1671
And he beseeched me to entreat your majesties
1672
To hear and see the matter.

king
1673
With all my heart, and it doth much content me
1674
To hear him so inclined.
1674-5
Good gentlemen, give him a further edge,
1675-6
And drive his purpose into these delights.

rosencrantz
1677
We shall, my lord.

1677Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern [and Lords].

king
1678
Sweet Gertrude, leave us two,
1679
For we have closely sent for Hamlet hither,
1680
That he, as ’twere by accident, may here
1681
Affront Ophelia. Her father and myself F(lawful espials)F
1682
We’ll so bestow ourselves that, seeing unseen,
1683
We may of their encounter frankly judge
1684
And gather by him as he is behaved,
1685
If’t be th’affliction of his love or no
1686
That thus he suffers for.

queen
1687
I shall obey you.
1688
And for your part, Ophelia, I do wish
1689
That your good beauties be the happy cause
1690
Of Hamlet’s wildness. So shall I hope your virtues
1691
Will bring him to his wonted way again
1692
To both your honours.

ophelia
1693
Madam, I wish it may.

1693[Exit Queen.]

polonius
1694
Ophelia, walk you here. — Gracious, so please you,
1695
We will bestow ourselves. — Read on this book,
1696
That show of such an exercise may colour
1697
Your loneliness. We are oft to blame in this,
1698
(’Tis too much proved) that with devotion’s visage
1699
And pious action we do sugar o’er
1700
The devil himself.

king
1701
Oh, ’tis too true.
1702
[Aside]
How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience!
1703
The harlot’s cheek beautied with plastering art
1704
Is not more ugly to the thing that helps it
1705
Than is my deed to my most painted word.
1706
Oh, heavy burden!

1709Enter Hamlet.

polonius
1707
I hear him coming: Flet'sF withdraw, my lord.

1708[Exeunt King and Polonius.]

hamlet
1710
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
1711
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
1712
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
1713
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
1714
And by opposing, end them. To die — to sleep,
1715
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
1716
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
1717
That flesh is heir to. ’Tis a consumation
1718
Devoutly to be wished: to die to sleep;
1719
To sleep, perchance to dream — ay, there’s the rub,
1720
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
1721
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
1722
Must give us pause. There’s the respect
1723
That makes calamity of so long life:
1724
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
1725
Th’oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
1726
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
1727
The insolence of office and the spurns
1728
That patient merit of th’unworthy takes,
1729
When he himself might his quietus make
1730
With a bare bodkin? Who would FtheseF fardels bear
1731
To grunt and sweat under a weary life
1732
But that the dread of something after death
1733
(The undiscovered country from whose bourn
1734
No traveller returns) puzzles the will
1735
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
1736
Than fly to others that we know not of?
1737
Thus conscience does make cowards Fof us allF,
1738
And thus the native hue of resolution
1739
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
1740
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
1741
With this regard their currents turn awry
1742
And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
1743
The fair Ophelia. Nymph, in thy orisons
1744
Be all my sins remembered.

ophelia
1745
Good my lord,
1746
How does your honour for this many a day?

hamlet
1747
I humbly thank you, Fwell, well,F well.

ophelia
1748
My lord, I have remembrances of yours
1749
That I have longèd long to redeliver.
1750
I pray you now receive them.

hamlet
1751
No, not I, I never gave you aught.

ophelia
1752
My honoured lord, you know right well you did,
1753
And with them words of so sweet breath composed
1754
As made these things more rich. Their perfume lost,
1755
Take these again, for to the noble mind
1756
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.
1757
There, my lord.

hamlet
1758
Ha, ha, are you honest?

ophelia
1759
My lord?

hamlet
1760
Are you fair?

ophelia
1761
What means your lordship?

hamlet
1762That if you be honest and fair, you 1763should admit no discourse to your beauty.

ophelia
1764Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce 1765than with honesty?

hamlet
1766Ay, truly, for the power of beauty will sooner 1767transform honesty from what it is to a bawd than the 1768force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness. 1769This was sometime a paradox, but now the time gives it 1770proof. I did love you once.

ophelia
1771Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.

hamlet
1772You should not have believed me. For virtue 1773cannot so inoculate our old stock but we shall relish 1774of it. I loved you not.

ophelia
1775I was the more deceived.

hamlet
1776Get thee to a nunn’ry. Why wouldst thou 1777be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest, 1778but yet I could accuse me of such things that it were better 1779my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, 1780ambitious, with more offences at my beck 1781than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give 1782them shape, or time to act them in. What should such 1783fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? 1784We are arrant knaves FallF , believe none of us. Go thy 1785ways to a nunn’ry. Where’s your father?

ophelia
1786At home, my lord.

hamlet
1787Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may 1788play the fool nowhere but in’s own house. Farewell.

ophelia
1789Oh, help him, you sweet heavens!

hamlet
1790If thou dost marry, I’ll give thee this plague 1791for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, 1792thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunn’ry. 1793FGo.F Farewell. Or if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool, 1794for wise men know well enough what monsters you 1795make of them. To a nunn’ry, go, and quickly too. 1796Farewell.

ophelia
1797Heavenly powers, restore him.

hamlet
1798I have heard of your paintings FtooF well enough. 1799God hath given you one face and you make yourselves another. 1800You jig and amble, and you lisp, you nickname 1801God’s creatures, and make your wantoness ignorance. 1802Go to, I’ll no more on’t, it hath made me mad. 1803I say we will have no mo marriage. Those that are 1804married already, all but one, shall live. The rest shall keep 1805as they are. To a nunn’ry, go.

1805Exit.

ophelia
1806
Oh, what a noble mind is here o’erthrown!
1807
The courtier’s, soldier’s, scholar’s, eye, tongue, sword,
1808
Th’expectation and rose of the fair state,
1809
The glass of fashion and the mould of form,
1810
Th’observed of all observers, quite quite down.
1811
And I, of ladies most deject and wretched,
1812
That sucked the honey of his musiced vows,
1813
Now see that noble and most sovereign reason
1814
Like sweet bells jangled out of time and harsh;
1815
That unmatched form and stature of blown youth
1816
Blasted with ecstasy. Oh, woe is me
1817
T’have seen what I have seen, see what I see.

1818Enter King and Polonius.

king
1819
Love — his affections do not that way tend,
1820
Nor what he spake, though it lacked form a little,
1821
Was not like madness. There’s something in his soul
1822
O’er which his melancholy sits on brood,
1823
And I do doubt the hatch and the disclose
1824
Will be some danger; which for to prevent,
1825
I have in quick determination
1826
Thus set it down: he shall with speed to England
1827
For the demand of our neglected tribute.
1828
Haply the seas and countries different,
1829
With variable objects, shall expel
1830
This something-settled matter in his heart
1831
Whereon his brains still beating puts him thus
1832
From fashion of himself. What think you on’t?

polonius
1833
It shall do well. But yet do I believe
1834
The origin and commencement of his grief
1835
Sprung from neglected love. — How now, Ophelia?
1836
You need not tell us what Lord Hamlet said,
1837
We heard it all. — My lord, do as you please,
1838
But if you hold it fit, after the play,
1839
Let his Queen-mother all alone entreat him
1840
To show his grief, let her be round with him,
1841
And I’ll be placed (so please you) in the ear
1842
Of all their conference. If she find him not,
1843
To England send him, or confine him where
1844
Your wisdom best shall think.

king
1845
It shall be so.
1846
Madness in great ones must not unwatched go.

1847Exeunt.

1847.1[3.2]

1848Enter Hamlet and three of the Players.

hamlet
1849Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced 1850it to you, trippingly on the tongue; but if you mouth it 1851as many of our players do, I had as lief the town-crier 1852spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much 1853with your hand thus, but use all gently; for, in the very torrent, 1854tempest, and, as I may say, whirlwind of your 1855passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that 1856may give it smoothness. Oh, it offends me to the soul 1857to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion 1858to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the 1859groundlings, who for the most part are capable of 1860nothing but inexplicable dumb-shows and noise. I would 1861have such a fellow whipped for o’erdoing Termagant: it 1862out-Herods Herod. Pray you avoid it.

player
1863I warrant your honour.

hamlet
1864Be not too tame neither, but let your own 1865discretion be your tutor. Suit the action to the word, 1866the word to the action, with this special observance: 1867that you o’erstep not the modesty of nature. For anything 1868so o’erdone is from the purpose of playing, whose 1869end, both at the first and now, was and is to hold, as ’twere, 1870the mirror up to nature, to show virtue her FownF 1871feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and 1872body of the time his form and pressure. Now this 1873overdone, or come tardy off, though it makes the unskilful 1874laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve, the 1875censure of which one must in your allowance o’erweigh 1876a whole theatre of others. Oh, there be players 1877that I have seen play and heard others praise, and that 1878highly, not to speak it profanely, that neither having 1879th’accent of Christians nor the gait of Christian, pagan, 1880nor man, have so strutted and bellowed that I have 1881thought some of Nature’s journeymen had made men, 1882and not made them well, they imitated humanity so 1883“abhominably.”

player
1884I hope we have reformed that indifferently with 1885us.

hamlet
1886Oh, reform it altogether, and let those that 1887play your clowns speak no more than is set down for 1888them, for there be of them that will themselves laugh 1889to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh 1890too, though in the meantime some necessary question 1891of the play be then to be considered. That’s villainous, and 1892shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses 1893it. Go make you ready. [Exeunt Players.] 1895How now, my lord, 1896will the King hear this piece of work?

1894Enter Polonius, Guildenstern and Rosencrantz.

polonius
1897And the Queen too, and that presently.

hamlet
1898Bid the players make haste.
1898[Exit Polonius.]
ErrorMetrica
1899
Will you two help to hasten them?

rosencrantz
1900
Ay, my lord.

1900Exeunt they two.

hamlet
1902
What ho, Horatio!

1901Enter Horatio.

horatio
1903
Here, sweet lord, at your service.

hamlet
1904
Horatio, thou art e’en as just a man
1905
As e’er my conversation coped withal.

horatio
1906
Oh, my dear lord —

hamlet
1907
Nay, do not think I flatter,
1908
For what advancement may I hope from thee
1909
That no revenue hast but thy good spirits
1910
To feed and clothe thee? Why should the poor be flattered?
1911
No, let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp
1912
And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee
1913
Where thrift may follow fawning. Dost thou hear?
1914
Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice
1915
And could of men distinguish her election,
1916
Sh’hath sealed thee for herself, for thou hast been
1917
As one in suff’ring all that suffers nothing,
1918
A man that Fortune’s buffets and rewards
1919
Hast ta’en with equal thanks. And blest are those
1920
Whose blood and judgement are so well co-meddled
1921
That they are not a pipe for Fortune’s finger
1922
To sound what stop she please. Give me that man
1923
That is not passion’s slave, and I will wear him
1924
In my heart’s core, ay, in my heart of heart,
1925
As I do thee. Something too much of this.
1926
There is a play tonight before the King.
1927
One scene of it comes near the circumstance
1928
Which I have told thee of my father’s death.
1929
I prithee, when thou see’st that act afoot,
1930
Even with the very comment of thy soul,
1931
Observe my uncle. If his occulted guilt
1932
Do not itself unkennel in one speech,
1933
It is a damnèd ghost that we have seen,
1934
And my imaginations are as foul
1935
As Vulcan’s stithy. Give him heedful note,
1936
For I mine eyes will rivet to his face,
1937
And after, we will both our judgements join
1938
In censure of his seeming.

horatio
1939
Well, my lord.
1940
If ’a steal aught the whilst this play is playing
1941
And scape detected, I will pay the theft.

1942Enter Trumpets and Kettledrums, King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, [Rosencrantz,
1943Guildenstern, and other Lords attendant.] Fwith
1944his Guard carrying torches. Danish
1945march. Sound a Flourish.F

hamlet
1946They are coming to the play. I must be idle. 1947Get you a place.

king
1948How fares our cousin Hamlet?

hamlet
1949Excellent, i’faith, of the chameleon’s dish: I eat 1950the air, promise-crammed. You cannot feed capons so.

king
1951I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet, these 1952words are not mine.

hamlet
1953No, nor mine now, my lord. [To Polonius] You played once 1954i’th’university, you say?

polonius
1955That did I, my lord, and was accounted a good 1956actor —

hamlet
1957What did you enact?

polonius
1958I did enact Julius Caesar. I was killed i’th’Capitol. 1959Brutus killed me.

hamlet
1960It was a brute part of him to kill so capital a 1961calf there. — Be the players ready?

rosencrantz
1962Ay, my lord, they stay upon your patience.

queen
1963Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.

hamlet
1964No, good mother, here’s metal more attractive.

polonius
1965 [To the King] Oh ho, do you mark that?

hamlet
1966Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

ophelia
1967No, my lord.

Fhamlet
1968I mean, my head upon your lap?

ophelia
1969Ay, my lord.F

hamlet
1970Do you think I meant country matters?

ophelia
1971I think nothing, my lord.

hamlet
1972That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.

ophelia
1973What is, my lord?

hamlet
1974Nothing.

ophelia
1975You are merry, my lord.

hamlet
1976Who, I?

ophelia
1977Ay, my lord.

hamlet
1978O God, your only jig-maker. What should 1979a man do but be merry? For look you how cheerfully 1980my mother looks, and my father died within’s two 1981hours.

ophelia
1982Nay, ’tis twice two months, my lord.

hamlet
1983So long? Nay then, let the dev’l wear black, 1984for I’ll have a suit of sables. O heavens, die two months 1985ago and not forgotten yet! Then there’s hope a 1986great man’s memory may outlive his life half a year. 1987But, by’r Lady, ’a must build churches then, or else shall 1988’a suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse, whose 1989epitaph is “For oh, for oh, the hobby-horse is forgot!”

1990The Trumpets sounds. Dumb-show follows.
1991Enter a king and a queen, Fvery lovingly,F the queen embracing
1992him and he her. FShe kneels and makes show of protestation unto
1993him.F He takes her up and declines his head upon her neck; he
1994lies him down upon a bank of flowers. She, seeing him
1995asleep, leaves him. Anon come in another man, takes off his
1996crown, kisses it, pours poison in the sleeper’s ears, and
1997leaves him. The queen returns, finds the king dead,
1998makes passionate action. The poisoner with some three or
1999four come in again, seem to condole with her.
2000The dead body is carried away. The poisoner woos the
2001queen with gifts. She seems harsh awhile,
2002but in the end accepts love.
2002[Exeunt Players].

ophelia
2003What means this, my lord?

hamlet
2004Marry, this’ munching Malicho — it means 2005mischief.

ophelia
2006Belike this show imports the argument of the 2007play.

2016Enter Prologue.

hamlet
2008We shall know by this fellow. The players 2009cannot keep counsel, they’ll tell all.

ophelia
2010Will ’a tell us what this show meant?

hamlet
2011Ay, or any show that you will show him. Be not 2012you ashamed to show, he’ll not shame to tell you what it 2013means.

ophelia
2014You are naught, you are naught. I’ll mark the 2015play.

prologue
2017
For us and for our tragedy,
2018
Here stooping to your clemency
2019
We beg your hearing patiently.

2019[Exit.]

hamlet
2020Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring?

ophelia
2021’Tis brief, my lord.

hamlet
2022As woman’s love.

2023Enter [two Players as] King and Queen.

player king
2024
Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round
2025
Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ orbèd ground,
2026
And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen
2027
About the world have times twelve thirties been
2028
Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
2029
Unite commutual in most sacred bands.

player queen
2030
So many journeys may the sun and moon
2031
Make us again count o’er ere love be done.
2032
But woe is me, you are so sick of late,
2033
So far from cheer and from our former state,
2034
That I distrust you. Yet, though I distrust,
2035
Discomfort you, my lord, it nothing must.
2035.1
For women fear too much, even as they love,
2036
And women’s fear and love hold quantity,
2037
In neither ought, or in extremity.
2038
Now what my love is proof hath made you know,
2039
And, as my love is sized, my fear is so.
2039.1
Where love is great, the littlest doubts are fear;
2039.2
Where little fears grow great, great love grows there.

player king
2040
Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too:
2041
My operant powers their functions leave to do;
2042
And thou shalt live in this fair world behind,
2043
Honoured, beloved, and haply one as kind
2044
For husband shalt thou —

player queen
2045
Oh, confound the rest!
2046
Such love must needs be treason in my breast.
2047
In second husband let me be accursed.
2048
None wed the second but who killed the first.

hamlet
2049That’s wormwood.

player queen
2050
The instances that second marriage move
2051
Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.
2052
A second time I kill my husband dead
2053
When second husband kisses me in bed.

player king
2054
I do believe you think what now you speak.
2055
But what we do determine oft we break.
2056
Purpose is but the slave to memory,
2057
Of violent birth but poor validity,
2058
Which now, the fruit unripe, sticks on the tree,
2059
But fall unshaken when they mellow be.
2060
Most necessary ’tis that we forget
2061
To pay ourselves what to ourselves is debt.
2062
What to ourselves in passion we propose,
2063
The passion ending, doth the purpose lose.
2064
The violence of either grief or joy
2065
Their own enactures with themselves destroy.
2066
Where joy most revels, grief doth most lament;
2067
Grief joys, joy grieves, on slender accident.
2068
This world is not for aye, nor ’tis not strange
2069
That even our loves should with our fortunes change,
2070
For ’tis a question left us yet to prove
2071
Whether Love lead Fortune, or else Fortune Love.
2072
The great man down, you mark his favourite flies;
2073
The poor advanced makes friends of enemies;
2074
And hitherto doth Love on Fortune tend:
2075
For who not needs shall never lack a friend,
2076
And who in want a hollow friend doth try
2077
Directly seasons him his enemy.
2078
But orderly to end where I begun,
2079
Our wills and fates do so contrary run
2080
That our devices still are overthrown:
2081
Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own.
2082
So think thou wilt no second husband wed,
2083
But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.

player queen
2084
Nor earth to me give food nor heaven light,
2085
Sport and repose lock from me day and night,
2085.1
To desperation turn my trust and hope,
2085.2
An anchor’s cheer in prison be my scope,
2086
Each opposite that blanks the face of joy
2087
Meet what I would have well and it destroy,
2088
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
2089
If once I be a widow ever I be a wife.

hamlet
2090If she should break it now.

player king
2091-2
’Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile.
2093
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
2094
The tedious day with sleep.

player queen
2095
Sleep rock thy brain,
2095[He sleeps.]
2096
And never come mischance between us twain.

2096Exit.

hamlet
2097Madam, how like you this play?

queen
2098The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

hamlet
2099Oh, but she’ll keep her word.

king
2100Have you heard the argument? Is there no offence 2101in’t?

hamlet
2102No, no, they do but jest — poison in jest, no offence 2103i’th’world.

king
2104What do you call the play?

hamlet
2105The Mousetrap. Marry, how tropically! 2106This play is the image of a murder done in Vienna. Gonzago 2107is the duke’s name; his wife, Baptista. You shall see 2108anon. ’Tis a knavish piece of work, but what of that? 2109Your majesty and we that have free souls, it touches 2110us not. Let the galled jade wince, our withers are unwrung. Enter Lucianus. 2112This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.

ophelia
2113You are as good as a chorus, my lord.

hamlet
2114I could interpret between you and your love 2115if I could see the puppets dallying.

ophelia
2116You are keen, my lord, you are keen.

hamlet
2117It would cost you a groaning to take off mine 2118edge.

ophelia
2119Still better and worse.

hamlet
2120So you mis-take your husbands. — 2121Begin, murderer. FPox!F Leave thy damnable faces and 2122begin. Come: “the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge.”

lucianus
2124-5
Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing,
2126
Confederate season, else no creature seeing,
2127
Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,
2128
With Hecate’s ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,
2129
Thy natural magic and dire property
2130
On wholesome life usurps immediately.

2131[Pours the poison in his ears.]

hamlet
2132’A poisons him i’th’garden for his estate. His 2133name’s Gonzago. The story is extant and written in very choice 2134Italian. You shall see anon how the murderer gets the 2135love of Gonzago’s wife.

ophelia
2136The King rises.

Fhamlet
2137What, frighted with false fire?F

queen
2138How fares my lord?

polonius
2139Give o’er the play.

king
2140Give me some light. Away!

polonius
2141Lights, lights, lights!

2141Exeunt
2142all but Hamlet and Horatio.

hamlet
2143
Why, let the stricken deer go weep,
2144
The hart ungalled play,
2145
For some must watch while some must sleep.
2146
Thus runs the world away.
2147Would not this, sir, and a forest of feathers, if the rest of 2148my fortunes turn Turk with me, with FtwoF Provincial 2149roses on my razed shoes, get me a fellowship in a cry 2150of players?

horatio
2151Half a share.

hamlet
2152A whole one, I.
ErrorMetrica
2153
For thou dost know, O Damon dear,
2154
This realm dismantled was
2154-5
Of Jove himself, and now reigns here
2156
A very, very — pajock.

horatio
2157You might have rhymed.

hamlet
2158O good Horatio, I’ll take the Ghost’s word for 2159a thousand pound. Didst perceive?

horatio
2160Very well, my lord.

hamlet
2161Upon the talk of the poisoning?

horatio
2162I did very well note him.

2163Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

hamlet
2164Ah ha! Come, some music! Come, the recorders!
ErrorMetrica
2165
For, if the King like not the comedy,
2166
Why then belike he likes it not, perdie.
2167Come, some music!

guildenstern
2168Good my lord, vouchsafe me a word with you.

hamlet
2169Sir, a whole history.

guildenstern
2170The King, sir —

hamlet
2171Ay, sir, what of him?

guildenstern
2172— is in his retirement marvellous distempered.

hamlet
2173With drink, sir?

guildenstern
2174No, my lord, FratherF with choler —

hamlet
2175Your wisdom should show itself more richer 2176to signify this to the doctor, for, for me to put him 2177to his purgation, would perhaps plunge him into FfarF 2178more choler.

guildenstern
2179Good my lord, put your discourse into some 2180frame, and start not so wildly from my affair.

hamlet
2181I am tame, sir. Pronounce.

guildenstern
2182The Queen your mother in most great affliction 2183of spirit hath sent me to you.

hamlet
2184You are welcome.

guildenstern
2185Nay, good my lord, this courtesy is not of 2186the right breed. If it shall please you to make me a wholesome 2187answer, I will do your mother’s commandement. 2188If not, your pardon and my return shall be the end of 2189FmyF business.

hamlet
2190Sir, I cannot.

rosencrantz
2191What, my lord?

hamlet
2192Make you a wholesome answer: my wit’s diseased. 2193But, sir, such answer as I can make, you shall command, 2194or rather, as you say, my mother. Therefore no more, 2195but to the matter. My mother, you say —

rosencrantz
2196Then thus she says: your behaviour hath struck 2197her into amazement and admiration.

hamlet
2198Oh, wonderful son that can so ’stonish a 2199mother! But is there no sequel at the heels of this mother’s 2200admiration? Impart.

rosencrantz
2201She desires to speak with you in her closet 2202ere you go to bed.

hamlet
2203We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. 2204Have you any further trade with us?

rosencrantz
2205My lord, you once did love me.

hamlet
2206And do still, by these pickers and stealers.

rosencrantz
2207Good my lord, what is your cause of distemper? 2208You do surely bar the door upon your own liberty 2209if you deny your griefs to your friend.

hamlet
2210Sir, I lack advancement.

rosencrantz
2211How can that be, when you have the voice of 2212the King himself for your succession in Denmark?

hamlet
2213Ay, sir, but while the grass grows — the proverb is 2214something musty. — Enter the Players with recorders. 2216Oh, the recorders! Let me see one. — To withdraw with you, why 2217do you go about to recover the wind of me, as if you 2218would drive me into a toil?

guildenstern
2219O my lord, if my duty be too bold, my love 2220is too unmannerly.

hamlet
2221I do not well understand that. Will you play 2222upon this pipe?

guildenstern
2223My lord, I cannot.

hamlet
2224I pray you.

guildenstern
2225Believe me, I cannot.

hamlet
2226I do beseech you.

guildenstern
2227I know no touch of it, my lord.

hamlet
2228It is as easy as lying: govern these ventages 2229with your fingers and thumb, give it breath with your 2230mouth, and it will discourse most eloquent music. 2231Look you, these are the stops.

guildenstern
2232But these cannot I command to any utterance 2233of harmony. I have not the skill.

hamlet
2234Why, look you now how unworthy a thing 2235you make of me: you would play upon me, you would 2236seem to know my stops, you would pluck out the heart 2237of my mystery, you would sound me from my lowest 2238note to Fthe top ofF my compass, and there is much music, 2239excellent voice in this little organ, yet cannot 2240you make it speak. ’Sblood! Do you think I am easier to be 2241played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, 2242though you fret me you cannot play upon me. God 2243bless you, sir.

2244Enter Polonius.

polonius
2245My lord, the Queen would speak with you, 2246and presently.

hamlet
2247Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape 2248of a camel?

polonius
2249By th’mass, and ’tis, like a camel indeed.

hamlet
2250Methinks it is like a weasel.

polonius
2251It is backed like a weasel.

hamlet
2252Or like a whale.

polonius
2253Very like a whale.

hamlet
2254Then I will come to my mother by and by. 2255[Aside] They fool me to the top of my bent. 2256 [To Polonius] — I will come by and by. 2258 [To Rosencrantz and Guildenstern] — Leave me, friends. 2257 [To Polonius] I will, say so. 2258“By and by” is easily said.
2258[Exeunt all but Hamlet.]
ErrorMetrica
2259
’Tis now the very witching time of night
2260
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breaks out
2261
Contagion to this world. Now could I drink hot blood
2262
And do such bitter business as the day
2263
Would quake to look on. Soft, now to my mother.
2264
O heart, lose not thy nature. Let not ever
2265
The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom;
2266
Let me be cruel, not unnatural.
2267
I will speak daggers to her, but use none.
2268
My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites.
2269
How in my words somever she be shent
2270
To give them seals never my soul consent.

2270Exit

2270.1[3.3]

2271Enter King, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

king
2272
I like him not, nor stands it safe with us
2273
To let his madness range. Therefore prepare you:
2274
I your commission will forthwith dispatch,
2275
And he to England shall along with you.
2276
The terms of our estate may not endure
2277
Hazard so near’s as doth hourly grow
2278
Out of his brows.

guildenstern
2279
We will ourselves provide.
2280
Most holy and religious fear it is
2281
To keep those many many bodies safe
2282
That live and feed upon your majesty.

rosencrantz
2283-4
The single and peculiar life is bound
2285
With all the strength and armour of the mind
2286
To keep itself from noyance, but much more
2287
That spirit upon whose weal depends and rests
2288
The lives of many. The cess of majesty
2289
Dies not alone, but like a gulf doth draw
2290
What’s near it with it; or it is a massy wheel
2291
Fixed on the summit of the highest mount
2292
To whose huge spokes ten thousand lesser things
2293
Are mortised and adjoined, which, when it falls,
2294
Each small annexment, petty consequence,
2295
Attends the boist’rous ruin. Never alone
2296
Did the King sigh but with a general groan.

king
2297
Arm you, I pray you, to this speedy voyage,
2298
For we will fetters put about this fear
2299
Which now goes too free-footed.

rosencrantz
2300
We will haste us.

2300Exeunt Gentlemen [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern].
2301Enter Polonius.

polonius
2302
My lord, he’s going to his mother’s closet.
2303
Behind the arras I’ll convey myself
2304
To hear the process. I’ll warrant she’ll tax him home,
2305
And, as you said (and wisely was it said),
2306
’Tis meet that some more audience than a mother,
2307
Since nature makes them partial, should o’erhear
2308
The speech of vantage. Fare you well, my liege,
2309
I’ll call upon you ere you go to bed
2310
And tell you what I know.

king
2311
Thanks, dear my lord. —
2311Exit [Polonius].
2312
Oh, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven,
2313
It hath the primal eldest curse upon’t,
2314
A brother’s murder. Pray can I not,
2315
Though inclination be as sharp as will,
2316
My stronger guilt defeats my strong intent,
2317
And, like a man to double business bound,
2318
I stand in pause where I shall first begin
2319
And both neglect. What if this cursed hand
2320
Were thicker than itself with brother’s blood?
2321
Is there not rain enough in the sweet heavens
2322
To wash it white as snow? Whereto serves mercy
2323
But to confront the visage of offence?
2324
And what’s in prayer but this twofold force,
2325
To be forestallèd ere we come to fall
2326
Or pardoned being down? Then I’ll look up.
2327
My fault is past, but oh, what form of prayer
2328
Can serve my turn? “Forgive me my foul murder?”
2329
That cannot be since I am still possessed
2330
Of those effects for which I did the murder:
2331
My crown, mine own ambition and my Queen.
2332
May one be pardoned and retain th’offence?
2333
In the corrupted currents of this world
2334
Offence’s gilded hand may shove by justice,
2335
And oft ’tis seen the wicked prize itself
2336
Buys out the law; but ’tis not so above,
2337
There is no shuffling, there the action lies
2338
In his true nature, and we ourselves compelled
2339
Even to the teeth and forehead of our faults
2340
To give in evidence. What then? What rests?
2341
Try what repentance can. What can it not?
2342
Yet what can it, when one cannot repent?
2343
O wretched state, O bosom black as death,
2344
O limèd soul, that, struggling to be free,
2345
Art more engaged! Help, angels, make assay.
2346
Bow, stubborn knees, and heart with strings of steel
2346[Kneels?]
2347
Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe.
2348
All may be well.

2349Enter Hamlet.

hamlet
2350
Now might I do it — but now ’a is a-praying.
2351
And now I’ll do’t
[Draws his sword.]
— and so ’a goes to heaven,
2352
And so am I revenged. That would be scanned:
2353
A villain kills my father, and for that
2354
I, his sole son, do this same villain send
2355
To heaven.
2355
Why, this is base and silly, not revenge.
2356
’A took my father grossly, full of bread,
2357
With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May,
2358
And how his audit stands who knows save heaven,
2359
But in our circumstance and course of thought
2360
’Tis heavy with him. And am I then revenged
2361
To take him in the purging of his soul
2362
When he is fit and seasoned for his passage?
2362
No.
2363
Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent:
2364
When he is drunk asleep, or in his rage,
2365
Or in th’incestuous pleasure of his bed,
2366
At game a-swearing, or about some act
2367
That has no relish of salvation in’t,
2368
Then trip him that his heels may kick at heaven
2369
And that his soul may be as damned and black
2370
As hell whereto it goes. My mother stays.
2371
This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.

2371Exit.

king
2372
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below.
2373
Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

2373Exit.

2373.1[3.4]

2374Enter [Queen] Gertrude and Polonius.

polonius
2375
’A will come straight.
2376
Look you lay home to him.
2377
Tell him his pranks have been too broad to bear with,
2378
And that your grace hath screened and stood between
2379
Much heat and him. I’ll silence me even here.
2380
Pray you be round Fwith himF.

Fhamlet
2381
Within
Mother, mother, mother.F

queen
2382
I’ll warrant you, fear me not.
2383
Withdraw, I hear him coming.

2383[Polonius hides behind the arras.]
2384Enter Hamlet.

hamlet
2385
Now, mother, what’s the matter?

queen
2386
Hamlet, thou hast thy father much offended.

hamlet
2387
Mother, you have my father much offended.

queen
2388
Come, come, you answer with an idle tongue.

hamlet
2389
Go, go, you question with a wicked tongue.

queen
2390
Why, how now, Hamlet?

hamlet
2391
What’s the matter now?

queen
2392
Have you forgot me?

hamlet
2393
No, by the rood, not so,
2394
You are the Queen, your husband’s brother’s wife,
2395
And, would it were not so, you are my mother.

queen
2396
Nay, then I’ll set those to you that can speak.

hamlet
2397-8
Come, come, and sit you down, you shall not budge.
2399
You go not till I set you up a glass
2400
Where you may see the inmost part of you.

queen
2401
What wilt thou do? Thou wilt not murder me?
2402
Help, Fhelp,F ho!

polonius
2403
[Behind the arras.]
What ho! Help! FHelp, help!F

hamlet
2404
How now, a rat! Dead for a ducat, dead!

2404[Kills Polonius.]

polonius
2405
[Behind the arras.]
Oh, I am slain.

queen
2406
O me, what hast thou done?

hamlet
2407
Nay, I know not. Is it the King?

queen
2408
Oh, what a rash and bloody deed is this!

hamlet
2409
A bloody deed — almost as bad, good mother,
2410
As kill a king and marry with his brother.

queen
2411
As kill a king?

hamlet
2412
Ay, lady, it was my word. —
2412[Discovers Polonius.]
2413
Thou wretched, rash, intruding fool, farewell.
2414
I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune.
2415
Thou find’st to be too busy is some danger. —
2416
Leave wringing of your hands. Peace, sit you down
2417
And let me wring your heart, for so I shall,
2418
If it be made of penetrable stuff,
2419
If damnèd custom have not brazed it so
2420
That it be proof and bulwark against sense.

queen
2421
What have I done that thou dar’st wag thy tongue
2422
In noise so rude against me?

hamlet
2423
Such an act
2424
That blurs the grace and blush of modesty,
2425
Calls virtue hypocrite, takes off the rose
2426
From the fair forehead of an innocent love
2427
And sets a blister there, makes marriage vows
2428
As false as dicers’ oaths — oh, such a deed
2429
As from the body of contraction plucks
2430
The very soul, and sweet religion makes
2431
A rhapsody of words. Heaven’s face does glow
2432
O’er this solidity and compound mass
2433
With heated visage, as against the doom
2434
Is thought-sick at the act.

queen
2435
Ay me, what act
2435-6
That roars so loud and thunders in the index?

hamlet
2437
Look here upon this picture, and on this,
2438
The counterfeit presentment of two brothers.
2439
See what a grace was seated on his brow,
2440
Hyperion’s curls, the front of Jove himself,
2441
An eye like Mars to threaten and command,
2442
A station like the herald Mercury,
2443
New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill,
2444
A combination and a form indeed
2445
Where every god did seem to set his seal
2446
To give the world assurance of a man.
2447
This was your husband. Look you now what follows:
2448
Here is your husband like a mildewed ear
2449
Blasting his wholesome brother. Have you eyes?
2450
Could you on this fair mountain leave to feed
2451
And batten on this moor? Ha, have you eyes?
2452
You cannot call it love, for at your age
2453
The heyday in the blood is tame, it’s humble
2454
And waits upon the judgement, and what judgement
2455
Would step from this to this? Sense sure you have,
2455.1
Else could you not have motion, but sure that sense
2455.2
Is apoplexed, for madness would not err
2455.3
Nor sense to ecstasy was ne’er so thralled
2455.4
But it reserved some quantity of choice
2455.5
To serve in such a difference. What devil was’t
2456
That thus hath cozened you at hoodman-blind?
2456.1
Eyes without feeling, feeling without sight,
2456.2
Ears without hands or eyes, smelling sans all,
2456.3
Or but a sickly part of one true sense
2456.4
Could not so mope. O shame, where is thy blush?
2457
Rebellious hell,
2458
If thou canst mutine in a matron’s bones,
2459
To flaming youth let virtue be as wax
2460
And melt in her own fire. Proclaim no shame
2461
When the compulsive ardour gives the charge,
2462
Since frost itself as actively doth burn
2463
And reason panders will.

queen
2464
O Hamlet, speak no more!
2465
Thou turn’st my eyes into my very soul,
2466
And there I see such black and grainèd spots
2467
As will leave there their tinct.

hamlet
2468
Nay, but to live
2469
In the rank sweat of an enseamèd bed
2470
Stewed in corruption, honeying and making love
2471
Over the nasty sty —

queen
2472
Oh, speak to me no more,
2473
These words like daggers enter in my ears.
2474
No more, sweet Hamlet.

hamlet
2475
A murderer and a villain,
2476
A slave that is not twentieth part the tithe
2477
Of your precedent lord, a vice of kings,
2478
A cutpurse of the empire and the rule,
2479
That from a shelf the precious diadem stole
2480
And put it in his pocket —

queen
2481
No more.

2482Enter Ghost.

hamlet
2483
A king of shreds and patches —
2484
Save me and hover o’er me with your wings,
2485
You heavenly guards! What would your gracious figure?

queen
2486
Alas, he’s mad.

hamlet
2487
Do you not come your tardy son to chide,
2488
That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go by
2489
Th’important acting of your dread command? Oh, say!

ghost
2490
Do not forget. This visitation
2491
Is but to whet thy almost blunted purpose.
2492
But look, amazement on thy mother sits.
2493
Oh, step between her and her fighting soul.
2494
Conceit in weakest bodies strongest works.
2495
Speak to her, Hamlet.

hamlet
2496
How is it with you, lady?

queen
2497
Alas, how is’t with you,
2498
That you do bend your eye on vacancy
2499
And with th’incorporal air do hold discourse?
2500
Forth at your eyes your spirits wildly peep,
2501
And, as the sleeping soldiers in th’alarm,
2502
Your bedded hair, like life in excrements,
2503
Start up and stand on end. O gentle son,
2504
Upon the heat and flame of thy distemper
2505
Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do you look?

hamlet
2506
On him, on him. Look you how pale he glares.
2507
His form and cause conjoined preaching to stones
2508
Would make them capable. — Do not look upon me,
2509
Lest with this piteous action you convert
2510
My stern effects. Then what I have to do
2511
Will want true colour, tears perchance for blood.

queen
2512
To whom do you speak this?

hamlet
2513
Do you see nothing there?

queen
2514
Nothing at all, yet all that is I see.

hamlet
2515
Nor did you nothing hear?

queen
2516
No, nothing but ourselves.

hamlet
2517
Why, look you there, look how it steals away,
2518
My father in his habit as he lived,
2519
Look where he goes, even now out at the portal.

2519Exit Ghost.

queen
2520
This is the very coinage of your brain.
2521
This bodiless creation ecstasy
2521
Is very cunning in.

hamlet
2522
FEcstasy?F
2523
My pulse as yours doth temperately keep time
2524
And makes as healthful music. It is not madness
2525
That I have uttered. Bring me to the test,
2526
And I the matter will reword, which madness
2527
Would gambol from. Mother, for love of grace,
2528
Lay not that flattering unction to your soul
2529
That not your trespass but my madness speaks.
2530
It will but skin and film the ulcerous place
2531
Whiles rank corruption mining all within
2532
Infects unseen. Confess yourself to heaven,
2533
Repent what’s past, avoid what is to come,
2534
And do not spread the compost on the weeds
2535
To make them ranker. Forgive me this my virtue,
2536
For in the fatness of these pursy times
2537
Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
2538
Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.

queen
2539-40
O Hamlet, thou hast cleft my heart in twain.

hamlet
2541
Oh, throw away the worser part of it,
2542
And live the purer with the other half.
2543
Good night, but go not to my uncle’s bed.
2544
Assume a virtue if you have it not.
2544.1
That monster, custom, who all sense doth eat
2544.2
Of habits devil, is angel yet in this,
2544.3
That to the use of actions fair and good
2544.4
He likewise gives a frock or livery
2544.5
That aptly is put on. Refrain tonight,
2545
And that shall lend a kind of easiness
2546
To the next abstinence. The next more easy;
2546.1
For use almost can change the stamp of nature,
2546.2
And either shame the devil or throw him out
2546.3
With wondrous potency. Once more, good night.
2547
And when you are desirous to be blessed
2548
I’ll blessing beg of you. For this same lord
2549
I do repent, but heaven hath pleased it so
2550
To punish me with this, and this with me,
2551
That I must be their scourge and minister.
2552
I will bestow him and will answer well
2553
The death I gave him. So again, good night.
2554
I must be cruel only to be kind.
2555
This bad begins and worse remains behind.
2555.1
One word more, good lady.

queen
2556
What shall I do?

hamlet
2557
Not this, by no means, that I bid you do:
2558
Let the bloat King tempt you again to bed,
2559
Pinch wanton on your cheek, call you his mouse,
2560
And let him for a pair of reechy kisses,
2561
Or paddling in your neck with his damned fingers,
2562
Make you to ravel all this matter out
2563
That I essentially am not in madness
2564
But mad in craft. ’Twere good you let him know,
2565
For who that’s but a queen, fair, sober, wise,
2566
Would from a paddock, from a bat, a gib,
2567
Such dear concernings hide? Who would do so?
2568
No, in despite of sense and secrecy
2569
Unpeg the basket on the house’s top,
2570
Let the birds fly and, like the famous ape,
2571
To try conclusions in the basket creep
2572
And break your own neck down.

queen
2573
Be thou assured, if words be made of breath
2574
And breath of life, I have no life to breathe
2575
What thou hast said to me.

hamlet
2576
I must to England, you know that?

queen
2577
Alack, I had forgot. ’Tis so concluded on.

hamlet
2577.1
There’s letters sealed, and my two schoolfellows,
2577.2
Whom I will trust as I will adders fanged,
2577.3
They bear the mandate, they must sweep my way
2577.4
And marshal me to knavery. Let it work,
2577.5
For ’tis the sport to have the enginer
2577.6
Hoist with his own petard, and’t shall go hard
2577.7
But I will delve one yard below their mines
2577.8
And blow them at the moon. Oh, ’tis most sweet
2577.9
When in one line two crafts directly meet.
2578
This man shall set me packing;
2579
I’ll lug the guts into the neighbor room.
2580
Mother, good night indeed. This counsellor
2581
Is now most still, most secret and most grave,
2582
Who was in life a foolish prating knave.
2583
Come, sir, to draw toward an end with you.
2584
Good night, mother.

2585Exit [Hamlet tugging in Polonius].

2585.1[4.1]

2586Enter King, with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

king
2587-8
There’s matter in these sighs. These profound heaves
2589
You must translate; ’tis fit we understand them.
2590
Where is your son?

2590[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.]

queen
2590.1
Bestow this place on us a little while.
2591
Ah, mine own lord, what have I seen tonight!

king
2592
What, Gertrude? How does Hamlet?

queen
2593
Mad as the sea and wind when both contend
2594
Which is the mightier. In his lawless fit,
2595
Behind the arras hearing something stir,
2596
Whips out his rapier,FandF cries “A rat, a rat!”
2597
And in this brainish apprehension kills
2598
The unseen good old man.

king
2599
Oh, heavy deed!
2600
It had been so with us had we been there.
2601
His liberty is full of threats to all,
2602
To you yourself, to us, to everyone.
2603
Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answered?
2604
It will be laid to us, whose providence
2605
Should have kept short, restrained and out of haunt
2606
This mad young man. But so much was our love,
2607
We would not understand what was most fit,
2608
But, like the owner of a foul disease,
2609
To keep it from divulging, let it feed
2610
Even on the pith of life. Where is he gone?

queen
2611
To draw apart the body he hath killed,
2612
O’er whom — his very madness like some ore
2613
Among a mineral of metals base
2614
Shows itself pure — ’a weeps for what is done.

king
2615
O Gertrude, come away.
2616
The sun no sooner shall the mountains touch
2617
But we will ship him hence and this vile deed
2618
We must with all our majesty and skill
2619-20
Both countenance and excuse. — Ho, Guildenstern!
2619Enter Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
2621
Friends both, go join you with some further aid:
2622
Hamlet in madness hath Polonius slain
2623
And from his mother’s closet hath he dragged him.
2624
Go seek him out, speak fair and bring the body
2625
Into the chapel. I pray you haste in this.
2625[Exeunt Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.]
2626
Come, Gertrude, we’ll call up our wisest friends
2627
And let them know both what we mean to do
2628
And what’s untimely done. So envious slander
2628.1
Whose whisper o’er the world’s diameter,
2628.2
As level as the cannon to his blank,
2628.3
Transports his poisoned shot, may miss our name
2628.4
And hit the woundless air. Oh, come away,
2629
My soul is full of discord and dismay.

2629Exeunt.

2629.1[4.2]

2630Enter Hamlet.

hamlet
2631Safely stowed. [Calling withinF “Hamlet, Lord Hamlet!”F] 2633But soft. What noise? Who calls on Hamlet? 2634Oh, here they come.

2634Enter Rosencrantz[, Guildenstern] and others.

rosencrantz
2635
What have you done, my lord, with the dead body?

hamlet
2636
Compound it with dust whereto ’tis kin.

rosencrantz
2637
Tell us where ’tis that we may take it thence
2638
And bear it to the chapel.

hamlet
2639
Do not believe it.

rosencrantz
2640
Believe what?

hamlet
2641That I can keep your counsel and not mine 2642own. Besides, to be demanded of a sponge, what replication 2643should be made by the son of a king?

rosencrantz
2644Take you me for a sponge, my lord?

hamlet
2645Ay, sir, that soaks up the King’s countenance, his 2646rewards, his authorities. But such officers do the King 2647best service in the end: he keeps them like an ape an apple in 2648the corner of his jaw, first mouthed to be last swallowed. 2649When he needs what you have gleaned, it is but squeezing 2650you and, sponge, you shall be dry again.

rosencrantz
2651I understand you not, my lord.

hamlet
2652I am glad of it, a knavish speech sleeps in a 2653foolish ear.

rosencrantz
2654My lord, you must tell us where the body is and 2655go with us to the King.

hamlet
2656The body is with the King, but the King is not 2657with the body. The King is a thing —

guildenstern
2658A thing, my lord?

hamlet
2659Of nothing. Bring me to him. FHide fox and all 2660after.F

2660Exeunt.

2660.1[4.3]

2661Enter King, and two or three.

king
2662
I have sent to seek him and to find the body.
2663
How dangerous is it that this man goes loose!
2664
Yet must not we put the strong law on him:
2665
He’s loved of the distracted multitude,
2666
Who like not in their judgement but their eyes,
2667
And where ’tis so, th’offender’s scourge is weighed
2668
But never the offence. To bear all smooth and even,
2669
This sudden sending him away must seem
2670
Deliberate pause. Diseases desperate grown
2671
By desperate appliance are relieved,
2672
Or not at all.
2672Enter Rosencrantz, [Guildenstern] and all the rest.
2673
How now, what hath befall’n?

rosencrantz
2674
Where the dead body is bestowed, my lord,
2675
We cannot get from him.

king
2676
But where is he?

rosencrantz
2677-8
Without, my lord, guarded, to know your pleasure.

king
2679
Bring him before us.

rosencrantz
2680
HoF, GuildensternF! Bring in the lord.

2681They [Hamlet and Guards] enter.

king
2682Now, Hamlet, where’s Polonius?

hamlet
2683At supper.

king
2684At supper, where?

hamlet
2685Not where he eats but where ’a is eaten. A certain 2686convocation of politic worms are e’en at him. Your worm 2687is your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else 2688to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king 2689and your lean beggar is but variable service: two dishes 2690but to one table — that’s the end.

king
2690.1Alas, alas.

hamlet
2690.2A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and 2690.3eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

king
2691What dost thou mean by this?

hamlet
2692Nothing but to show you how a king may go 2693a progress through the guts of a beggar.

king
2694Where is Polonius?

hamlet
2695In heaven. Send thither to see. If your messenger 2696find him not there, seek him i’th’other place yourself. 2697But if indeed you find him not within this month, you 2698shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.

king
2699Go seek him there.

hamlet
2700’A will stay till you come.

2700[Exeunt Guards.]

king
2701
Hamlet, this deedF of thineF, for thine especial safety
2702
(Which we do tender as we dearly grieve
2703
For that which thou hast done) must send thee hence.
2704
FWith fiery quickness.F Therefore prepare thyself.
2705
The bark is ready and the wind at help,
2706
Th’associates tend, and every thing is bent
2707
For England.

hamlet
2708
For England?

king
2709
Ay, Hamlet.

hamlet
2710
Good.

king
2711
So is it if thou knew’st our purposes.

hamlet
2712-3
I see a cherub that sees them. But come, for England.
2713
Farewell, dear mother.

king
2714
Thy loving father, Hamlet.

hamlet
2715-6
My mother: father and mother is man and wife;
2716
Man and wife is one flesh; FandF so, my mother.
2716-7
Come, for England.

2717Exit.

king
2718
Follow him at foot,
2719
Tempt him with speed aboard,
2720
Delay it not, I’ll have him hence tonight.
2721
Away, for everything is sealed and done
2722
That else leans on th’affair. Pray you make haste.
2722[Exeunt all but the King.]
2723
And England, if my love thou hold’st at aught
2724
As my great power thereof may give thee sense,
2725
Since yet thy cicatrice looks raw and red
2726
After the Danish sword, and thy free awe
2727
Pays homage to us, thou mayst not coldly set
2728
Our sovereign process, which imports at full
2729
By letters congruing to that effect
2730
The present death of Hamlet. Do it, England,
2731
For like the hectic in my blood he rages,
2732
And thou must cure me. Till I know ’tis done,
2733
Howe’er my haps, my joys were ne’re begun.

2733Exit.

2733.1[4.4]

2734Enter Fortinbras with his army [including a Captain] over the stage.

fortinbras
2735
Go, Captain, from me greet the Danish King.
2736
Tell him that by his licence Fortinbras
2737
Craves the conveyance of a promised march
2738
Over his kingdom. You know the rendezvous.
2739
If that his majesty would aught with us,
2740
We shall express our duty in his eye,
2741
And let him know so.

captain
2742
I will do’t, my lord.

fortinbras
2743
Go softly on.

2743[Exeunt all but the Captain].
2743.1Enter Hamlet, Rosencrantz, [Guildenstern,] etc.

hamlet
2743.2
Good sir, whose powers are these?

captain
2743.3
They are of Norway, sir.

hamlet
2743.4
How purposed, sir, I pray you?

captain
2743.5
Against some part of Poland.

hamlet
2743.6
Who commands them, sir?

captain
2743.7
The nephew to old Norway, Fortinbras.

hamlet
2743.8
Goes it against the main of Poland, sir,
2743.9
Or for some frontier?

captain
2743.10
Truly to speak, and with no addition,
2743.11
We go to gain a little patch of ground
2743.12
That hath in it no profit but the name.
2743.13
To pay five ducats, five, I would not farm it;
2743.14
Nor will it yield to Norway or the Pole
2743.15
A ranker rate, should it be sold in fee.

hamlet
2743.16
Why, then the Polack never will defend it.

captain
2743.17
Yes, it is already garrisoned.

hamlet
2743.18
Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats
2743.19
Will not debate the question of this straw.
2743.20
This is th’impostume of much wealth and peace
2743.21
That inward breaks and shows no cause without
2743.22
Why the man dies. I humbly thank you, sir.

captain
2743.23
God b'wi' you, sir.

2743.23[Exit.]

Rosencrantz
2743.24
Will’t please you go, my lord?

hamlet
2743.25
I’ll be with you straight. Go a little before.
2743.25[Exeunt all but Hamlet.]
2743.26
How all occasions do inform against me
2743.27
And spur my dull revenge. What is a man
2743.28
If his chief good and market of his time
2743.29
Be but to sleep and feed? A beast, no more.
2743.30
Sure he that made us with such large discourse
2743.31
Looking before and after, gave us not
2743.32
That capability and god-like reason
2743.33
To fust in us unused. Now whether it be
2743.34
Bestial oblivion, or some craven scruple
2743.35
Of thinking too precisely on th’event
2743.36
(A thought which quartered hath but one part wisdom
2743.37
And ever three parts coward) I do not know
2743.38
Why yet I live to say this thing’s to do,
2743.39
Sith I have cause, and will, and strength, and means
2743.40
To do’t. Examples gross as earth exhort me:
2743.41
Witness this army of such mass and charge,
2743.42
Led by a delicate and tender prince
2743.43
Whose spirit with divine ambition puffed
2743.44
Makes mouths at the invisible event,
2743.45
Exposing what is mortal and unsure
2743.46
To all that fortune, death and danger dare,
2743.47
Even for an eggshell. Rightly to be great
2743.48
Is not to stir without great argument
2743.49
But greatly to find quarrel in a straw
2743.50
When honour’s at the stake. How stand I then
2743.51
That have a father killed, a mother stained,
2743.52
Excitements of my reason and my blood,
2743.53
And let all sleep, while to my shame I see
2743.54
The imminent death of twenty thousand men
2743.55
That for a fantasy and trick of fame
2743.56
Go to their graves like beds, fight for a plot
2743.57
Whereon the numbers cannot try the cause,
2743.58
Which is not tomb enough and continent
2743.59
To hide the slain. Oh, from this time forth
2743.60
My thoughts be bloody, or be nothing worth.

2743.60Exit.

2743.61[4.5]

2744Enter Horatio, [Queen] Gertrude, and a Gentleman.

queen
2745
I will not speak with her.

gentleman
2746
She is importunate,
2747
Indeed distract. Her mood will needs be pitied.

queen
2748
What would she have?

gentleman
2749
She speaks much of her father, says she hears
2750
There’s tricks i’th’world, and hems, and beats her heart,
2751
Spurns enviously at straws, speaks things in doubt
2752
That carry but half sense. Her speech is nothing,
2753
Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
2754
The hearers to collection; they yawn at it
2755
And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts,
2756
Which, as her winks and nods and gestures yield them,
2757
Indeed would make one think there might be thought,
2758
Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.

horatio
2759
’Twere good she were spoken with, for she may strew
2760
Dangerous conjectures in ill-breeding minds.
2761
Let her come in.

2761[Exit Gentleman.]

queen
2762
[Aside]
To my sick soul, as sin’s true nature is,
2763
Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss.
2764
So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
2765
It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.

2766Enter Ophelia [distracted].

ophelia
2767
Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?

queen
2768
How now, Ophelia?

ophelia
2769
She sings.
How should I your true love know
2769
From another one,
2770
By his cockle hat and staff,
2770
And his sandal shoon.

queen
2771
Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song?

ophelia
2772Say you? Nay, pray you, mark.
2772Song.
ErrorMetrica
2773
He is dead and gone, lady,
2773
He is dead and gone.
2774
At his head a grass-green turf,
2774.1Oh, ho!
ErrorMetrica
2774
At his heels a stone.

queen
2776
Nay, but Ophelia —

ophelia
2777Pray you, mark.
2777[She sings.]
ErrorMetrica
2778
White his shroud as the mountain snow —

2775Enter King.

queen
2779
Alas, look here, my lord.

ophelia
2780
Song.
Larded all with sweet flowers
2781
Which bewept to the ground did not go
2782
With true-love showers.

king
2783
How do you, pretty lady?

ophelia
2784Well, good dild you. They say the owl was 2785a baker’s daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but 2786know not what we may be. God be at your table.

king
2787
Conceit upon her father.

ophelia
2788PrayF youF, let’s have no words of this, but when 2789they ask you what it means, say you this:
2789Song.
ErrorMetrica
2790
Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s Day,
2790
All in the morning betime,
2791
And I a maid at your window
2791
To be your Valentine.
2792
Then up he rose, and donned his clo’es,
2792
And dupped the chamber door,
2793
Let in the maid that out a maid
2793
Never departed more.

king
2794
Pretty Ophelia.

ophelia
2795Indeed, Fla!,F without an oath I’ll make an end on’t.
2795[Song.]
ErrorMetrica
2796
By Gis and by Saint Charity,
2797
Alack and fie for shame,
2798
Young men will do’t if they come to’t,
2799
By Cock they are to blame.
2800
Quoth she, “Before you tumbled me
2801
You promised me to wed.”
2802He answers:
ErrorMetrica
2802
“So would I ha’ done by yonder sun
2803
An thou hadst not come to my bed.”

king
2804
How long hath she been thus?

ophelia
2805I hope all will be well. We must be patient. 2806But I cannot choose but weep to think they would 2807lay him i’th’cold ground. My brother shall know of it. 2808And so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my 2809coach. Good night, ladies, good night. Sweet ladies, 2810good night, good night.

2810[Exit.]

king
2811-2
Follow her close. Give her good watch, I pray you.
2812[Exit Horatio.]
2813
Oh, this is the poison of deep grief. It springs
2814
All from her father’s death, and now behold.
2814
O Gertrude, Gertrude,
2815
When sorrows come, they come not single spies
2816
But in battalions: first, her father slain;
2817
Next, your son gone, and he most violent author
2818
Of his own just remove; the people muddied,
2819
Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers
2820
For good Polonius’ death, and we have done but greenly
2821
In hugger-mugger to inter him; poor Ophelia
2822
Divided from herself and her fair judgement,
2823
Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts;
2824
Last, and as much containing as all these,
2825
Her brother is in secret come from France,
2826
Feeds on this wonder, keeps himself in clouds
2827
And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
2828
With pestilent speeches of his father’s death,
2829
Wherein necessity, of matter beggared,
2830
Will nothing stick our person to arraign
2831
In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this
2832
Like to a murd’ring-piece in many places
2833
Gives me superfluous death.

2833A noise within.
2834Enter a Messenger.

Fqueen
2835
Alack, what noise is this?F

king
2836-7
Attend! Where is my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
2837
What is the matter?

messenger
2838
Save yourself, my lord.
2839
The ocean overpeering of his list
2840
Eats not the flats with more impiteous haste
2841
Than young Laertes in a riotous head
2842
O’erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord,
2843
And, as the world were now but to begin,
2844
Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
2845
The ratifiers and props of every word,
2846
They cry “Choose we! Laertes shall be king!”
2847
Caps, hands, and tongues applaud it to the clouds:
2848
“Laertes shall be king! Laertes king!”

queen
2849
How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
2849[Exit Messenger.]
2851A noise within.
2850
Oh, this is counter, you false Danish dogs!

2851Enter Laertes with others[, his Followers, at the door].

king
2852
The doors are broke.

laertes
2853
Where is this King? — Sirs, stand you all without.

followers
2854
No, let’s come in.

laertes
2855
I pray you give me leave.

followers
2856
We will, we will.

laertes
2857
I thank you. Keep the door. —
2857[Exeunt his Followers.]
2858
O thou vile King,
2858
Give me my father.

queen
2859
Calmly, good Laertes.

laertes
2860-1
That drop of blood that’s calm proclaims me bastard,
2862
Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot
2863
Even here between the chaste unsmirchèd brow
2864
Of my true mother.

king
2865
What is the cause, Laertes,
2866
That thy rebellion looks so giant-like? —
2867
Let him go, Gertrude, do not fear our person:
2868
There’s such divinity doth hedge a king
2869
That treason can but peep to what it would,
2870
Acts little of his will. — Tell me, Laertes,
2871
Why thou art thus incensed. — Let him go, Gertrude. —
2872
Speak, man.

laertes
2873
Where is my father?

king
2874
Dead.

queen
2875
But not by him.

king
2876
Let him demand his fill.

laertes
2877
How came he dead? I’ll not be juggled with.
2878
To hell allegiance, vows to the blackest devil,
2879
Conscience and grace to the profoundest pit!
2880
I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
2881
That both the worlds I give to negligence.
2882
Let come what comes, only I’ll be revenged
2883
Most throughly for my father.

king
2884
Who shall stay you?

laertes
2885
My will, not all the world’s;
2886
And for my means I’ll husband them so well
2887
They shall go far with little.

king
2888
Good Laertes,
2889
If you desire to know the certainty
2890
Of your dear fatherF’s deathF, is’t writ in your revenge
2891
That swoopstake you will draw both friend and foe,
2892
Winner and loser?

laertes
2893
None but his enemies —

king
2894
Will you know them then?

laertes
2895
To his good friends thus wide I’ll ope my arms
2896
And, like the kind life-rend’ring pelican,
2897
Repast them with my blood.

king
2898
Why, now you speak
2899
Like a good child and a true gentleman.
2900
That I am guiltless of your father’s death,
2901
And am most sensibly in grief for it,
2902
It shall as level to your judgement ’pear
2903
As day does to your eye.

2904A noise within.

voices
2904
Within
Let her come in!

laertes
2906
How now, what noise is that?
2905Enter Ophelia.
2907
O heat, dry up my brains. Tears seven times salt
2908
Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye.
2909
By heaven, thy madness shall be paid with weight
2910
Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May,
2911
Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!
2912
O heavens, is’t possible a young maid’s wits
2913
Should be as mortal as a poor man’s life?
2914
FNature is fine in love, and where ’tis fine
2915
It sends some precious instance of itself
2916
After the thing it loves.F

ophelia
2917
Song.
They bore him bare-faced on the bier,
2918
FHey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny,F
2919
And in his grave rained many a tear.
2920Fare you well, my dove.

laertes
2921
Hadst thou thy wits and didst persuade revenge,
2922
It could not move thus.

ophelia
2923You must sing “a-down a-down”, an you call 2924him “a-down-a.” Oh, how the wheel becomes it! It is 2925the false steward that stole his master’s daughter.

laertes
2926
This nothing’s more than matter.

ophelia
2927There’s rosemary, that’s for remembrance. 2928Pray you, love, remember. And there is pansies, that’s for 2929thoughts.

laertes
2930A document in madness, thoughts and remembrance 2931fitted.

ophelia
2932There’s fennel for you, and columbines. There’s 2933rue for you, and here’s some for me. We may call it 2934herb of grace o’Sundays. FOh! FYou may wear your rue 2935with a difference. There’s a daisy. I would give you 2936some violets, but they withered all when my father died. 2937They say ’a made a good end.
2937[Sings.]
ErrorMetrica
2938
For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.

laertes
2939
Thought and afflictions, passion, hell itself
2940
She turns to favour and to prettiness.

ophelia
2941
Song.
And will ’a not come again?
2942
And will ’a not come again?
2943
No, no, he is dead —
2943
Go to thy death-bed —
2944
He never will come again.
2945
His beard was as white as snow,
2946
FAllF Flaxen was his poll.
2947
He is gone, he is gone,
2947
And we cast away moan.
2948
God ’a’ mercy on his soul.
2949And of all Christians’ souls. FI pray God.F 2950God b’wi’you.

2950[Exit.]

laertes
2951
Do you see this, O God?

king
2952
Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
2953
Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
2954
Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will,
2955
And they shall hear and judge ’twixt you and me.
2956
If by direct, or by collateral hand,
2957
They find us touched, we will our kingdom give,
2958
Our crown, our life, and all that we call ours,
2959
To you in satisfaction; but, if not,
2960
Be you content to lend your patience to us,
2961
And we shall jointly labour with your soul
2962
To give it due content.

laertes
2963
Let this be so.
2964
His means of death, his obscure funeral
2965
(No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o’er his bones,
2966
No noble rite, nor formal ostentation)
2967
Cry to be heard as ’twere from heaven to earth
2968
That I must call’t in question.

king
2969
So you shall,
2970
And, where th’offence is, let the great axe fall.
2971
I pray you go with me.

2971Exeunt.

2971.1[4.6]

2972Enter Horatio and others [including a Gentleman].

horatio
2973What are they that would speak with me?

gentleman
2974Sea-faring men, sir. They say they have letters for you.

horatio
2975Let them come in. [Gentleman goes to the door.] 2976I do not know from what part of the world 2977I should be greeted, if not from Lord Hamlet.

2978Enter Sailors.

sailor
2979God bless you, sir.

horatio
2980Let Him bless thee too.

sailor
2981’A shall, sir, an please Him. There’s a letter 2982for you, sir, (it came from th’ambassador that was 2983bound for England) if your name be Horatio, as I am let 2984to know it is.

horatio
2985-6 [Reads the letter.] “Horatio, when thou shalt have overlooked this, give these 2987fellows some means to the King: they have letters 2988for him. Ere we were two days old at sea, a pirate of very 2989warlike appointment gave us chase. Finding ourselves too 2990slow of sail, we put on a compelled valour, and in the grapple I 2991boarded them. On the instant they got clear of our ship, so 2992I alone became their prisoner. They have dealt with me like 2993thieves of mercy, but they knew what they did: I am to do 2994a FgoodF turn for them. Let the King have the letters I have 2995sent, and repair thou to me with as much speed as thou wouldest 2996fly death. I have words to speak in thine ear will make thee 2997dumb; yet are they much too light for the bore of the matter. 2998These good fellows will bring thee where I am. Rosencrantz 2999and Guildenstern hold their course for England. Of them 3000I have much to tell thee. Farewell. 3001He that thou knowest thine, 3002Hamlet.”
ErrorMetrica
3003
Come, I will give you way for these your letters.
3004
And do’t the speedier that you may direct me
3005
To him from whom you brought them.

3005Exeunt.

3005.1[4.7]

3006Enter King and Laertes.

king
3007
Now must your conscience my acquittance seal,
3008
And you must put me in your heart for friend,
3009
Sith you have heard, and with a knowing ear,
3010
That he which hath your noble father slain
3011
Pursued my life.

laertes
3012
It well appears. But tell me
3013
Why you proceeded not against these feats
3014
So criminal and so capital in nature,
3015
As by your safety, greatness, wisdom, all things else,
3016
You mainly were stirred up.

king
3017
Oh, for two special reasons
3018
Which may to you perhaps seem much unsinewed,
3019
But yet to me they’re strong. The Queen his mother
3020
Lives almost by his looks, and for myself,
3021
My virtue or my plague, be it either which,
3022
She is so conjunct to my life and soul
3023
That as the star moves not but in his sphere
3024
I could not but by her. The other motive
3025
Why to a public count I might not go
3026
Is the great love the general gender bear him,
3027
Who, dipping all his faults in their affection,
3028
Would, like the spring that turneth wood to stone,
3029
Convert his gyves to graces, so that my arrows,
3030
Too slightly timbered for so loud a wind,
3031
Would have reverted to my bow again,
3032
But not where I have aimed them.

laertes
3033
And so have I a noble father lost,
3034
A sister driven into desp’rate terms,
3035
Whose worth, if praises may go back again,
3036
Stood challenger, on mount, of all the age
3037
For her perfections. But my revenge will come.

king
3038-9
Break not your sleeps for that. You must not think
3040
That we are made of stuff so flat and dull
3041
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
3042
And think it pastime. You shortly shall hear more.
3043
I loved your father, and we love ourself,
3044
And that, I hope, will teach you to imagine —
3045Enter a Messenger with letters.
3046
FHow now? What news?F

messenger
3047
FLetters, my lord, from Hamlet.F
3048
These to your majesty, this to the Queen.

king
3049
From Hamlet? Who brought them?

messenger
3050
Sailors, my lord, they say. I saw them not.
3051
They were given me by Claudio. He received them
3051.1
Of him that brought them.

king
3052
Laertes, you shall hear them. —
3053
Leave us.
3053[Exit Messenger.]
3053[The King reads.]
3054“High and mighty, you shall know I am set naked on your 3055kingdom. Tomorrow shall I beg leave to see your kingly 3056eyes, when I shall, first asking your pardon thereunto, recount 3057the occasion of my sudden Fand more strangeF return. 3058FHamlet.F
ErrorMetrica
3059
What should this mean? Are all the rest come back?
3060
Or is it some abuse, and no such thing?

laertes
3061
Know you the hand?

king
3062
’Tis Hamlet’s character. “Naked,”
3062-3
And in a postscript here he says “alone.”
3063
Can you devise me?

laertes
3064
I am lost in it, my lord. But let him come:
3065
It warms the very sickness in my heart
3066
That I shall live and tell him to his teeth
3067
“Thus diest thou.”

king
3068
If it be so, Laertes —
3068
As how should it be so, how otherwise? —
3069
Will you be ruled by me?

laertes
3070
Ay, my lord,
3070
So you will not o’errule me to a peace.

king
3071
To thine own peace. If he be now returned
3072
As checking at his voyage, and that he means
3073
No more to undertake it, I will work him
3074
To an exploit, now ripe in my device,
3075
Under the which he shall not choose but fall;
3076
And for his death no wind of blame shall breathe,
3077
But even his mother shall uncharge the practice
3078
And call it accident.

laertes
3078.01
My Lord, I will be ruled,
3078.02
The rather if you could devise it so
3078.03
That I might be the organ.

king
3078.04
It falls right.
3078.05
You have been talked of since your travel much,
3078.06
And that in Hamlet’s hearing, for a quality
3078.07
Wherein they say you shine. Your sum of parts
3078.08
Did not together pluck such envy from him
3078.09
As did that one, and that in my regard
3078.10
Of the unworthiest siege.

laertes
3078.11
What part is that, my lord?

king
3078.12
A very ribbon in the cap of youth,
3078.13
Yet needful too, for youth no less becomes
3078.14
The light and careless livery that it wears
3078.15
Than settled age his sables and his weeds
3078.16
Importing health and graveness. Two months since
3079
Here was a gentleman of Normandy.
3080
I have seen myself and served against the French,
3081
And they can well on horseback, but this gallant
3082
Had witchcraft in’t: he grew unto his seat
3083
And to such wondrous doing brought his horse
3084
As had he been incorpsed and demi-natured
3085
With the brave beast. So far he topped my thought
3086
That I in forgery of shapes and tricks
3087
Come short of what he did.

laertes
3088
A Norman was’t?

king
3089
A Norman.

laertes
3090
Upon my life, Lamord.

king
3091
The very same.

laertes
3092
I know him well, he is the brooch indeed
3093
And gem of all the nation.

king
3094
He made confession of you
3095
And gave you such a masterly report
3096
For art and exercise in your defence,
3097
And for your rapier most especial,
3098
That he cried out ’twould be a sight indeed
3099
If one could match you. The ’scrimers of their nation
3099.1
He swore had neither motion, guard, nor eye,
3099.2
If you opposed them. Sir, this report of his
3100
Did Hamlet so envenom with his envy
3101
That he could nothing do but wish and beg
3102
Your sudden coming o’er to play with you.
3103
Now out of this —

laertes
3104
What out of this, my lord?

king
3105
Laertes, was your father dear to you?
3106
Or are you like the painting of a sorrow,
3107
A face without a heart?

laertes
3108
Why ask you this?

king
3109
Not that I think you did not love your father,
3110
But that I know love is begun by time,
3111
And that I see in passages of proof
3112
Time qualifies the spark and fire of it.
3112.01
There lives within the very flame of love
3112.02
A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it,
3112.03
And nothing is at a like goodness still,
3112.04
For goodness growing to a pleurisy
3112.05
Dies in his own too much. That we would do
3112.06
We should do when we would, for this “would” changes
3112.07
And hath abatements and delays as many
3112.08
As there are tongues, are hands, are accidents,
3112.09
And then this “should” is like a spendthrift’s sigh
3112.10
That hurts by easing. But to the quick of th’ulcer:
3113
Hamlet comes back; what would you undertake
3114
To show yourself in deed your father’s son
3115
More than in words?

laertes
3116
To cut his throat i’th’church.

king
3117
No place indeed should murder sanctuarize;
3118
Revenge should have no bounds. But, good Laertes,
3119
Will you do this, keep close within your chamber;
3120
Hamlet, returned, shall know you are come home;
3121
We’ll put on those shall praise your excellence
3122
And set a double varnish on the fame
3123
The Frenchman gave you, bring you in fine together
3124
And wager o’er your heads. He, being remiss,
3125
Most generous and free from all contriving,
3126
Will not peruse the foils, so that with ease,
3127
Or with a little shuffling, you may choose
3128
A sword unbated, and, in a pass of practice,
3129
Requite him for your father.

laertes
3130
I will do’t.
3131
And for that purpose, I’ll anoint my sword.
3132
I bought an unction of a mountebank
3133
So mortal that, but dip a knife in it,
3134
Where it draws blood, no cataplasm so rare,
3135
Collected from all simples that have virtue
3136
Under the moon, can save the thing from death
3137
That is but scratched withal. I’ll touch my point
3138
With this contagion, that if I gall him slightly
3139
It may be death.

king
3140
Let’s further think of this,
3141
Weigh what convenience both of time and means
3142
May fit us to our shape. If this should fail
3143
And that our drift look through our bad performance,
3144
’Twere better not essayed. Therefore this project
3145
Should have a back or second that might hold
3146
If this did blast in proof. Soft, let me see —
3147
We’ll make a solemn wager on your cunnings —
3148
I ha’t! When in your motion you are hot and dry
3149
(As make your bouts more violent to that end)
3150
And that he calls for drink, I’ll have preferred him
3151
A chalice for the nonce, whereon but sipping,
3152
If he by chance escape your venomed stuck,
3153
Our purpose may hold there. But stay, what noise?
3154Enter Queen.
3153c
FHow now, sweet Queen?F

queen
3155
One woe doth tread upon another’s heel,
3156
So fast they follow. Your sister’s drowned, Laertes.

laertes
3157
Drowned! Oh, where?

queen
3158
There is a willow grows askant the brook
3159
That shows his hoary leaves in the glassy stream.
3160
Therewith fantastic garlands did she make
3161
Of crowflowers, nettles, daisies and long purples
3162
That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,
3163
But our cold maids do dead men’s fingers call them.
3164
There on the pendant boughs her crownet weeds
3165
Clamb’ring to hang, an envious sliver broke,
3166
When down her weedy trophies and herself
3167
Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide
3168
And mermaid-like awhile they bore her up,
3169
Which time she chanted snatches of old lauds
3170
As one incapable of her own distress,
3171
Or like a creature native and endued
3172
Unto that element. But long it could not be
3173
Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,
3174
Pulled the poor wretch from her melodious lay
3175
To muddy death.

laertes
3176
Alas, then is she drowned.

queen
3177
Drowned, drowned.

laertes
3178
Too much of water hast thou, poor Ophelia,
3179
And therefore I forbid my tears; but yet
3180
It is our trick, nature her custom holds.
3181
Let shame say what it will;
[Weeps.]
when these are gone,
3182
The woman will be out. — Adieu, my lord,
3183
I have a speech o’ fire that fain would blaze
3184
But that this folly drowns it.

3184Exit.

king
3185
Let’s follow, Gertrude.
3186
How much I had to do to calm his rage.
3187
Now fear I this will give it start again,
3188
Therefore let’s follow.

3188Exeunt.

3188.1[5.1]

3189Enter two Clowns.

1 clown
3190Is she to be buried in Christian burial, when she 3191wilfully seeks her own salvation?

2 clown
3192I tell thee she is, FandF therefore make her grave 3193straight. The crowner hath sat on her and finds it Christian 3194burial.

1 clown
3195How can that be unless she drowned herself in 3196her own defence?

2 clown
3197Why, ’tis found so.

1 clown
3198It must be se offendendo, it cannot be else. For 3199here lies the point: if I drown myself wittingly, it argues 3200an act, and an act hath three branches — it is to 3201act, to do, to perform; argal, she drowned herself 3202wittingly.

2 clown
3203Nay, but hear you, goodman delver —

1 clown
3204Give me leave. Here lies the water — good. 3205Here stands the man — good. If the man go to this water 3206and drown himself, it is (will he nill he) he goes. 3207Mark you that. But if the water come to him and drown 3208him, he drowns not himself. Argal, he that is not 3209guilty of his own death, shortens not his own life.

2 clown
3210But is this law?

1 clown
3211Ay, marry is’t, crowner’s ’quest law.

2 clown
3212Will you ha’ the truth an’t? If this had not 3213been a gentlewoman, she should have been buried 3214out o’Christian burial.

1 clown
3215Why, there thou say’st, and the more pity that 3216great folk should have count’nance in this world to 3217drown or hang themselves more than their even-Christen. 3218Come, my spade. There is no ancient gentlemen 3219but gard’ners, ditchers and grave-makers; they hold up 3220Adam’s profession.

2 clown
3221Was he a gentleman?

1 clown
3222’A was the first that ever bore arms.

F2 clown
3223Why, he had none.

1 clown
3224What, art a heathen? How dost thou understand the Scripture? The Scripture says Adam digged. Could he dig without arms?F I’ll put another question to thee. If thou answerest me not to the purpose, confess thyself —

2 clown
3229Go to.

1 clown
3230What is he that builds stronger than either the 3231mason, the shipwright, or the carpenter?

2 clown
3232The gallows-maker, for that FframeF 3233outlives a thousand tenants.

1 clown
3234I like thy wit well, in good faith, the gallows 3235does well. But how does it well? It does well to those 3236that do ill. Now, thou dost ill to say the gallows is 3237built stronger than the church; argal, the gallows 3238may do well to thee. To’t again, come.

2 clown
3239Who builds stronger than a mason, a shipwright, 3240or a carpenter?

1 clown
3241Ay, tell me that and unyoke.

2 clown
3242Marry, now I can tell.

1 clown
3243To’t.

2 clown
3244Mass, I cannot tell.

1 clown
3246Cudgel thy brains no more about it, for your 3247dull ass will not mend his pace with beating, and when 3248you are asked this question next, say “a grave-maker:” the 3249houses FthatF he makes lasts till doomsday. Go get thee 3250in, and fetch me a sup of liquor.
3250[Exit 2 Clown.]
3251Song.
ErrorMetrica
3252
In youth when I did love, did love,
3253
Methought it was very sweet
3254
To contract —oh— the time for —a— my behove,
3255
Oh, methought there —a— was nothing —a— meet.

3245Enter Hamlet and Horatio.

hamlet
3256Has this fellow no feeling of his business?F
X
- Q2 business?
- F1 business that (orig. businesse, that)
3257’AF
X
- Q2 ’A (orig. a)
- F1 he
inF
X
- Q2 in
- F1 at
sings in grave-making.

horatio
3258Custom hath made it in him a property of easiness.

hamlet
3260’Tis e’en so. The hand of little employment hath 3261the daintier sense.

3262Song.

1 clown
3263
But age with his stealing steps
3264
Hath clawed me in his clutch
3265
And hath shipped me into the land,
3266
As if I had never been such.

3266[Throws up a skull.]

hamlet
3267That skull had a tongue in it and could sing 3268once. How the knave jowls it to the ground, as if ’twere 3269Cain’s jawbone, that did the first murder. This 3270might be the pate of a politician, which this ass now o’erreaches, 3271one that would circumvent God, might it not?

horatio
3272It might, my lord.

hamlet
3273Or of a courtier, which could say “Good morrow, 3274sweet lord, how dost thou, sweet lord?” This 3275might be my Lord Such-a-one, that praised my Lord Such-a-One’s 3276horse when ’a went to beg it, might it not?

horatio
3277Ay, my lord.

hamlet
3278Why, e’en so. And now my Lady Worm’s: 3279chapless and knocked about the mazard with a sexton’s 3280spade. Here’s fine revolution, an we had the trick to 3281see’t. Did these bones cost no more the breeding but 3282to play at loggets with them? Mine ache to think 3283on’t.

3284Song.

1 clown
3285
A pickaxe and a spade, a spade,
3286
For and a shrouding-sheet,
3287
Oh, a pit of clay for to be made
3288
For such a guest is meet.

3288[Throws up another skull.]

hamlet
3289There’s another. Why, may not that be the 3290skull of a lawyer? Where be his quiddities now, his 3291quillets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks? Why 3292does he suffer this mad knave now to knock him about 3293the sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of 3294his action of battery? Hum! This fellow might be in’s 3295time a great buyer of land, with his statutes, his recognizances, 3296his fines, his double vouchers, his recoveries— 3297Is this the fine of his fines, and the recovery of his recoveries, 3298to have his fine pate full of fine dirt? Will FhisF 3299vouchers vouch him no more of his purchases and doubles 3300FtooF than the length and breadth of a pair of 3301indentures? The very conveyances of his lands will 3302scarcely lie in this box, and must th’inheritor himself 3303have no more, ha?

horatio
3304Not a jot more, my lord.

hamlet
3305Is not parchment made of sheepskins?

horatio
3306Ay, my lord, and of calves’ skins too.

hamlet
3307They are sheep and calves which seek out assurance 3308in that. I will speak to this fellow. — Whose grave’s 3309this, sirrah?

1 clown
3310Mine, sir.
3310[Sings.]
ErrorMetrica
3311
Oh, a pit of clay for to be made —
3312
FFor such a guest is meet.F

hamlet
3313I think it be thine indeed, for thou liest in’t.

1 clown
3314You lie out on’t, sir, and therefore ’tis not yours; 3315for my part I do not lie in’t, FOh!and yet it is mine.

hamlet
3316Thou dost lie in’t to be in’t and say it is thine. 3317’Tis for the dead, not for the quick; therefore thou 3318liest.

1 clown
3319’Tis a quick lie, sir, ’twill away again from me 3320to you.

hamlet
3321What man dost thou dig it for?

1 clown
3322For no man, sir.

hamlet
3323What woman then?

1 clown
3324For none neither.

hamlet
3325Who is to be buried in’t?

1 clown
3326One that was a woman, sir, but, rest her soul, 3327she’s dead.

hamlet
3328How absolute the knave is! We must speak 3329by the card, or equivocation will undo us. By the 3330Lord, Horatio, this three years I have took note of it, 3331the age is grown so picked that the toe of the peasant 3332comes so near the heel of the courtier he galls his 3333kibe. — How long hast thou been FaF grave-maker?

1 clown
3334Of FallF the days i’th’year, I came to’t that day 3335that our last King Hamlet overcame Fortinbras.

hamlet
3336How long is that since?

1 clown
3337Cannot you tell that? Every fool can tell that: 3338it was that very day that young Hamlet was born, he 3339that is mad and sent into England.

hamlet
3340Ay, marry. Why was he sent into England?

1 clown
3341Why, because ’a was mad: ’a shall recover his 3342wits there, or if ’a do not, ’tis no great matter there.

hamlet
3343Why?

1 clown
3344’Twill not be seen in him there, there the men are as 3345mad as he.

hamlet
3346How came he mad?

1 clown
3347Very strangely, they say.

hamlet
3348How strangely?

1 clown
3349Faith, e’en with losing his wits.

hamlet
3350Upon what ground?

1 clown
3351Why, here in Denmark. I have been sexton 3352here, man and boy, thirty years.

hamlet
3353How long will a man lie i’th’earth ere he rot?

1 clown
3354Faith, if ’a be not rotten before ’a die (as we have 3355many pocky corpses FnowadaysF that will scarce hold 3356the laying in), ’a will last you some eight year, or nine 3357year. A tanner will last you nine year.

hamlet
3358Why he more than another?

1 clown
3359Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade that 3360’a will keep out water a great while; and your water 3361is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body. Here’s a skull 3362now hath lien you i’th’earth three and twenty years.

hamlet
3363Whose was it?

1 clown
3364A whoreson mad fellow’s it was. 3365Whose do you think it was?

hamlet
3366Nay, I know not.

1 clown
3367A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! ’A poured a 3368flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, 3369sir, Fthis same skull, sir,F was, sir, Yorick’s skull, the King’s jester.

hamlet
3370This?

1 clown
3371E’en that.

hamlet
3372FLet me see.F Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. 3373A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He 3374hath bore me on his back a thousand times, and now how 3375abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here 3376hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. 3377Where be your jibes now? Your gambols, your 3378songs, your flashes of merriment, that were wont to 3379set the table on a roar? Not one now to mock your own 3380grinning? Quite chap-fall’n? Now get you to my lady’s 3381table and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this 3382favour she must come. Make her laugh at that. Prithee, 3383Horatio, tell me one thing.

horatio
3384What’s that, my lord?

hamlet
3385Dost thou think Alexander looked o’this fashion 3386i’th’earth?

horatio
3387E’en so.

hamlet
3388And smelt so? Pah!

horatio
3389E’en so, my lord.

hamlet
3390To what base uses we may return, Horatio? 3391Why, may not imagination trace the noble dust of 3392Alexander till ’a find it stopping a bung-hole?

horatio
3393’Twere to consider too curiously to consider so.

hamlet
3394No, faith, not a jot, but to follow him thither 3395with modesty enough and likelihood to lead it Fas thusF: 3396Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth 3397to dust, the dust is earth, of earth we make 3398loam, and why of that loam whereto he was converted 3399might they not stop a beer-barrel?
ErrorMetrica
3400
Imperious Caesar, dead and turned to clay,
3401
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away.
3402
Oh, that that earth which kept the world in awe
3403
Should patch a wall t’expel the winter’s flaw.
3404
But soft, but soft awhile, here comes the King.
3405Enter King, Queen, Laertes, and [a Doctor of Divinity, after] the corpse,
3406[with Lords Attendant].
3407
The Queen, the courtiers — who is this they follow?
3408
And with such maimèd rites? This doth betoken
3409
The corpse they follow did with desp’rate hand
3410
Fordo it own life. ’Twas of some estate.
3411
Couch we awhile and mark.

3411[Hamlet and Horatio stand aside.]

laertes
3412
What ceremony else?

hamlet
3413
That is Laertes, a very noble youth. Mark.

laertes
3414
What ceremony else?

doctor
3415
Her obsequies have been as far enlarged
3416
As we have warranty. Her death was doubtful,
3417
And but that great command o’ersways the order,
3418
She should in ground unsanctified been lodged
3419
Till the last trumpet: for charitable prayers,
3420
FShards,F Flints and pebbles should be thrown on her;
3421
Yet here she is allowed her virgin crants,
3422
Her maiden strewments and the bringing home
3423
Of bell and burial.

laertes
3424
Must there no more be done?

doctor
3425
No more be done.
3426
We should profane the service of the dead
3427
To sing a requiem and such rest to her
3428
As to peace-parted souls.

laertes
3429
Lay her i’th’earth,
3430
And from her fair and unpolluted flesh
3431
May violets spring. — I tell thee, churlish priest,
3432
A minist’ring angel shall my sister be
3433
When thou liest howling.

hamlet
3434
What, the fair Ophelia?

queen
3435
Sweets to the sweet. Farewell.
3436
I hoped thou shouldst have been my Hamlet’s wife.
3437
I thought thy bride-bed to have decked, sweet maid,
3438
And not have strewed thy grave.

laertes
3439
Oh, treble woe
3440
Fall ten times double on that cursèd head
3441
Whose wicked deed thy most ingenious sense
3442
Deprived thee of! — Hold off the earth awhile,
3443
Till I have caught her once more in mine arms.
3444[Leaps in the grave.]
3445
Now pile your dust upon the quick and dead
3446
Till of this flat a mountain you have made
3447
T’o’retop old Pelion or the skyish head
3448
Of blue Olympus.

hamlet
3449
[Coming forward]
What is he whose grief
3450
Bears such an emphasis, whose phrase of sorrow
3451
Conjures the wand’ring stars and makes them stand
3452
Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
3453
Hamlet the Dane.

laertes
3454
The devil take thy soul!

3454[Grapples with Hamlet.]

hamlet
3455
Thou pray’st not well.
3456
I prithee take thy fingers from my throat,
3457
For, though I am not splenative and rash,
3458
Yet have I in me something dangerous
3459
Which let thy wisdom fear. Hold off thy hand —

king
3460
Pluck them asunder.

queen
3461
Hamlet! Hamlet!

lords
3461.1
Gentlemen!

horatio
3462
Good my lord, be quiet.

3462[Hamlet and Laertes are separated.]

hamlet
3463
Why, I will fight with him upon this theme
3464
Until my eyelids will no longer wag.

queen
3465
O my son, what theme?

hamlet
3466
I loved Ophelia. Forty thousand brothers
3467
Could not with all their quantity of love
3468
Make up my sum. What wilt thou do for her?

king
3469
Oh, he is mad, Laertes.

queen
3470
For love of God, forbear him.

hamlet
3471
’Swounds, show me what thou’t do:
3472
Woul’t weep, woul’t fight, woul’t fast, woul’t tear thyself,
3473
Woul’t drink up eisel, eat a crocodile?
3474
I’ll do’t. Dost FthouF come here to whine?
3475
To outface me with leaping in her grave?
3476
Be buried quick with her, and so will I.
3477
And if thou prate of mountains, let them throw
3478
Millions of acres on us, till our ground,
3479
Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
3480
Make Ossa like a wart. Nay, an thou’lt mouth,
3481
I’ll rant as well as thou.

queen
3482
This is mere madness,
3483
And thus awhile the fit will work on him.
3484
Anon, as patient as the female dove
3485
When that her golden couplets are disclosed,
3486
His silence will sit drooping.

hamlet
3487
Hear you, sir,
3488
What is the reason that you use me thus?
3489
I loved you ever — but it is no matter.
3490
Let Hercules himself do what he may,
3491
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.

3491Exit.

king
3492
I pray thee, good Horatio, wait upon him.
3492Exit Horatio.
3493
[To Laertes]
Strengthen your patience in our last night’s speech,
3494
We’ll put the matter to the present push. —
3495
Good Gertrude, set some watch over your son.
3496
This grave shall have a living monument.
3497
An hour of quiet thereby shall we see;
3498
Till then in patience our proceeding be.

3498Exeunt.

3498.1[5.2]

3499Enter Hamlet and Horatio.

hamlet
3500
So much for this, sir. Now shall you see the other.
3501
You do remember all the circumstance?

horatio
3502
Remember it, my lord?

hamlet
3503
Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting
3504
That would not let me sleep. Methought I lay
3505
Worse than the mutines in the bilboes. Rashly —
3506
And praised be rashness for it (let us know
3507
Our indiscretion sometime serves us well
3508
When our deep plots do pall, and that should learn us
3509
There’s a divinity that shapes our ends,
3510
Rough-hew them how we will) —

horatio
3511
That is most certain.

hamlet
3512
Up from my cabin,
3513
My sea-gown scarfed about me, in the dark
3514
Groped I to find out them, had my desire,
3515
Fingered their packet, and in fine withdrew
3516
To mine own room again, making so bold,
3517
My fears forgetting manners, to unfold
3518
Their grand commission; where I found, Horatio,
3519
A royal knavery, an exact command
3520
Larded with many several sorts of reasons
3521
Importing Denmark’s health, and England’s too,
3522
With — ho! — such bugs and goblins in my life
3523
That on the supervise, no leisure bated
3524
(No, not to stay the grinding of the axe),
3525
My head should be struck off.

horatio
3526
Is’t possible?

hamlet
3527
Here’s the commission; read it at more leisure.
3528
But wilt thou hear now how I did proceed?

horatio
3529
I beseech you.

hamlet
3530
Being thus benetted round with villains,
3531
(Or I could make a prologue to my brains,
3532
They had begun the play) I sat me down,
3533
Devised a new commission, wrote it fair —
3534
I once did hold it, as our statists do,
3535
A baseness to write fair, and laboured much
3536
How to forget that learning, but, sir, now
3537
It did me yeoman’s service. Wilt thou know
3538
Th’effect of what I wrote?

horatio
3539
Ay, good my lord.

hamlet
3540
An earnest conjuration from the King,
3541
As England was his faithful tributary,
3542
As love between them like the palm might flourish,
3543
As peace should still her wheaten garland wear
3544
And stand a comma ’tween their amities,
3545
And many such-like “as,” sir, of great charge,
3546
That on the view and knowing of these contents
3547
Without debatement further more or less
3548
He should those bearers put to sudden death,
3549
Not shriving time allowed.

horatio
3550
How was this sealed?

hamlet
3551
Why, even in that was heaven ordinant:
3552
I had my father’s signet in my purse
3553
(Which was the model of that Danish seal),
3554
Folded the writ up in the form of th’other,
3555
Subscribed it, gave’t th’impression, placed it safely,
3556
The changeling never known. Now the next day
3557
Was our sea-fight, and what to this was sequent
3558
Thou knowest already.

horatio
3559
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t.

hamlet
3560
FWhy man, they did make love to this employment.F
3561
They are not near my conscience. Their defeat
3562
Does by their own insinuation grow.
3563
’Tis dangerous when the baser nature comes
3564
Between the pass and fell incensèd points
3565
Of mighty opposites.

horatio
3566
Why, what a king is this!

hamlet
3567
Does it not, think thee, stand me now upon?
3568
He that hath killed my King and whored my mother,
3569
Popped in between th’election and my hopes,
3570
Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
3571
And with such coz’nage — is’t not perfect conscience?
3572
FTo quit him with this arm? And is’t not to be damned
3573
To let this canker of our nature come
3574
In further evil?

horatio
3575
It must be shortly known to him from England
3576
What is the issue of the business there.

hamlet
3577-8
It will be short. The interim’s mine,
3578-9
And a man’s life’s no more than to say one.
3579
But I am very sorry, good Horatio,
3580
That to Laertes I forgot myself,
3581
For by the image of my cause I see
3582
The portraiture of his. I’ll count his favours;
3583
But sure the bravery of his grief did put me
3584
Into a tow’ring passion.

horatio
3585
Peace, who comes here?F

3586Enter FyoungF [Osric,] a Courtier.

osric
3587Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.

hamlet
3588I humbly thank you, sir. — Dost know this water-fly?

horatio
3589No, my good lord.

hamlet
3590Thy state is the more gracious, for ’tis a vice to 3591know him. He hath much land and fertile. Let a beast 3592be lord of beasts and his crib shall stand at the king’s 3593mess. ’Tis a chuff but, as I say, spacious in the possession 3594of dirt.

osric
3595Sweet lord, if your lordship were at leisure, 3596I should impart a thing to you from his majesty.

hamlet
3597I will receive it, sir, with all diligence of spirit — FputF 3598your bonnet to his right use: ’tis for the head.

osric
3599I thank your lordship, it is very hot.

hamlet
3600No, believe me, ’tis very cold, the wind is 3601northerly.

osric
3602It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed.

hamlet
3603But yet methinks it is very sultry and hot for my 3604complexion —

osric
3605Exceedingly, my lord, it is very sultry, as ’twere — 3606I cannot tell how. FButF My lord, his majesty bade me signify 3607to you that ’a has laid a great wager on your head. 3608Sir, this is the matter —

hamlet
3609I beseech you, remember.

osric
3610Nay, good my lord, for my ease, in good faith. Sir, here is newly

osric
3610.16Sir?

osric
3610.20Of Laertes? 3610.01come to court Laertes — believe me, an absolute gentleman, full of most 3610.02excellent differences, of very soft society, and great showing. Indeed, 3610.03to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or calendar of gentry; 3610.04for you shall find in him the continent of what part a gentleman 3610.05would see.

hamlet
3610.06Sir, his definement suffers no perdition in you, though I 3610.07know to divide him inventorially would dizzy th’arithmetic of 3610.08memory, and yet but yaw neither, in respect of his quick sail. But, 3610.09in the verity of extolment, I take him to be a soul of great article 3610.10and his infusion of such dearth and rareness as, to make true diction 3610.11of him, his semblable is his mirror, and who else would trace him, his 3610.12umbrage, nothing more.

osric
3610.13Your lordship speaks most infallibly of him.

hamlet
3610.14The concernancy, sir — Why do we wrap the gentleman in 3610.15our more rawer breath?

horatio
3610.17Is’t not possible to understand in another tongue? You will 3610.18do’t, sir, really.

hamlet
3610.19What imports the nomination of this gentleman?

horatio
3610.21His purse is empty already: all’s golden words are spent.

hamlet
3610.22Of him, sir.

osric
3610.23I know you are not ignorant —

hamlet
3610.24I would you did, sir. Yet, in faith, if you did, it would not 3610.25much approve me. Well, sir.

osric
3611FSir,F You are not ignorant of what excellence Laertes is — Fat 3612his weapon.F

hamlet
3612.1I dare not confess that, lest I should compare with 3612.2him in excellence. But to know a man well were to know himself.

osric
3612.3I mean, sir, for his weapon. But in the imputation laid on 3612.4him by them in his meed he’s unfellowed.

hamlet
3613What’s his weapon?

osric
3614Rapier and dagger.

hamlet
3615That’s two of his weapons — but well.

osric
3616The King, sir, hath wagered with him six Barbary horses, 3617against the which he has impawned, as I take it, six French 3618rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, 3619hanger and so. Three of the carriages, in faith, are very 3620dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate 3621carriages, and of very liberal conceit.

hamlet
3622What call you the carriages?

horatio
3622.2I knew you must be edified by the margin ere you had 3622.2done.

osric
3623The carriages, sir, are the hangers.

hamlet
3624The phrase would be more germane to the 3625matter if we could carry a cannon by our sides. I would 3626it might be “hangers” till then. But on. Six Barbary horses 3627against six French swords, their assigns and three 3628liberal-conceited carriages: that’s the French bet against 3629the Danish. Why is this — all F”impawned”, asF you call it?

osric
3630The King, sir, hath laid, sir, that in a dozen passes between 3631yourself and him he shall not exceed you three hits; 3632he hath laid on twelve for nine, and it would come to 3633immediate trial, if your lordship would vouchsafe the 3634answer.

hamlet
3635How if I answer no?

osric
3636I mean, my lord, the opposition of your person 3637in trial.

hamlet
3638Sir, I will walk here in the hall. If it please 3639his majesty, it is the breathing time of day with me. Let 3640the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the 3641King hold his purpose — I will win for him an I can; if 3642not, I will gain nothing but my shame and the odd hits.

osric
3643Shall I deliver you FevenF so?

hamlet
3644To this effect, sir, after what flourish your nature 3645will.

osric
3646I commend my duty to your lordship.

3646[Exit.]

hamlet
3647YoursF, yoursF. — FHeF Does well to commend it 3648himself, there are no tongues else for’s turn.

horatio
3649This lapwing runs away with the shell on his 3650head.

hamlet
3651’A did so, sir, with his dug before ’a 3652sucked it. Thus has he, and many more of the same breed 3653that I know the drossy age dotes on, only got the tune of 3654the time and, out of an habit of encounter, a kind of 3655yeasty collection, which carries them through and through 3656the most profane and winnowed opinions; and do but blow 3657them to their trial, the bubbles are out.

3657.1Enter a Lord.

lord
3657.2My lord, his majesty commended him to you by young 3657.3Osric, who brings back to him that you attend him in the hall. 3657.4He sends to know if your pleasure hold to play with Laertes, or that 3657.5you will take longer time?

hamlet
3657.6I am constant to my purposes. They follow the King’s pleasure. 3657.7If his fitness speaks, mine is ready: now or whensoever, provided 3657.8I be so able as now.

lord
3657.9The King and Queen and all are coming down.

hamlet
3657.10In happy time.

lord
3657.11The Queen desires you to use some gentle entertainment 3657.12to Laertes before you fall to play.

hamlet
3657.13She well instructs me.

3657.13[Exit Lord.]

horatio
3658You will lose Fthis wagerF, my lord.

hamlet
3659I do not think so. Since he went into France, 3660I have been in continual practice. I shall win at the 3661odds. FButF Thou wouldst not think how ill all’s here about 3662my heart — but it is no matter.

horatio
3663Nay, good my lord —

hamlet
3664It is but foolery, but it is such a kind of 3665gaingiving as would perhaps trouble a woman.

horatio
3666If your mind dislike anything, obey it. I will forestall 3667their repair hither and say you are not fit.

hamlet
3668Not a whit. We defy augury. There is FaF special 3669providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, ’tis not 3670to come. If it be not to come, it will be now. If it 3671be not now, yet it will come. The readiness is all. Since no 3672man of aught he leaves knows, what is’t to leave betimes? 3673Let be.

3674A table prepared [with flagons of wine and cups]. Trumpets, Drums and Officers with cushions.
3675[Enter] King, Queen, [Osric,] and all the state, [with other Attendants with] foils Fand gauntletsF, daggers,
3676and Laertes.

king
3677
Come, Hamlet, come and take this hand from me.

3677[Puts Laertes’ hands into Hamlet’s.]

hamlet
3678
Give me your pardon, sir. I have done you wrong.
3679
But pardon’t as you are a gentleman.
3680
This presence knows,
3681
And you must needs have heard, how I am punished
3682
With a sore distraction. What I have done
3683
That might your nature, honour and exception
3684
Roughly awake, I hear proclaim was madness.
3685
Was’t Hamlet wronged Laertes? Never Hamlet.
3686
If Hamlet from himself be ta’en away
3687
And when he’s not himself does wrong Laertes,
3688
Then Hamlet does it not; Hamlet denies it.
3689
Who does it then? His madness. If’t be so,
3690
Hamlet is of the faction that is wronged:
3691
His madness is poor Hamlet’s enemy.
3692
FSir, in this audience,F
3693
Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil
3694
Free me so far in your most generous thoughts
3695
That I have shot my arrow o’er the house
3696
And hurt my brother.

laertes
3697
I am satisfied in nature,
3698
Whose motive in this case should stir me most
3699
To my revenge, but in my terms of honour
3700
I stand aloof and will no reconcilement
3701
Till by some elder masters of known honour
3702
I have a voice and precedent of peace
3703
To keep my name ungored. But till that time
3704
I do receive your offered love like love
3705
And will not wrong it.

hamlet
3706
I FdoF embrace it freely
3707
And will this brother’s wager frankly play. —
3708
Give us the foils. FCome on.F

laertes
3709
Come, one for me.

hamlet
3710
I’ll be your foil, Laertes. In mine ignorance
3711
Your skill shall like a star i’th’darkest night
3712
Stick fiery off indeed.

laertes
3713
You mock me, sir.

hamlet
3714
No, by this hand.

king
3715
Give them the foils, young Osric. Cousin Hamlet,
3716
You know the wager.

hamlet
3717
Very well, my lord.
3718
Your grace has laid the odds o’th’weaker side.

king
3719-20
I do not fear it. I have seen you both,
3721
But since he is bettered, we have therefore odds.

laertes
3722-3
This is too heavy. Let me see another.

hamlet
3724-5
This likes me well. These foils have all a length?

3725FPrepare to play.F

osric
3726
Ay, my good lord.

king
3727
Set me the stoups of wine upon that table.
3728
If Hamlet give the first or second hit,
3729
Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
3730
Let all the battlements their ordnance fire.
3731
The King shall drink to Hamlet’s better breath
3732
And in the cup an onyx shall he throw
3733
Richer than that which four successive kings
3734-5
In Denmark’s crown have worn. Give me the cups,
3736
And let the kettle to the trumpet speak,
3737
The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
3738
The cannons to the heavens, the heaven to earth.
3739-40Trumpets the while.
3739
Now the King drinks to Hamlet. Come, begin,
3740
And you, the judges, bear a wary eye.

hamlet
3741Come on, sir.

laertes
3742Come, my lord.

3742[They play.]

hamlet
3743One.

laertes
3744No.

hamlet
3745Judgement.

osric
3746A hit, a very palpable hit.

laertes
3747Well, again.

king
3748-9
Stay, give me drink. — Hamlet this pearl is thine.
3750
Here’s to thy health. — Give him the cup.

3751Drum, trumpets and shot.

hamlet
3752
I’ll play this bout first. Set it by awhile.
3753
Come.
3753
Another hit. — What say you?

3753[They play again.]

laertes
3754
FA touch, a touch,F I do confess’t.

king
3755
Our son shall win.

queen
3756
He’s fat and scant of breath.
3757
Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, rub thy brows.
3758
The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.

hamlet
3759
Good madam.

king
3760
Gertrude, do not drink.

queen
3761-2
I will, my lord. I pray you pardon me.

king
3763
[Aside]
It is the poisoned cup. It is too late.

hamlet
3764-5
I dare not drink yet, madam. By and by.

queen
3766
Come, let me wipe thy face.

laertes
3767
My lord, I’ll hit him now.

king
3768
I do not think’t.

laertes
3769
And yet it is almost against my conscience.

hamlet
3770-1
Come for the third, Laertes, you do but dally.
3772
I pray you pass with your best violence.
3773
I am sure you make a wanton of me.

laertes
3774
Say you so? Come on.

3774[They play.]

osric
3775
Nothing neither way.

laertes
3776
Have at you now.

3777[In scuffling they change rapiers.]

king
3778
Part them, they are incensed.

hamlet
3779
Nay, come again.

osric
3780
Look to the Queen there, ho!

horatio
3781
They bleed on both sides. How is it, my lord?

osric
3782
How is’t, Laertes?

laertes
3783-4
Why, as a woodcock to mine own springe, Osric:
3785
I am justly killed with mine own treachery.

hamlet
3786
How does the Queen?

king
3787
She swoons to see them bleed.

queen
3788-9
No, no, the drink, the drink, O my dear Hamlet,
3789-90
The drink, the drink. I am poisoned.

3790[Dies.]

hamlet
3791
Oh, villainy! Ho! Let the door be locked.
3792
Treachery! Seek it out!

3792[Exeunt Osric and some Lords.]

laertes
3793-4
It is here, FHamlet.F Hamlet, thou art slain.
3795
No med’cine in the world can do thee good;
3796
In thee there is not half an hour’s life.
3797
The treacherous instrument is in thy hand
3798
Unbated and envenomed. The foul practice
3799
Hath turned itself on me. Lo, here I lie
3800
Never to rise again. Thy mother’s poisoned.
3801
I can no more — the King, the King’s to blame.

hamlet
3802-3
The point envenomed too! Then, venom, to thy work!

3804[Hurts the King.]

lords
3805
Treason, treason!

king
3806
Oh, yet defend me, friends, I am but hurt.

hamlet
3807-8
Here, thou incestuous, Fmurd’rous,F damnèd Dane,
3809
Drink off this potion. Is the onyx here?
3810
Follow my mother.

3810[King dies.]

laertes
3811
He is justly served,
3812
It is a poison tempered by himself.
3813
Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet,
3814
Mine and my father’s death come not upon thee,
3815
Nor thine on me.

3815[Dies.]

hamlet
3816
Heaven make thee free of it. I follow thee.
3817
I am dead, Horatio. Wretched Queen, adieu.
3818
You that look pale and tremble at this chance,
3819
That are but mutes or audience to this act,
3820
Had I but time (as this fell sergeant, Death,
3821
Is strict in his arrest), oh, I could tell you —
3822
But let it be. — Horatio, I am dead.
3823
Thou livest. Report me and my cause aright
3824
To the unsatisfied.

horatio
3825
Never believe it.
3826
I am more an antique Roman than a Dane.
3827
Here’s yet some liquor left.

hamlet
3828
As thou’rt a man
3828-9
Give me the cup. Let go! By heaven, I’ll ha’t!
3830
O God, Horatio, what a wounded name,
3831
Things standing thus unknown, shall I leave behind me?
3832
If thou did’st ever hold me in thy heart,
3833
Absent thee from felicity awhile,
3834
And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain
3835
To tell my story.
3836A march afar off Fand shout withinF
3837
What warlike noise is this?

3838Enter Osric.

osric
3839
Young Fortinbras, with conquest come from Poland,
3840
To th’ambassadors of England gives this warlike volley.

hamlet
3841
Oh, I die, Horatio.
3842
The potent poison quite o’ercrows my spirit.
3843
I cannot live to hear the news from England,
3844
But I do prophesy th’election lights
3845
On Fortinbras. He has my dying voice.
3846
So tell him, with th’occurrents more and less
3847
Which have solicited. The rest is silence. FOh, oh, oh, oh.F

3847[Dies.]

horatio
3848-9
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet Prince,
3850
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
3851
Why does the drum come hither?

3852Enter Fortinbras with the Ambassadors Fwith Drum,
3853Colors,F [and Attendants].

fortinbras
3854
Where is this sight?

horatio
3855
What is it you would see?
3856
If aught of woe or wonder, cease your search.

fortinbras
3857
This quarry cries on havock. O proud Death,
3858
What feast is toward in thine eternal cell
3859
That thou so many princes at a shot
3860
So bloodily hast struck?

ambassador
3861
The sight is dismal,
3862
And our affairs from England come too late.
3863
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing
3864
To tell him his commandment is fulfilled:
3865
That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
3866
Where should we have our thanks?

horatio
3867
Not from his mouth,
3868
Had it th’ability of life to thank you;
3869
He never gave commandment for their death.
3870
But since so jump upon this bloody question
3871
You from the Polack wars and you from England,
3872
Are here arrived, give order that these bodies
3873
High on a stage be placèd to the view,
3874
And let me speak to th’yet unknowing world
3875
How these things came about. So shall you hear
3876
Of carnal, bloody and unnatural acts,
3877
Of accidental judgements, casual slaughters,
3878
Of deaths put on by cunning and for no cause,
3879
And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
3880
Fall’n on th’inventors’ heads. All this can I
3881
Truly deliver.

fortinbras
3882
Let us haste to hear it
3883
And call the noblest to the audience.
3884
For me, with sorrow I embrace my fortune.
3885
I have some rights of memory in this kingdom
3886-7
Which now to claim my vantage doth invite me.

horatio
3888
Of that I shall have also cause to speak,
3889-90
And from his mouth whose voice will draw on more.
3891
But let this same be presently performed
3892-3
Even while men’s minds are wild, lest more mischance
3894
On plots and errors happen.

fortinbras
3895
Let four captains
3896
Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage,
3897
For he was likely, had he been put on,
3898-9
To have proved most royal; and for his passage,
3900
The soldiers’ music and the rite of war
3901
Speak loudly for him.
3902
Take up the bodies. Such a sight as this
3903
Becomes the field but here shows much amiss.
3904
Go bid the soldiers shoot.

3905Exeunt Fmarching, after the which a peal of
3906ordnance are shot offF.
FINIS